Sometimes all it takes is a picture of a hot model like Edita Vilkeviciute enjoying her coffee at the kitchen table to remind you how much your life sucks… YOu know taping into some 1960s, black and white, simpler time, image you expected for yourself… You know, like it’s out of an old movie you saw back when you had hope and thought maybe your kitchen table would have a set of legs like this, the morning after you came inside her, early in your whirlwind romance… But instead the only legs your kitchen table have are duct taped back on, because your fat wife puts her fatness into her eating and the table can’t support the shit… I don’t know why, these Edita Vilkeviciute speak to my cold black heart…they make me believe in love, at least with someone who is a top model with legs like this…simulating a marriage you’d probably want to have since it’s better than what you have….
Vogue Italia did this shoot with models Carola Remer, Alize Barange, & Natalia Rassadnikova… The theme is a little Gidget meets Frankie Avalon meets Annette Funicello…you know those amazing beach party/surf movies from the 60s…that may not be erotic to watch today, unless you are into dead women pre-death in bikinis…but that I am sure were masturbated to by a lot of easier to impress teenage boys of the era…you know back in time before masturbation was accepted when it was far more guilt ridden and frowned upon.. It might not be all that erotic, but your life sucks, and this should bring some color into it, because it’s fun and your coffee soaked cubicle and fluorescent light life, may find it comes in handy in hating your fucking existence…which is why I do this…you know friendly reminder..
It doesn’t take much for dogs to go crazy. Sometimes, an owner leaves her bed and her pet alone . Other times, the canine’s master comes home from fighting abroad. And other times, a Springer Spaniel named Rocco sees a squirrel from inside a car and makes a sound that must be heard to be believed. So go ahead and listen to it now: Dog Flips Out Over Squirrel Annoying if we owned Rocco? Probably. Adorable to simply watch when we choose to? Definitely. This has earned a spot in our Cutest Dogs Ever video countdown: 28 TOTALLY Adorable Dog Videos Open Slideshow 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! View As List 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! 2. Husky Hates on Kennel This husky really does not want to get into his kennel. Not at all. Not one tiny bit. 3. Pajama-Clad Dog Plays in Snow This dog is wearing pajamas and playing in the snow. In other words: it’s a must-watch video. 4. Baby Girl Laughs at Dog Eating Popcorn Behold, the cutest video ever! This baby girl loves watching her dog eat popcorn. It’s amazing. 5. Husky Learns How to Howl A husky learns how to howl in this video. It’s as adorable as you’d expect it to be. 6. Puppy Reduces Young Woman to Tears It doesn’t get much cuter than this. Watch a young woman bawl her eyes out over the gift of a puppy. 7. Corgi LOVES the Slide This Corgi is named Buddy. And he really, really, really loves this slide. See what we mean now! 8. Dog and Tiny Owner Play with Bubbles This toddler and this dog play with bubbles in this video. The only question: Which one is cuter?!? 9. Cat and Dog Team Up: Let’s Escape! A cat and a dog team up in this hilarious video. They are intent on escaping! Watch now. 10. Dog Holds Owner’s Hand in Car This is beyond adorable. Watch now to see how a dog won’t let his owner drive unless they are holding hands. 11. Puppy Plays with Baby This may, truly, be the cutest video you’ll ever see. It’s of a baby and puppy. Enough said, right? 12. Military Dog Plays with Kitten Well, this is pretty much the cutest thing ever. Watch as a retired military dog plays with a kitten. 13. Puppy Despises Lemons, Love Yoga This may be the cutest puppy on the Internet. Watch him react to a lemon and practice Yoga now. 14. Dog Runs in Sleep This dog does not need to be walked. He’s getting some exercise while fast asleep! 15. Dog Rides Roomba A dog rides a Roomba in this Vine video. It’s short, but it’s hilarious. 16. Golden Retriever Puppy Falls Asleep This Golden Retriever puppy is trying to take a snap with his head on the coffee table. But it keeps falling off! So, so, so adorable. 17. Bulldog Tries to Walk Great Dane A mini bulldog tries to take a great dane for a walk in this video. Watch now to see the hilarious results. 18. Puppy Manages to Climb Stairs! This is one of the cutest videos we’ve seen in a long time. Watch a puppy teach himself how to climb stairs. 19. Dog Acts as Dentist A dog plays dentist in this amazing video. Watch now as he pulls put a boy’s loose tooth. 20. Dog Plays on Bed What happens when this owner leaves her dog alone and places a hidden camera in the room to see if he’ll jump on the bed? Well… 21. Cat Scares the Ish Out of a Puppy HA! Check out this video to see a cat scare the heck out of a puppy. Adorable. 22. Puppies Recreate “Happy” This may be as adorable as it gets. Check out a bunch of puppies doing up their own version of “Happy.” 23. Puppies Introduce Themselves to Kitten These two puppies aren’t sure about this kitten at first. But they end up coming around quickly. 24. Doggie Food Fight It’s a food fight! Or, rather, a fight over food! Watch a small dog protect his bowl in this adorable video. 25. Dogs Get Shocked by Magic Trick Turns out, dogs are as shocked by magic tricks as human beings are. See what we mean here. 26. Great Dane Really Wants to Play with Baby This Great Dane is dying to play with this baby. Does it get any cuter?!? 27. Puppy Doesn’t Want to Sleep Cutest dog video ever? This is certainly up there, as a French Bulldog puppy objects to going to sleep. 28. Dog Flips Out Over Squirrel Say hello to Rocco. He’s a Springer Spaniel and he makes an AMAZING sound when he sees a squirrel.
Think you own the best trained dog in the world? We’re sorry to break it to you… but you do not. While these canines posing with these babies may be the cutest puppies on the planet, there can no longer be a debate over the most disciplined. In the following AMAZING video, we see a dog abide by every word out of his owner’s mouth. Walk… back up.. turn around… await my count before you get your toy. Wait for it… wait for it! It’s legitimately incredible. Be sure to watch all the way through: Best Trained Dog Ever As for the most adorable dogs around? We’ve got an entire gallery of them here: 26 Beyond Adorable Dog Videos Open Slideshow 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! View As List 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! 2. Husky Hates on Kennel This husky really does not want to get into his kennel. Not at all. Not one tiny bit. 3. Pajama-Clad Dog Plays in Snow This dog is wearing pajamas and playing in the snow. In other words: it’s a must-watch video. 4. Baby Girl Laughs at Dog Eating Popcorn Behold, the cutest video ever! This baby girl loves watching her dog eat popcorn. It’s amazing. 5. Husky Learns How to Howl A husky learns how to howl in this video. It’s as adorable as you’d expect it to be. 6. Puppy Reduces Young Woman to Tears It doesn’t get much cuter than this. Watch a young woman bawl her eyes out over the gift of a puppy. 7. Corgi LOVES the Slide This Corgi is named Buddy. And he really, really, really loves this slide. See what we mean now! 8. Dog and Tiny Owner Play with Bubbles This toddler and this dog play with bubbles in this video. The only question: Which one is cuter?!? 9. Cat and Dog Team Up: Let’s Escape! A cat and a dog team up in this hilarious video. They are intent on escaping! Watch now. 10. Dog Holds Owner’s Hand in Car This is beyond adorable. Watch now to see how a dog won’t let his owner drive unless they are holding hands. 11. Puppy Plays with Baby This may, truly, be the cutest video you’ll ever see. It’s of a baby and puppy. Enough said, right? 12. Military Dog Plays with Kitten Well, this is pretty much the cutest thing ever. Watch as a retired military dog plays with a kitten. 13. Puppy Despises Lemons, Love Yoga This may be the cutest puppy on the Internet. Watch him react to a lemon and practice Yoga now. 14. Dog Runs in Sleep This dog does not need to be walked. He’s getting some exercise while fast asleep! 15. Dog Rides Roomba A dog rides a Roomba in this Vine video. It’s short, but it’s hilarious. 16. Golden Retriever Puppy Falls Asleep This Golden Retriever puppy is trying to take a snap with his head on the coffee table. But it keeps falling off! So, so, so adorable. 17. Bulldog Tries to Walk Great Dane A mini bulldog tries to take a great dane for a walk in this video. Watch now to see the hilarious results. 18. Puppy Manages to Climb Stairs! This is one of the cutest videos we’ve seen in a long time. Watch a puppy teach himself how to climb stairs. 19. Dog Acts as Dentist A dog plays dentist in this amazing video. Watch now as he pulls put a boy’s loose tooth. 20. Dog Plays on Bed What happens when this owner leaves her dog alone and places a hidden camera in the room to see if he’ll jump on the bed? Well… 21. Cat Scares the Ish Out of a Puppy HA! Check out this video to see a cat scare the heck out of a puppy. Adorable. 22. Puppies Recreate “Happy” This may be as adorable as it gets. Check out a bunch of puppies doing up their own version of “Happy.” 23. Puppies Introduce Themselves to Kitten These two puppies aren’t sure about this kitten at first. But they end up coming around quickly. 24. Doggie Food Fight It’s a food fight! Or, rather, a fight over food! Watch a small dog protect his bowl in this adorable video. 25. Dogs Get Shocked by Magic Trick Turns out, dogs are as shocked by magic tricks as human beings are. See what we mean here. 26. Great Dane Really Wants to Play with Baby This Great Dane is dying to play with this baby. Does it get any cuter?!?
What’s scarier than thousands of NFL fans descending upon New York City for the Super Bowl? Residents of The Big Apple got the answer this week, as they fell under the attack of… underground zombies! Seriously! Sort of! As part of AMC’s promotion of The Walking Dead Season 4 – which returns this Sunday with new episodes – a group of people donned walker makeup, crawled under the sidewalks of the city and scared the living heck out of all who passed by. Watch The Walking Dead at TV Fanatic to catch up on this fun series and then check out this amazing prank, followed by many others, below: 19 Totally Amazing Pranks Open Slideshow 1. Walking Dead Zombies Stalk NYC Residents In order to promote The Walking Dead, AMC sent some zombie to New York City to scare the heck out of residents. Watch what transpired here. View As List 1. Walking Dead Zombies Stalk NYC Residents In order to promote The Walking Dead, AMC sent some zombie to New York City to scare the heck out of residents. Watch what transpired here. 2. Boyfriend Pulls ‘The Ring’ Prank That time where a young man takes his life into his own hands. And the girlfriend that had every right to take it away from him. 3. Zombie Prank This zombie prank is an all-timer. See why here … and try not to get too freaked. 4. Epic Prank: Do Not Drink and Drive! This is a truly amazing prank. Watch now and vow to never drink and drive ever again. 5. Anniversary Prank Backfires Watch as the infamous prankster Roman Atwood finally gets a taste of his own medicine. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 7. Halloween Prank: Look Out for the Skeleton! What happens when a remote control skeleton is let loose in Louisville? Watch this video for the hilarious answer. 8. Carrie Prank Scares Coffee Shop Customers This is AWESOME! Watch footage of a promotion for the movie Carrie, as one coffee shop patron gets really angry at some customers. 9. Man Pranked with Beer-Filled Pipes This may be the greatest prank ever. Watch a man come home and realize that his faucets only flow with beer. 10. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 11. Dinosaur Prank Frightens Office Workers Talk about a prank gone right! Watch the reaction of office workers in Japan to a dinosaur on the premises. 12. Justin Bieber Lookalike Pranks Fans This is not Justin Bieber. But don’t tell that to the fans in Boston who think they met the young, hot singer. 13. Pumpcast News – Tonight Show Prank This guy really got into the Pumpcast News prank the Tonight Show tried to play on him. You gotta watch. 14. Dennis Quaid Prank on Ellen Dennis Quaid and Ellen team up to prank a nurse on her set. Pretty good. 15. Human Chair Scare Prank – Hidden Man An amazing prank involving a man dressed up as a chair. It speaks for itself. 16. Natalie Morales Chair Prank Watch Today Show reporter Natalie Morales get pranked in this video… by a magician pretending to be a chair! 17. Imaginary Friend Photo Prank You gotta see this video of a guy asking strangers to take photos of him with his imaginary friends. 18. Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank This invisible driver prank is up there with the best you’ve seen in a long time. Check it out here. 19. iPhone 5 Prank This prank is hilarious. An iPhone 5 glued to the ground thoroughly confounds passersby.
Here’s some pics of what may be a tranny pretending she is breast feeding a baby she bought on the internet to keep up appearances and so she can continue to get model work into her 40s…unless of course she is actual a chick and her being married to a jock who fucks his teammates in the shower and her hard angular face is just there to confuse us…but not too much…because she’s usually half naked and girls who are half naked usually don’t have faces… Well she’s one of those moms I love staring at in the coffee shop who feels the need to sharing their feeding with the world like some kind of exhibitionist hippie feminist freak so caught up in her own shit…that she thinks the rest of the world is into see it…you know she connects with her baby, thinks it’s a big thing, and shoves it down our throat like we were her baby and it was her nipple…and I am into it… Breast feeding…and breasts in general are normal…there’s no reason why they should ever be contained in a bra or shirt and they should always be out in public…whoever decided that they should be clothed or that breasts and breast feeding is perverted or weird is in fact the fucking weird one…so girls, be like Gisele, baby or lactating or not and do this every time I walk by, the world will be a happier place…
High School Football Team Ends Season Early After Teammate Dies From Game Injury A group of high school football players made the difficult decision to end their season recently after a fellow teammate died following an injury he sustained during their last game via NBC News It was a question with no right answer that tugged heavy at the hearts of Damon Janes’ teammates when the 16-year-old died after a hit in a high school football game: Should the season go on? Should the players rally and play every game for their star running back, whose motto was “Giving up is simply not an option”? Or should the teenagers forget about football and take time to mourn their friend? The Westfield-Brocton Wolverines’ varsity players took a paper-ballot vote and decided that the pain was too great, that their season would end after just two games. “I wanted to play, I love the game,” said teammate Stevie Wisecarver III, a 16-year-old quarterback who has played football since third grade. “But it just wouldn’t feel right without him. The team just didn’t feel right.” “It’s just a tragic thing that happened,” 71-year-old Harold Montague said as he finished his coffee at the Green Arch, recalling a procession for Damon’s funeral that stretched for more than a mile and a half. Damon took what hospital officials would later describe as a “helmet-to-helmet” hit during the third quarter of Westfield-Brocton’s Sept. 13 game against Portville. He was able to get on his feet but lost consciousness on the sidelines. He died three days later at Women & Children’s Hospital in Buffalo. An exact cause of death has not been released. This is a sad story. It may be time for high school football programs to start amending some of their rules to mimic that of the NFL.
This Twerking fail, in which a girl’s self-filmed sexy-dance for her boyfriend takes a sudden, nearly disastrous turn, is going viral and undeniably epic. Caitlin Heller, who posted the video, titled it “Worst Twerk Fail EVER.” She’s not lying. After some suggestive but fairly ordinary moves, she decides to get all up against the wall in a handstand a la Miley Cyrus Twerking . Only the wall was actually a door, which someone opened, knocking her down onto the coffee table, on which there were candles. You gotta see this: Twerking Fail: The Best-Worst Twerk Video Ever Wow. Just … wow. “I tried making a sexy twerk video for my boyfriend and things got a bit too hot :)” Caitlin wrote in a joke at her own expense, which we feel allows us to laugh. There are those who will claim it was staged, because frankly how would this possibly ever happen to someone, but the two girls’ reactions sure look real. What do you think? Real or elaborately staged? Funny or scary? Sexy or gross? Share your comments on all things Caitlin Heller Twerking below!
Damn, a doctor poisoning somebody? SMH. Breast Cancer Doctor Poisons Lover According to The NY Daily News A female doctor has been charged with aggravated assault after putting a toxic chemical in the coffee of her lover, a fellow doctor. According to an affidavit obtained by the Houston Chronicle, Dr. Ana Maria Gonzalez-Angulo, a breast cancer oncologist at the University of Texas MD Anderson Cancer Center, had a “casual sexual relationship” with her colleague Dr. George Blumenschein, a lung, head and neck cancer specialist. On Jan. 27, Gonzalez-Angulo reportedly served Blumenschein coffee that tasted sweet, something he questioned her about because he drinks his coffee black. The 42-year-old woman said she had added Splenda to it and urged him to keep drinking. In reality, Gonzalez-Angulo had mixed in ethylene glycol, a sweet-tasting toxic substance, according to the complaint. Blumenschein drank two sweet-tasting cups of coffee. Four hours later, his speech started slurring and he experienced poor balance as well as a loss of fine motor skills, the affidavit said. Medical records showed that Blumenschein was taken to the hospital 16 hours after drinking the coffee. He was found to have cardiopulmonary complications, central nervous system depression and renal failure and had to undergo dialysis. The complaint was filed by a UT police officer on May 29, and Gonzalez-Angulo was booked on May 30. She was later released on $50,000 bail, the Houston Chronicle reported. “She is a distinguished citizen and scientist, and these allegations are totally inconsistent with her personal and professional life,” Gonzalez-Angulo’s lawyer said. Gonzalez-Angulo has denied the charge, and her lawyer Derek Hollingsworth said she is “completely innocent.” “She is a distinguished citizen and scientist, and these allegations are totally inconsistent with her personal and professional life,” Hollingsworth told the Houston Chronicle in a statement. Ethylene glycol, which is used in antifreeze and medical research, is available at the labs where the two doctors work, according to the complaint. It can be deadly in large quantities, and a toxicology report from the Texas Poison Center indicated the substance does have a sweet taste. MD Anderson officials told the Chronicle that Gonzalez-Angulo was on paid administrative leave but declined to comment future. Thank God he didn’t die. Youtube
