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Lohan’s Oral Fixation of the Day

I love watching Lohan tease her lips with her fingers like they were Samantha Ronson’s coke covered dick on her pussy…but maybe I’m just looking too deep into what is probably just a compulsion of an ex drug addict soon to be current drug addict replacing one habit with another, maybe she’s just rubbing the coke on her mouth to get the numb feeling cuz it isn’t actually doing the coke, or maybe she just likes trying to find feeling in her fake lips, or maybe she’s just trying to play cute, like a little girl in the amusement park or someshit, Lohan lost the cute angle when she took 8 dozen dicks in her while feeding a alcohol and substance abuse issue over the course of the last 5 years, that whole cute thing doesn’t work on washed up crackheads who smell like stale cum and rotting flesh and the real issue here is why the fuck am I analyzing it, I should just stare at it, then move on, cuz this is Lohan we’re talking about, she hardly exists and could be diddling her pussy and I’d find it boring and obvious because unfortunately we can’t bring back the Lohan that Wilmer Valderamma ruined, cuz that was the Lohan we liked the best….this other Lohan is just a fucking downer…with amazing tits…which I guess make her better than you….but she never fucking shows them…making the whole thing very very confusing…like why I am up at 9 am. Fuck.

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Lohan’s Oral Fixation of the Day

Lohan’s Oral Fixation of the Day

I love watching Lohan tease her lips with her fingers like they were Samantha Ronson’s coke covered dick on her pussy…but maybe I’m just looking too deep into what is probably just a compulsion of an ex drug addict soon to be current drug addict replacing one habit with another, maybe she’s just rubbing the coke on her mouth to get the numb feeling cuz it isn’t actually doing the coke, or maybe she just likes trying to find feeling in her fake lips, or maybe she’s just trying to play cute, like a little girl in the amusement park or someshit, Lohan lost the cute angle when she took 8 dozen dicks in her while feeding a alcohol and substance abuse issue over the course of the last 5 years, that whole cute thing doesn’t work on washed up crackheads who smell like stale cum and rotting flesh and the real issue here is why the fuck am I analyzing it, I should just stare at it, then move on, cuz this is Lohan we’re talking about, she hardly exists and could be diddling her pussy and I’d find it boring and obvious because unfortunately we can’t bring back the Lohan that Wilmer Valderamma ruined, cuz that was the Lohan we liked the best….this other Lohan is just a fucking downer…with amazing tits…which I guess make her better than you….but she never fucking shows them…making the whole thing very very confusing…like why I am up at 9 am. Fuck.

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Kirsten Dunst is Still Alive of the Day

The other day, I posted her first topless scene , cuz topless scenes happen when girls can’t get work and realize their self-worth lies in their tits and if that’s what it takes to pay the mortgage and the coke habit then that’s just what bitch is gonna do. That’s why rejection and failure is fuckin amazing…. Kirsten Dunst was in Montreal filming a few months ago. I didn’t run into her because apparently she was too busy locking herself in bathrooms with much older men…and it was unfortunate I didn’t have more drive…cuz I totally would have tried to measure my dick using her pussy as a ruler…if you know what I mean. Here are her really bad teeth in some tight pants to celebrate her comeback… Remember watch her topless scene if you missed it cuz this was pretty much a historic moment in anyone who jerked off to her in the 90s and we need to encourage her to do more…

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David Arquette Proves That Being Single is Amazing of the Day

Sure, he’s probably BBMing his cunt wife who is still on his jock about random annoying bullshit, making excuses to talk to him, like using the baby as leverage, but at least when he puts that phone in the off position, he’s daytime partying hard, using his stupid undeserved money wisely, recruiting some young pussy to audition for his dick, cuz he’s David Arquette and despite being a total fucking clown, he’s been in movies and that’s good enough reason for so many vaginas to be ready and willing…. Sure, this rebound with fresher that Courtney Pussy will only last a few months before his cunt from Friends manipulates him back out of guilt for their daughter, or that he feels his coke fueled existance feels so empty and all he craves is his life partner to snuggle up with and just cuddle, cuz trying to keep up with young pussy burned him out…. but at least he’s living out the glory days he can’t live out when married…. What it comes down to is that when you are famous, on any level, young pussy will always perform for your dick. You will always have money and enough fame to live out the good life. Something nobodies flock to cuz they envy it, making monogamy a fucking joke. Monogamy only works for dudes who can’t get laid and rely heavy on the one they tricked into signing up for life. Here are a couple of pics to remind Courtney Cox that she just doesn’t matter anymore.

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Lindsay’s Got That ‘Warrant-for-Her-Arrest’ Glow

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Paparazzi Photo With her probation revoked, a warrant issued for her arrest and a mandatory court appearance on Friday, Lindsay Lohan got a facial yesterday. At least her skin is healthy. Read more

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Paris Hilton Detained in Japan Over Coke Case

Filed under: Paris Hilton , Celebrity Justice Japan didn’t exactly roll out the welcome mat for Paris Hilton today … she was detained at the airport for hours while they grilled her about her coke bust.

Kid Cudi Admits Past Cocaine Use

‘I wasn’t prepared for a ’60 Minutes’ interview every time,’ Cudi tells Complex of using drugs to cope with fame. By Steven Roberts Kid Cudi Photo: MTV News Kid Cudi’s Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager remains one of this year’s most anticipated albums. But Cudi recently made headlines for other reasons, when he was arrested in June on charges of felony criminal mischief and possession of a controlled substance. Cudi opens up about his drug use, the arrest and more in a new magazine cover story. “People wanted to know a lot about my personal life and I wasn’t prepared for a “60 Minutes” interview every time,” Cudi told Complex. “Doing bumps [of cocaine], I was able to get through the day, but then I would smoke weed to calm me down — it was the only way I could get through the day without people noticing I was doing it.” Cudi has made no secret about his love of marijuana, but the rapper explained in the magazine’s October/November issue that he started using cocaine to help him get through interviews. While he claims he never thought it was a problem, he admitted his coke use was like “high-fiving death a couple of times.” It took a lot for him to open up about the substance abuse on his upcoming new album, but he wanted to be candid with fans. “I don’t feel like I need to explain myself to anyone besides the fans. My fans don’t believe sh– until they hear me say it, and those are true Kid Cudi fans. I want them to know the story.” Cudi revealed that he had a revelation as he was walked out of court. “It was really just like, ‘Man, you got it f—ing going on, and you were about to piss it all away for some bullsh–.’ Everywhere I go, people be looking at me like I’m some type of f—ing crackhead now. Nobody wants to have their f—ing name attached to a maniac, to a f—-up, so everyone distances themselves. Cudi also credited the birth of his daughter with helping him to turn things around. “She’s my best friend and she doesn’t even know it. That’s why I always told myself I’m going to make these songs for my kids, so they can follow along and know my story, if something was ever to happen to me.” The follow-up to Cudi’s debut will be a darker effort because it reflects where his life was at the time. When MTV News caught up with Cudi on the VMA White Carpet, he talked a little more about what he set out to do on Mr. Rager. “With Mr. Rager, I kind of wanted to try something different with the writing this time,” Cudi said. “It’s just me kind of telling my story, but in a different format, in a different way, just writing it in a poetic manner. I wanted to do more poetic raps, whether it’s just rhymes or stuff like that or sometimes just repeating things just to get certain lines across, just to get people thinking.” What do you think of Cudi’s admissions about his drug use? Share your thoughts in the comments. Related Artists Kid Cudi

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Late Night Highlights: Letterman and Michael Douglas Talk Cancer, Craig Flirts with James Lipton

There was something for everyone in last night’s afterhours programming. On the Late Show , a concerned David Letterman asked Michael Douglas 20 questions about throat cancer. Elsewhere, Craig Ferguson appealed to James Lipton, Drew Barrymore discussed some of her racier ad-libs, Don Johnson joked about his coke-fueled days in Miami and Kim Kardashian relived her Emmy experience with Jay Leno.

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‘Girlicious’ Star — I Ain’t No Cokehead

Filed under: Natalie Mejia , Celebrity Justice Natalie Mejia from the Pussycat Dolls reality show ” Girlicious ” just pled not guilty to one felony count of drug possession — following her coke bust in Glendale, CA last month. Mejia was arrested on March 10 after cops say she had more than a dozen… Read more

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Hayden Panettiere is Boring of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is clearly the worst circus freak around. Most midgets know their place in the world and get up in the Carni life, where they learn to either be shot out of cannons, or feed the lions, or if they are lucky they become the ringmaster and run the whole fucking show, but instead of embracing that life, she lived the spoiled brat who needs her Hollywood actor mom to hook her up with gigs cuz she felt sorry for making such a fucked up kid with her coke-up uterus….and the whole thing is far more boring that seeing her spit fire, eat swords or do anything of any real substance or talent….here are the pics. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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