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Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy

Sofia Vergara makes me laugh because she went from Colombian border jumper, who may not have really jumped the border, but who was a single mother who ended up in Miami at a very young age, and was forced to fend for herself, even though I assume she comes from Money to begin with, as there is money in Colombia…where she’f rom…. But she’s now the highest paid talent on TV, that every over 30 actor who hasn’t made it, of every ethnicity, references when you aske who’s career they want… It’s like from zero to fucking hero, and all it took was awesome tits and the right strategic moves…that I assume involve no gag reflex…because why the fuck else would she end up at the top when so many other Hisapnic imports end up as chambermaids… It just doesn’t make sense, but she’s topless in Vanity Fair…and that could be glimpse of where it all began…a little book ending…or something… Here’s the video: Here’s her ass in jeans for instagram…unrelated to Vanity Fair..but totally fine to stare at…thanks to being a hot old lady with a hot fucking ass… The post Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Manuela Arbelaez bikini photos

Manuela Arbelaez was born in Medellín, Colombia to Luis Carlos Arbeláez and Gloria Correa, but moved to the United States in 2006 and relocated to West New York, New Jersey. Shortly after moving to the U.S., Arbeláez became one of the finalists during the 2008 season of Nuestra Belleza Latina, a beauty contest/reality show hybrid airing on the U.S. Spanish-language television channel Univision placing sixth in the competition. In 2015, she accidentally revealed the winning choice during a The P

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Aaron Rodgers girlfriend Olivia Munn Photos

Football player Aaron Rodgers won#39;t play in the Super Bowl, but he got named MVP by the NFL on Saturday night in Phoenix, Arizona pictured with girlfriend Olivia Munn. He just missed out on the Super Bowl after his team the Green Bay Packers lost to the Seattle Seahawks. But football quarterback Aaron Rodgers doesn#39;t look to be agonizing over the defeat as he was named MVP of 2014 at the National Football League Honors in Phoenix, Arizona on Saturday night. The 31-year-old celebrated t

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How Tall is Juan Pablo Montoya

Juan Pablo Montoya is 5#39; 6″ #x0028;1.68 m#x0029; tall,Montoya and wife Connie have three children; son Sebastian and daughters Paulina and Manuela. In early November 2013, the Internal Revenue Service stated that Montoya owed #x0024;2.7 million USD in disallowed deductions from 2007 and 2008. Montoya stated that he had earned #x0024;800,000 over his reported income, but filed a challenge to the audit in U.S. Tax Court. Montoya was born in Bogotá, Colombia, where he was taught the techniqu

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Charlotte Kemp Muhl Panty Flash in Numero of the Day

Charlotte Kemp Muhl is apparently Sean Lennon’s girlfriend, they’ve been dating since she was “18″…after meeting at Coachella in 2006, before McDonald’s raped the event and filled it up with Urban Outfitters shoppers…who don’t realize anything with the world URBAN in it is dumb. She’s been modelling since she was 13 ,because I guess she was freakishly tall…and apparently she also makes music, music I am too lazy to bother looking up, because all I really care about is that she’s in a photoshoot flashing her panties, like she was Paris Hilton performing for the paparazzi…or any girl who meets me because they just can’t keep their pants on, I’m that exciting…or they are just that medicated…

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Dani Thorne in a Thong Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Here is Dani Thorne trying to carve her own place in the world…by posting some of the worst shot bikini pics every to happen on instagram…because I guess the new age of hipster “I Don’t Give A Fuck”…is going to the trouble to upload a picture of yourself for your audience…even though that is technically giving a fuck…and making sure you just don’t pose in it… I don’t know much about the THORNE family, other than that one of them is 16 and apparently, famous, meaning the parents are hippie stage parents who figure, why not monetize kids when you have them, and this is the older one, jealous of the younger one, leading to her doing shit like this….along with other campaigns like THIS ONE and THIS ONE ….not so hot, but leveraging her sister…it works for her… TO SEE HER NASTY GAL CAMPAIGN THAT Isn’t Hot Enough to Post CLICK HERE

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Eugenia Suarez in Lingerie of the Day

Eugenia Suarez is the next Shakira…if Shakira was from Argentina not Colombia and actually hot…maybe I’m like Donald Sterling and think all South Americans are the fucking same…something that I’d let my 21 year old hooker record me saying, only for me to get forced into selling my personal assets, since being a racist, is against the rules, even though all the other billionaires out there, who became billionaires doing illegal and soulless things…get to keep their assets…which has nothing to do with anything, at least not when staring at this Eugenia Suarez in some boring lingerie pics…because all lingerie pics are boring, whether they feature hispanic superstars, or your fucking mom…I kind of hate them all…maybe because I’m more into sniffing panties than looking at pics of panties…who knows…

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Macri Elena Velez Sanchez Was Born To Wear A Bikini

So pretty much the only things I know about hottie Macri Elena Velez Sanchez is that she’s from Colombia, and that she has more names than I have pairs of sweatpants. Oh, and according to my research, that she was the third runner-up in the 2009 Miss Colombia pageant. Which means, yes, somewhere out there there’s three girls even hotter than Marci Elena here. I don’t know if I buy that, but that’s one claim I’m certainly looking forward to fact-checking. Looks like I picked the right day to pretend to be a serious journalist. » view all 16 photos

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Random Ridiculousness: Depressed Bachelor Cuts Off Peen Then Forgets To Bring It To Hospital For Doctors To Reattach

Dude must have really been going through it to cut the peen off . Man Cuts Off Peen Then Forgets To Bring It To Hospital He pulled a Lorena Bobbitt………..on himself. According to he Huffington Post: A man in Jiaxing, China, was supposedly so depressed by his lacking love life that in a moment of desperation, he cut off his peen, the Mirror reported. Shortly after his amateur amputation, 26-year-old Yang Hu had second thoughts and quickly got to a hospital in hopes of getting his sex organ reattached. Actually “quickly” is the wrong word since he went to the hospital by riding his bicycle. To make matters worse — as if that’s possible — he actually forgot to bring his chopped-off peen with him, requiring him to ride his bike back to the home, the Daily Star reported. When he returned with his dismembered organ, the doctors gave him some bad news: Because Yang’s peen had been without blood for too long, it would be impossible to reattach, HuffPost UK reported. As grotesque as Yang’s self-inflicted injuries may be, peen manglings are surprisingly common. In September, Gentil Ramirez, of Gigante, Colombia, took so much Viagra (the erectile dysfunction medication) that he ended up needing surgery on his peen, which was inflamed, fractured, and infected with gangrene. While multiple media outlets initially reported that the 66-year-old’s peen was amputated, Ramirez told reporters that his manhood is still intact. In June, police in Ypslanti, Mich., found a nekkid man who was bloody after ripping off a part of his peen during a drug-fueled craze. In April, jurors in Orange County, California, found Catherine Kieu guilty of torture and aggravated mayhem for a July 2011 attack on her estranged husband where she cut off his peen and tossed it in the garbage. If he needed some box that bad, why not pay for it?  As long as the box is disease-free, of course. Shutterstock

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Hoy En Mi Gente News: Colombian Mom Popped For Pimping Out Her 12 Daughters’ Virginities For $200

Ain’t isht mamas are a worldwide phenomenon. According to NY Daily News reports : A Colombian mother has been busted pimping out her 12 young daughters after selling their virginities for just $200 each, police said. Margarita de Jesus Zapata Moreno, 45, was detained in Bogota earlier this week after one of her girls, now 16 and pregnant, contacted police. The teen was reportedly angry after her mother ordered her to abort her child. Tito Cornelio Daza, 51, allegedly the baby’s father, was also arrested. Univision reports that Moreno, who has a total of 14 children, would sell their virginities once they turned 12 years old. She would then allegedly force them to prostitute themselves to pay the bills. “It hurts that a mother would do this,” police Chief Carlos Melendez, investigating the case, told reporters. “The mother contacted highly solvent but depraved men so they could have sex with the minors when they turned 12,” he added. Moreno, who has denied the allegations, faces 10 years in prison if convicted. She currently remains at El Buen Pastro prison, while Daza is being held at Modelo Prison. Both are accused of carnal abuse of a minor under 14, and the enforcement of prostitution. Moreno’s two children not subjected to the sex work, a boy of 11 and a girl of 9, are reportedly in the care of social services. The daughter who reported her mother is now receiving psychological help from the Colombian Family Welfare Institute. SMH. Too bad it took abortion threats to get this girl to turn her mom in. Maybe if one of the older girls had said something sooner it could have prevented the younger sisters from being exploited. Our thoughts and prayers are with those kids. National Police Of Colombia/ Shutterstock

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