Here’s Colombian hottie and my latest crush Daniela Lopez Osorio with a new bikini photoshoot for Beach Bunny, and I’ve got to say, they’ve got good taste. Because I’m pretty sure that the last model the two of us agreed on turned out to be Nina Agdal . Now, I’m not saying Daniela’s the next Nina — yet — but with a bikini body this good, she definitely could be. Especially with a little help from an influential blogger-turned-boyfriend, hint hint… I’m talking about me, just to be clear.
Here’s Colombian hottie and my latest crush Daniela Lopez Osorio with a new bikini photoshoot for Beach Bunny, and I’ve got to say, they’ve got good taste. Because I’m pretty sure that the last model the two of us agreed on turned out to be Nina Agdal . Now, I’m not saying Daniela’s the next Nina — yet — but with a bikini body this good, she definitely could be. Especially with a little help from an influential blogger-turned-boyfriend, hint hint… I’m talking about me, just to be clear.
In case you guys hadn’t noticed from all the drooling I’ve done over her these past few weeks, Andrea Calle has one of my new favorite booties in the business, and here’s the Colombian hottie doing what she does best: setting my pants region on fire with yet another bikini booty show at the beach. I seriously hope this becomes a regular occurrence too, because a guy could get used to waking up to a view like this. Ow! Hmm, maybe I’d better go buy more aloe just in case. Photos: Fameflynet
Last time we saw Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio , I told you guys it was love at first sight for me and the Little Tuna. Well, here she is back again with another mind-meltingly hot photoshoot, and it’s official: I’m definitely in love. How can I tell? You know how people say love feels like their heart is about to explode? Well, I feel exactly the same way right now, only with my pants region. I’d better go tell my mom the good news.
Here’s Colombian reality star/MMA reporter/model/instant pants fire Andrea Calle showing off that epic booty of hers again at the beach in Miami , then taking a quick break to show off her skills juggling a soccer ball for the paps. And I know a picture may be worth a thousand words, but I’d pay at least twice that for some video to go along with these. Preferably in slow-motion. Yow. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
We’ve been chronicling the Teyana Taylor’s rollercoaster romance with NBA baller Brandon Jennings for quite some time now, with the latest development being his newfound situationship with Teyana’s friend , actress and model Tae Heckard, but from the sound of what Taylor’s been putting down in the studio it seems she may finally be done with the lowdown dirty dog baller once and for all… Her new song “Sorry” seems to describe a young woman finally moving on from a tortured relationship to a happy loving one. The unmixed, unmastered song hit the web today and we heard quite a few lyrics that suggested the romance may be dead and buried once and for all. Here’s a look at the lyrics: He tells me I’m beautiful every day The better part of him, hear him say Now as you watch from far away All I can say, I’m so sorry You had your cake, and a gift that day Something that our love didn’t create Now as you watch from far away All I can say is I’m so sorry Never again cuz now I know Just what it means to love and be loved Now as you watch from far away All I can say is I’m sorry I’m sorry you didn’t know how to love me I’m sorry I wasn’t beautiful to you I’m sorry you didn’t understand How to be my man I’m sorry you couldn’t make me happy And I”m so sorry you never learned how I’m sorry it had to be this way But my heart is so good now Now as you watch from far away So baby, oh baby watch, all I can say Sorry, sorry you lost me THIS ISH IS SOOOOOO DEEP!!! Damn… The “I’m sorry I wasn’t beautiful line” hits us in the gut. This dude ought to feel like pure ISHT. What a jerk. Beautifully done Teyana… Can’t wait for the video for this one.
Sad day for fans of good literature. Gabriel García Márquez Dies At Age 87 Such a talented author…what a loss. According to NY Times: Gabriel García Márquez, the Colombian novelist whose “One Hundred Years of Solitude” established him as a giant of 20th-century literature, died on Thursday at his home in Mexico City. He was 87. His death was confirmed by Cristóbal Pera, his former editor at Random House. Mr. García Márquez, who received the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1982, wrote fiction rooted in a mythical Latin American landscape of his own creation, but his appeal was universal. His books were translated into dozens of languages. He was among a select roster of canonical writers — Dickens, Tolstoy and Hemingway among them — who were embraced both by critics and by a mass audience. “Each new work of his is received by expectant critics and readers as an event of world importance,” the Swedish Academy of Letters said in awarding him the Nobel. Mr. García Márquez was considered the supreme exponent, if not the creator, of the literary genre known as magic realism, in which the miraculous and the real converge. In his novels and stories, storms rage for years, flowers drift from the skies, tyrants survive for centuries, priests levitate and corpses fail to decompose. And, more plausibly, lovers rekindle their passion after a half century apart. Besides his wife, Mercedes, his survivors include two sons, Rodrigo and Gonzalo. He will definitely be missed. Facebook
As you can see, Carla Ossa here is one seriously hot lingerie model, but if the Colombian hottie really wants to take her career to the next level and become a future ex-wife of yours truly, she’s going to need to hit a few more boxes on my personal checklist. First, she has to keep doing more sexy lingerie shoots like this, then I’m going to need to ask her a few questions about kids, religion, divorce, politics, and where she sees herself in 5 years, and then finally, she has to meet my mom. Actually, I’m just kidding. All it takes is the lingerie pictures thing. So get to work, Carla, and we can have this whole thing settled by the end of the month. » view all 15 photos
As you can see, Carla Ossa here is one seriously hot lingerie model, but if the Colombian hottie really wants to take her career to the next level and become a future ex-wife of yours truly, she’s going to need to hit a few more boxes on my personal checklist. First, she has to keep doing more sexy lingerie shoots like this, then I’m going to need to ask her a few questions about kids, religion, divorce, politics, and where she sees herself in 5 years, and then finally, she has to meet my mom. Actually, I’m just kidding. All it takes is the lingerie pictures thing. So get to work, Carla, and we can have this whole thing settled by the end of the month. » view all 15 photos
Meet Colombian model Catalina Otalvaro . As you can see, obviously Catalina’s smoking hot, but at first I was having a hard time figuring out why anybody would bring a helmet to a bikini photoshoot. Then I saw that booty of Catalina’s and it all made sense. See, it’s not for her, it’s probably for the photographer, in case he passes out after staring directly at that thing for too long. So enjoy, but make sure to exercise proper caution. A hottie like this should come with a Surgeon General’s warning. » view all 77 photos
