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A Bunch of Sports Illustrated Models at a Sports Illustrated Event of the Day

Sports Illustrated Swim just came out and they are touring it. I guess they need to find ways to make the advertisers pay the 200,000 dollar price tag, and a meet and greet with fans in NYC and Nashville was the answer, you know let they creepy perverts who actually care enough to get excited about Sports Illustrated, wait in line like a bunch of jobber assholes who can’t get laid, to get a fucking autograph from a model, who for the record, isn’t even a real model, but rather a Sports Illustrated low level model, to sign their fucking poster….it’s pretty pathetic…but I guess it is working well enough, I mean having the power to make these girls who only have a career because of SI, stand around on a convention floor, like a bunch of spokesmodels handing out toilet paper samples at Costco…is amazing…they aren’t even get paid for this…so really show them that you own them, put them in their bottom feeding place and make everyone watching, who isn’t the 1% of the population lame enough to get excite about this tricks… To see a bunch of the photos CLICK HERE To See the Entire Issue CLICK HERE The post A Bunch of Sports Illustrated Models at a Sports Illustrated Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Paula Bulczynska Titty Model of the Day

I’ve posted pics of this model Paula Bulczynska naked before, because she reminds me of a couple of Russian hookers, we named the Russian Mofia, because we wanted to make them feel like they weren’t hookers, but part of an organized crime ring, rather than girls desperate to fuck for money, because they have no souls and that kind of thing doesn’t affect them, but instead buys them designer purses….that help them sell richer dudes on fucking them because they seem less whorish….which went smoothly until the Russian Mafia heard me call them Russian, to which she got in my face, like she was going to kill me and said “I am not Russian, I am Lithuanian…don’t ever call me Russian”…. So Paula Bulczynska may not be Russian, but Polish, I’ll still call her Russian and say, it’s nice that she escaped the sex trade to become a nude model for fashion, it’s way better than pissing on command on a webcam show…in a room you can’t escape from because there are guards… The American Dream. The post Paula Bulczynska Titty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Romee Strijd in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I’ve never heard of Romee Strijd, apparently she’s a well known Victoria’s Secret model, so I don’t know where I’ve been hiding, in my drunken stupor…probably in a ditch somewhere, fucking some fat prostitute for very affordable rates…because I wouldn’t be fucking an expensive prostitute..that would just be crazy… But not as crazy as this model’s ass…. Admit…you liked how I tied all this together, it’s only taken me 10 years to master the artform of stupid fucking blog posts about random model bitches…I want to get pregnant. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Creepy W Magazine Editorial of the Day

Shot by Mert and Marcus, who are seen as some of the top fashion photographers in the industry right now….Featuring models Anna Ewers, Molly Bair, Stella Lucia, Lara Stone and Guinevere Van Seenus…This editorial for W Magazine is creepy as fuck. There’s not nipples, there’s no vagina, there’s no masturbating to anything, unless you’re into this horror shit…in a sexual way, not in a “i like being creeped out so that the girl I am with has nighmares and I can try to fuck her” sexual, but in a you kill random stray cats to climax kind of sexual… Either way, I like em. The post Creepy W Magazine Editorial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Justin Bieber’s Barely Legal Vagina of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is Stephen Baldwin’s daughter who has been fucking Bieber since she was 17, but that he would only be seen with in public when she turned 18, because this is not Canada, and motherfucker could get arrested for that shit, provided her parents weren’t so liberal, self involved, actor types that probably don’t even know who their daughter is, because they are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror, or watching bullshit Flintstones performances he participated in when he got acting work, before drinking his face off and shooting his TV realizing how much of a failure he is…you know typical self involved narcissism that comes with these people, allowing their teenagers to come with people like Biber… All this to say, she’s a model, trying to be an it girl, rich and connected…and wearing demin…so you can stare at her half brazilian model ass like you were Justin Bieber…something you’ve probably always dreamt of in your weird sexual fantasies you fucking freak. The post Justin Bieber’s Barely Legal Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Justin Bieber’s Barely Legal Vagina of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is Stephen Baldwin’s daughter who has been fucking Bieber since she was 17, but that he would only be seen with in public when she turned 18, because this is not Canada, and motherfucker could get arrested for that shit, provided her parents weren’t so liberal, self involved, actor types that probably don’t even know who their daughter is, because they are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror, or watching bullshit Flintstones performances he participated in when he got acting work, before drinking his face off and shooting his TV realizing how much of a failure he is…you know typical self involved narcissism that comes with these people, allowing their teenagers to come with people like Biber… All this to say, she’s a model, trying to be an it girl, rich and connected…and wearing demin…so you can stare at her half brazilian model ass like you were Justin Bieber…something you’ve probably always dreamt of in your weird sexual fantasies you fucking freak. The post Justin Bieber’s Barely Legal Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Jessica Biel’s Pre-Pregnant Lingerie for Some Movie of the Day

Jessica Biel is pregnant….but I am going to assume that before she was pregnant, she got a job, because she is Justin TImberlake, the Bieber before Bieber’s wife, and they are pretty connected in this whole entertainment industry, and I guess before she was a N Sync groupie, she had an acting career of her own…and I guess she wants to keep that going, or at least have one last hurrah…titties out in a bra…because she just wants you to know how good she is at getting into her role, because otherwise, she’s just Timberlakes broad shouldered wife who has nothing better to do than fitness in her times of bearding him… I mean, there was a time when she was on Seventh Heaven and did some sexy shoot and everyone went nuts….in the 90s….a long long time ago..but she’s still got big titties The post Jessica Biel’s Pre-Pregnant Lingerie for Some Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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“What is Love?” According to Porn Stars of the Day

I think it’s pretty clear…that porn stars know more about love than you do, and by more about love, I mean more about taking random large objects inside them because they have a twisted perspective of what love actually is, or maybe their take on love is more pure, because they fuck a ton of random people for money, on camera, in a studio environment, so that their personal relationships at home are more authentic because they aren’t based on getting double or triple penetrated for 1000 dollars…. I don’t know much, but I find this pretty interesting, especially for Valentine’s Day…the loneliest day of the year for all you lonely fucks. This video features porn stars: Kleio Valentien, Nina Elle, Claudia Marie, Karla Kush, Claire Robbins, Alix Lynx, Mercedes Carrera, Riley Reid, Michael Vegas, Dahlia Sky The post “What is Love?” According to Porn Stars of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Chloe Gracce Moretz in a Bikini of the DAy

The biggest news in the entertainment industry is that Chloe Gracce Moretz turned 18….and then put on a bikini…. It is not as exciting as when a girl who wants to get into porn turns 18…you know with the whole coming of age….right of passage….anal on the first day they can be filmed doing anal….because if they did it a day before…it would be kiddie porn…but today…12 hours later…it is ok. Only the bikini version, which is boring as fuck, but still a bikini….. The post Chloe Gracce Moretz in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized of the Day

I used to make fun of fat girls, but then I realized I was only doing that because I was angry that I was married to one, and everything they told me about obesity, like premature death and disease wasn’t happening fast enough…it’s easier than divorce… I’ve even made fun of ROBYN LAWLEY in the past….because I’m a jerk… Then I started making fun of skinny girls, calling them fat, but only models who get paid 100,000 dollar day rates, because I feel they deserve the scrutiny…and should starve themselves to justify those pay days… But as someone who fucks fat girls…I don’t mind em, I actually like how insecure they are and how hard they will make up for it in bed… More importantly, as someone who knows fat girls on an intimate level, this fat chick who Sports Illustrated is milking hard, is hardly even that fat…she’s proportionate, and sure she may out weight Kate Upton, who is actually plus sized, but in denial….she looks less sloppy…. If they were to really try to make an impact…there would be more cellulite..and gunts…this is just no different than their other models…so this whole PR push about this is insanity…. Here are some of the pics… TO SEE MY RECAP OF THE WHOLE ISSUE CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED PICS AND VIDEOS VISIT SI.com The post Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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