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Stephen Colbert reveals the tactics he learned from James O’Keefe’s Acorn videos.

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Tip/Wag – James O’Keefe & Sean Hannity http://www.colbertnation.com/ Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Skate Expectations For those of you who may not be completely familiar with what this lying little shit did, and how Fox News pumped him up and covered for his lies it might be educational to take a look at some of the BradBlog’s amazing work on this story here (In this report O’Keefe’s employer, Andrew Breitbart, tries to minimize the importance of the fact that O’Keefe did NOT dress like a pimp during his ACORN investigation is to his allegations against them) and here (In which ACORN demands a retraction from the New York Times for running with this story before getting all of the facts.)

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Levi Johnston and Kathy Griffin back together again!

Griffin is going to film some reality TV with Levi while she is up here to perform her comedy act at the Atwood Concert Hall, on March 5 . Sources confirmed she arrived with her film crew just last night. I do not know if this is for her show ” My Life on the D-List ” or for some other reality show, but I do know that they are scouting locations in both Anchorage and Wasilla. Perhaps some of my Alaskan visitors can keep an eye out and let me know if they spot the couple in and around Anchorage or Wasilla. However if you do, please be respectful and don’t do anything to disrupt the filming. I particularly worry about Levi in Wasilla as I have heard that there are still some Palin-bots who are pissed at him. In fact I recently learned that whenever his mother Sherry goes to the store in Wasilla, which the terms of her house arrest allow to do, that various people will call and report her to her parole officer in an attempt to get her thrown back into jail. Can you believe these people? By the way, speaking of “these people”, apparently things in the Palin compound are not as super duper wonderful as Sarah has described it to the media. (Shocked? Yeah me too!) In fact apparently the brood is currently at least one Palin short. Yep, eldest daughter, and abstinence “after the fact” spokeswoman, Bristol has made a break for it and now has a place in Anchorage. At least one source reported that she purchased the place, but I am not sure if that is correct or whether she is simply renting a condo. If Bristol is going to school here in town this makes sense, though I do wonder who is watching Tripp during the day without Sarah’s entourage around to take up the slack. Levi is not living in town currently but I have little doubt he would drop everything and drive in to take care of his boy. And since we are on the subject of the Palin tribe in Anchorage, I have also heard a rumor that Track was staying in town around December/January and that he was seen by more than one person flashing large amounts of cash. Interesting no? Silly me I was not under the impression that a Private in the Army made that much scratch. It looks like Momma-bear is being quite generous with her wealth. Perhaps making sure her kids have enough money to resist any offers by the tabloids to tell a few unsavory tales?

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Jon Stewart skewers the politicians in his home state of New York.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c The New York Crimes – David Paterson & Charles Rangel www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

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Betty White Responds To Robert Pattinson’s ‘Sexy’ Comments About Her

‘Now that is a comedy line,’ White says about Pattinson’s comments about her on ‘The View.’ By Jocelyn Vena Robert Pattinson Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images Robert Pattinson might be the world’s most desirable man these days. So when he was asked about his feelings on cougars, and more specifically Betty White, on “The View” this week while promoting his flick “Remember Me” with Emilie de Ravin, it was his very unexpected response to older women and White that has the comedy vet herself laughing. “I think Betty White is probably one of the sexiest women in America,” Pattinson said on the talk show Tuesday. “She’s vibrant; it’s sexy. I think the more age, the better.” And while Pattinson may or may not have been joking, White certainly thought the 23-year-old “Twilight” star’s response was actually pretty funny. “Now that is a comedy line!” the 88-year-old “Golden Girls” star said in response to Pattinson’s kind words in a statement to Access Hollywood . White has found herself at the forefront of pop culture most recently for her very funny Snickers ad that aired during the Superbowl. It was her cameo in it as a football player, as well as her career as a funnywoman on shows like “Golden Girls” and flicks like “The Proposal” that has led many fans to start a campaign to get her on “Saturday Night Live” as the show’s host for an episode. “All this came out of left field — all of a sudden, all this stuff has come in,” she said about the attention. “I don’t know any more than I did in the beginning, I’m just watching in awe.” Related Photos The Evolution Of: Robert Pattinson

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Sarah Palin opens Tonight Show with joke about getting botox.

You know I am going to give Palin a pass on this one. Obviously she knows that we have been talking about HER surgical “improvements” and decided to get in on the joke. If she had done that kind of thing more often she might not be considered such a laughingstock. Don’t get me wrong she is still a liar and a horrible person, but in this one case I am going to laugh at her joke, instead of laughing at her. Of course after I see her interview with Jay I might change my mind. Speaking of jokes, look what somebody sent me on Twitter today. “The main stream media is lying. There is no devastation here. I’ll have a burger.” – Sarah Palin, reporting from Chili’s. JD Crowe

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Oscar Quiz! Will The Dude Win Best Actor?

Sure, Jeff Bridges is heavily favored to land an Oscar Sunday for his role as a bearded, beverage-loving country singer in Crazy Heart. And in a way, wouldn’t it also be a long-overdue win for…

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Justin Timberlake Hooking Back Up With Cameron Diaz

Justin Timberlake may be done with Cameron Diaz in real life, but reel life is another story. The “Sexyback” star has landed the lead role opposite his ex-squeeze in the comedy…

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Bill Maher’s New Rules for 2-26-10

Watch til the end for a nice surprise.

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Sarah Silverman Ruins Lesbian Fantasies of the Day

I hate Sarah Silverman partially because she is fucking ugly but also because I never thought she was funny despite the world buying into her whole “be as gross and as inappropriate as possible” comedy. I just thought she had solid marketing behind her and since the world are a bunch of fucking spineless sheep with no opinion of their own, it made sense for them to find her funny, or at least say they do, so that they fit into the miserable conversation their coworkers have in the office. But then again, I hate all female comedians, not because I don’t think vagina can be funny, but because they are all fucking dykes, or desperate fat chicks to begin with, and I fucking hate dykes and fat chicks. They are the breed of people that I pretend don’t exist, and I’d rather spend my time laughing at my bad jokes I tell hot little college girls in efforts to get them to show me their vaginas…. I guess in Sarah Silverman’s defense, she has been involved in a really funny joke at least once, and that was when I overheard a group of guys talking about how hot she is and they were fucking serious…I don’t know what kind of fucking guy is turned on by a girl solely based on her comedy, or why someone would think there is anything attractive about this big bushed, sloppy tit, who fucks Jimmy Kimmel pussy, but I can only blame the same Marketing campaign that got her a career. Here she is trying to be funny, pretending to be a lesbian for the camera and it is really just a reminder that all my lesbian fantasies are NEVER what actual lesbianism is like. Actual lesbianism is a disgusting thing and that depresses me….. Pics via Bauer

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Justin Bieber To Appear On ‘Saturday Night Live’

The pop star has been booked to perform on the comedy show’s April 10 episode. By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber Photo: Getty Images The demands of Justin Bieber’s fanbase have been answered by the producers of “Saturday Night Live.” Fans of the Canadian heartthrob launched a Twitter campaign, @BieberOnSNL , to get the teen phenomenon on the show, and it quickly amassed 2,600 followers. It also saw its mission realized; the pop star will be the late-night comedy show’s musical guest on April 10. Bieber has already stated that he wants to appear in one of the show’s digital shorts, which have featured the likes of Rihanna and Justin Timberlake. He sent out his request via Twitter , saying, “Shoutout to @BieberOnSNL and all the other fans who support me. It’s happening! SNL in APRIL!! Digital Short Music Vid??” The pop phenomenon didn’t mention which songs he might perform on the show, but he did mention that he already had a special guest in mind for his big debut: “Me and Chuck Norris should do SNL together,” he wrote. “That would be good. Very good.” Bieber’s “SNL” appearance comes shortly after the March 23 release of My World 2.0 , the follow-up to his 2009 album My World . Bieber recently sang the opening line in the Haiti-benefiting remake of “We Are The World,” and he just released the video for My World 2.0 ‘s first single, “Baby.” MTV News was on set with Bieber when he shot the clip, which features cameos by Drake and Ludacris. “It starts off, I really like this girl, but we didn’t [get] along; we couldn’t be together,” he said. “Basically I want her back and [I’m] kind of going through the whole thing. I’m chasing her around, trying to get her, and she’s kind of playing hard to get, but I’m persistent. I keep going.” Related Photos Justin Bieber Breaks Hearts In Canada Related Artists Justin Bieber

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