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Cheryl Tweedy Can Do No Wrong

Posted on June 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look, I know that occasionally even the hottest women in the world like Cheryl Tweedy will on occasion make some weird ass faces, but that’s not to say that we should jump all over them saying they’re ugly. I’m aware that sounds a little hypocritical coming from a douche who makes his living pointing out the flaws of celebrities, but when it comes to Cheryl I have a soft spot. At least I used to have a soft spot, it’s getting kinda hard now that I’ve posted these pictures of my future ex-wife. get it? She makes me hard assholes. Enjoy.

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Cheryl Tweedy Is Absolutely Perfect

Posted on June 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy doing her thing in a hot little dress last night at some party I wasn’t invited to. This chick is pretty damn perfect if you ask me, that cleavage is pushed up just perfectly for my taste. Just to be clear, when I say she’s doing her thing, I’m referring to that thing she does that makes a little blood rush to my penis. Enjoy.

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Cheryl Tweedy Gets A Little Oral Action

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that the title to this post may seem like I’m implying that my future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy is doing something sexual, but sadly all she’s doing is getting some work done at the orthodontist. Boo. Luckily for you perverts I’ve got some awesome shots of her killer ass as she walks into the doctor’s office. Unreal. I would like to do a little oral surgery of my own on that thing. Too much?

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Lost’s Jorge Garcia on His Big Episode and the ‘Heavy’ Moment Yet to Come

Posted on April 14, 2010 by | Leave a comment

When Lost began, Jorge Garcia’s Hurley was mainly used as comic relief, though he’s since shown himself to be capable of much more during the show’s six seasons. Fortunately for Garcia, he got to flex all of those acquired muscles last night in the show’s final, Hurley-centric installment. As he prepares to say goodbye to the series forever, the 36-year-old actor rang up Movieline to discuss last night’s episode, the machinations involved in getting guest star Cynthia Watros to return, and the difficult moments yet to come.

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Disappointing See Through Top

Posted on April 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously I’m not too upset with the fact that my one true love Cheryl Tweedy-Tuna decided to completely kill my potential boner by wearing a bra under her awesome see through sweater. How could I be? She still looks amazing and she’s sporting some impressively tight pants that work just as well in their own special way. Besides, she does things in my dreams that more than make up for it. If only she knew. Enjoy.

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Cheryl Tweedy Will Soon Be Mine

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The recent news that Cheryl Tweedy was leaving her two-timing footballer husband was awesome, but it threw my crotch for a loop… A sexy, friction burned loop. Now what do I do? I’ve loved her from a far for so long that I wouldn’t know where to begin if we actually met face to face. Which is highly possible because she’s single and I’m single so we probably go to the same dating sites. Here she is posing for her profile picture in a sweet boob centric top and some leather pants. I cant wait until we meet, I’ll be the one wearing the top hat. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Sexy Little Short Shorts

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re starting to get a little annoyed that I’ve been putting up a few too many Cheryl Tweedy pictures lately, you might want to shut the hell up, mind your own business and get used to it because she’s hanging out in Los Angeles and that means there’s a lot more where these came from. Besides, she’s wearing her little white cut off short shorts that expose her classy stripper rose tattoo on her upper thigh. Not to mention we get a little sideboob peek at her bra. That’s my girl.

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I Love You Cheryl Tweedy

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Quite frankly I don’t really have much to say about these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy , she’s just going out to dinner, but she’s in America which is the closest I’ve ever been to her and I want her to know how much I care for her and I haven’t forgotten her and that one day soon we’ll be together. I don’t mean all that in a stalker kind of way, I’m just a man living in his mother’s basement who’s in love with a celebrity who has no idea he exist and hopes to spend the rest of his life with her. Perfectly innocent.

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Hot Rubber Leggings

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m no fashion expert so I can’t tell if hottie Cheryl Tweedy’s leggings are made of rubber, latex or leather and I don’t really give a crap. She’s just too f@#king hot and I love it. This woman is absolutely perfect in my eyes, except for the douche husband of course, but physically… Perfect. Even after or before a long flight, who knows, she still looks like a superstar. I want to impregnate her with my seed, then she’d be stuck with me for the rest of my life. Awesome.

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Cheryl Tweedy Is Still Perfect!

Posted on January 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s one of my favorite hotties Cheryl Tweedy at the National Television Awards last night showing off the cleavage she promised, no she swore was for my eyes only. I’m not sure someone can be held accountable for promises made in a dream, but it doesn’t make this any less painful for me. Who am I kidding?

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