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TV Commercial to Masturbate To of the Day

I don’t know why this commercial turns me on, I think it has to do with loving gutter drugged up pussy with herpes on both sets of lips….cuz that kind of emotional damage, from a wholesome girl with everything going for her, to some bad smelling, diseased, totally unstable and insane….maybe even scary…pussy has a desperation like none other. I’m talking 5 dollar blowjobs to strangers for a hit…and with scabs on her mouth like that…who wouldn’t pay 5 dollarsfor a piece of that….seems like a fuckin’ deal.

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Your Government at Work: No More Loud Commercials

As you’re probably aware, the United State of America is in a pretty serious rut. Face it: We’re kinda screwed. But, there is hope: In the coming week , Congress is likely to pass the Commercial Advertising Loudness Mitigation Act (CALM), which “should finally ban TV ads that blare louder than the programs they interrupt.” Yeah, on second thought, we’re still screwed.

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Muse Insist They’re ‘Happy’ With ‘Twilight’ Fanbase

‘Loads of young fans come to our gigs now who say, ‘We heard that song from that film,’ ‘ frontman Matt Bellamy tells MTV News. By Kyle Anderson, with reporting by Tim Kash Muse Photo: Michael Caulfield/ Getty Images Muse’s victory in the Favorite Alternative Rock Artist category at Sunday night’s 2010 American Music Awards felt like the crown jewel in what has been a pretty incredible few years for the band. Their latest album, 2009’s The Resistance, has sold millions of copies around the world, scored them a handful of hit singles, allowed them to sell out concerts on four different continents and perform at a number of high-profile television events. A bulk of that success is because of Muse’s participation on the soundtracks of “The Twilight Saga” movies (Muse are “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer’s favorite band). Their “Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever),” for one, was the lead single from the soundtrack to last summer’s “Twilight Saga: Eclipse.” But in an interview with BBC’s Radio 1 back in July, Muse bassist Chris Wolstenholme expressed some trepidation about the band’s involvement. “I’m not sure how cool it is to be on those kind of things, but sometimes you’ve just got to get your music out there in different ways,” he said. “You have to take every opportunity you get, and sometimes you have to sell your soul.” When asked on Sunday about their “Twilight” stance, Muse frontman Matt Bellamy clarified the group’s position. “Loads of young fans come to our gigs now who say, ‘We heard that song from that film,’ ” he told MTV News’ Tim Kash after the AMAs. “And that’s great. We’re happy with that.” Bellamy also said that he’s fine with the vampire flicks. “The first one was pretty good,” he told Kash. “The second one I only saw a bit of it. A guy kept taking his shirt off and showing his muscles, which was getting a little cheesy. The third one was pretty good.” Muse later told Kash that they’ll remain on tour for the time being — they have dates in Australia coming up — and will then take the bulk of 2011 off for a little rest and recovery from the whirlwind that hasn’t stopped since they dropped The Resistance. But they hope to be working on new music by the end of the year for release some time in 2012. Of 2010, Bellamy said, “It’s been one of the best years for the band.” What do you think of Muse’s take on “Twilight”? Sound off in the comments! Related Artists Muse

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Beyonce Laughs Off Heat Commercial Controversy

‘It upped my sales,’ she tells ‘The View’ after her perfume ad was banned in the U.K. By Jocelyn Vena Beyonc

SNL take on TSA security: ‘It’s our business to touch yours’ "Video"

NBC’s ‘Saturday Night Live’ took a swipe at the TSA’s airport pat-down security controversy, likening the TSA employees to characters in a sex worker commercial. The pat-down security debacle that has made headlines nationally and caused infinite headaches for the Transportation Security Administration has caught the attention of NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” writers – yielding an SNL commercial that puts TSA airport gate employees in a steamy commercial, styled after late night phone-sex spots. “Feeling lonely this holiday season? Looking for a little human interaction? Do you want to feel contact in certain special places,” three suggestive women ask over porn-music riffs. And then the commercial cuts away to three uniformed TSA security employees. “Then why not go through security at an airport?” added by: Radical_Centrist

Verizon LTE Commercial – coming December 2010

Verizon LTE Commercial – coming December 2010Aired late-November 2010 By engadget Tags : 3g , 4g , broadband , engadget , engadget video , ftp , internet , lte , mobile , verizon , video , wwan

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Verizon LTE Commercial – coming December 2010

Chris Matthews – ‘Obama is Almost Perfect’; Joan Walsh – ‘He’s the American Dream’

Chris Matthews almost got another tingle up his leg on national television Tuesday talking about how wonderful Barack Obama is. So did Salon’s Joan Walsh, In the opening segment of “Hardball,” the host and his perilously liberal guests concluded by trying to figure out why conservatives don’t like the current White House resident. In the end, and sadly predictable, the conclusion was the color of Obama’s skin. But before that, the sycophantic praise and exultation for the object of their affection was literally breathless (video follows with transcript and commentary): CHRIS MATTHEWS, HOST: It’s about being an American, and the wonderful thing about this country is you can grow up to be basically what, you know, it’s a Great Gatbsy country, you can actually create your own identity and become a person. This guy Barack Obama, not to get too basic about it, did everything right. JOAN WALSH, SALON: Yes. MATTHEWS: He studied hard in school. He obeyed the law. He raised a family. He took care of his family. He was an excellent student. He was on the Harvard Law Review. He did everything. He went through the democratic process. He didn’t go out and make a lot of money on Wall Street. He gave himself to his community. This guy is almost pluperfect and they don’t like him. WALSH: He is the American dream. He lived it, he embodies it, and somehow he did something wrong, I don’t know what it is, but it is a little to do with the color of his skin. MATTHEWS: He didn’t show up at Glenn Beck’s House of Love, or whatever it is. BOB SHRUM: They might have made him sit in the back row. Did you hear Matthews almost panting when Walsh called Obama the American dream? Makes you wonder if studio assistants had to come in and give him a sponge-bath during the commercial break.

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Weekday Vegetarian: Pasta Salad with Cherry Tomatoes and Green Olivada

Photo: Kelly Rossiter Of course, the story for the past week was the unremitting heat. One of the great things to serve on a hot day is a pasta salad. You make it ahead of time, and let the flavours meld together and then serve it at room temperature…. Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Ed Schultz Wonders If Obama Is ‘Still Alive’

Perry Cobama? One of the great comedy bits from the classic SCTV show was a skit satirizing an ultra relaxed and disengaged Perry Como singing “Still Alive” in a most lackadaisical manner. And now we have MSNBC host Ed Schultz wondering aloud on his radio show if Barack Obama is “Still Alive.” Here is a transcript of Schultz commenting on Obama’s detachment to the extent that Big Ed isn’t even sure he wants to run for president again:

Pooping in Style

Huggies recently released “Jeans Diapers”. They're exactly what you think they are. This commercial just hit the air. The tagline for these diapers: “The coolest you'll ever look pooping your pants.” I couldn't agree more. added by: Pollo_Loco_