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CoCo Austin’s Cleavage Is Insanity

Where does CoCo Austin buy her clothing? This can’t be the kind of thing you just buy off the rack at some department store, with her big beautiful booty and crazy curves it’s got to be custom made. I’d like to be the guy who takes her measurements or makes a mold or template or whatever it is they do these days. Although, it looks like they may have underestimated the size of her massive breasts, not that I’m complaining, but jesus. It looks like she’s smuggling a prosthetic ass under there.

CoCo Austin’s Breasts Are Chilly

See if you can guess why I enjoy these pictures of CoCo walking her dogs. If you think it’s because I’m a dog lover you’re an idiot. Obviously those big fat boobies have gotten my attention before, but put them into a little tank top and throw in some chilly weather and we’ve got ourselves a party. I love it. You could park a bicycle in that camel toe. Still hot.

Maria Menounos’s Secret Big Booty Pictures

What the hell is all this about? I know that it’s supposed to be pictures of Maria Menounos’ booty, but I’m having a hard time recognizing it. I thought she was supposed to be tightening that thing up on that Dancing With The Stars crap, this is far too large. Is it possible this cutie has a secret big booty? I have only been seeing it tightly packed into spandex pants or spandex shorts… Interesting. Not that I care, I want to punch that thing with my face. Call me.

CoCo Austin Flashes Her Big Juicy Peach

Speaking of big booties, in case you haven’t been paying attention I think I’ve discovered Maria Menounos’ big secret behind , here’s CoCo Austin flashing her immense posterior while she takes her dog for a walk. I wonder if it’s soft and squishy or if it’s more tough and muscular… Like the hindquarters of a racehorse. Either way I want to squeeze it.

CoCo’s Upside Down Booty Shots

I don’t know what to make of these pictures of CoCo , I normally kind of like her big old booty, but this is just kind of strange to me. I’m not sure an upside down booty and gravity really go together all that well. I think I’d prefer to see shots of her upside down breasts falling out of her top, that makes more sense, this is just odd… Not odd enough to look away, but you know what I’m saying. Enjoy.

Rihanna Is Not A Blond Streetwalker

In case you’re a little confused, these are pictures of Rihanna , not some hooker working the streets in a bad neighborhood. I can see how you might have made that mistake, but put your fifty away. I get that high boots are in fashion right now, but this is a little much. She could go fly fishing in those things. That’s not to say I don’t like it, because I do, but I think they’d look better with a tiny black leather bikini. Next time.

CoCo Drops Some Serious Curves

If you’re into big breasts and an even bigger booty, you have to absolutely adore Ice T’s wife CoCo . She’s amazing. Here she is showing off her massive curves last night . Look at this awesomeness!! I want to punch that booty…. With my face!

CoCo Bikini Twit Pics

Leave it to the always provocative CoCo to bust out the heavy artillery for some holiday Twitter bikini pictures. I have to hand it to the woman, she knows what the people want to see. I don’t know who the other hottie is, but she’s she’s got some assets I find pretty intriguing. I like the way they’re posing cheek to cheek. Well done. That big tanned booty is a thing of beauty.

CoCo Austin Takes Her Massive Breasts Out

It looks like Ice T’s wife CoCo seems to be enjoying her time in the sun in Miami, first she was posing for those massive assed bikini pictures yesterday and now she’s out taking her big old breasts for a walk. I kinda like this chick, her curves might be a little extreme for me to handle, but I’m willing to give it a shot. Be gentle.

CoCo In Her Itsy Bitsy Bikini

CoCo really doesn’t have a problem showing off her massive curves does she? And I love her for it. Here she is modeling a shiny bikini from her new bikini line. So basically she’s designing bikinis that don’t fit, that are way too small for anyone with big boobs and big asses, is that right?…. I like it. Unfortunately, I think we’re going to have a little legal trouble because I came up with this idea when I was about twelve years old. What’s next, a bikini made of saran wrap? I’ll see you in court.