Her name is Genevieve Morton…and she’s the fucking worst….but she’s got big tits…if you like that kind of thing…I’m more into spread ass pics…which she hasn’t sent me…despite my constant requests on social media…because I guess she doesn’t see those request as romance, even though it is, at least in this modern, porno filled world. All this to say. I want her to have my babies…and not just to watch her breast feed…but to have her breast feed me…
Have a relative who’s constantly lamenting the central role technology has come to play in our lives? A friend who decides to “quit Facebook” three times a year but has yet to threaten a halt to the constant stream of selfies hitting their Instagram? What about a co-worker who makes a big deal about heading… Read more »
The infamous “behind the scenes” pose… Guess The Cakes An R&B songstress recently showed off her bountiful backs in some skin tight skinnies while making new music. The singer’s been known to look beautiful but as of late has been putting music on the back burner. Can you guess who she is?????? Here’s a hint: she’s been getting those cakes smattered by a certain classé African baller and a certain superstar’s fan base keeps her buzzing with their constant taunting….
I can’t figure out if this is fashion erotica, or fashion racism, or if this has nothing to do with her straight from Africa, but no the Africa you racists are thinking, you know the dung shanty, AIDS ridden africa you send money to an adopted child, that really goes to a scamming Christian group…she’s more the top tier Africa with mansions and good living, I mean how the hell else does she become an Oscar winner…some fucking foster parent program? Naw dude, she’s rich. Just cuz she played a slave doesn’t mean she is one, in fact, I have a feeling she may own a few back home…. I guess what it comes down to is that nothing says Africa like an exercise ball..
You probably don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is, because I don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is and I’ve been at this bullshit for a decade. Sure I have a shitty memory, I have facial recognition blindness, all these bitches look and act the same and kind of blend into each other….not to mention my mind is polluted by all the fame whores who occupy most of the internet’s time… Well it turns out she’s a 50 year old model…so she’s too old to have ever been an internet sensation, since the internet only went mainstream when she was in her late 30s, already a dated body… But Speedo booked her for their old lady swimsuit collection, that I guess is SPANX like and here are the pics, even though I hate old ladies and bikini campaigns…and one piece bathings suits…meaning this shit has little going for it.
Taylor Swift has such a solid scam going for her…she has figured out that her image is all based on how you spin it… To some girls, sleeping around, dabbling in lesbianism, having at least 4 public boyfriends a year, some of whom are 10 years older than you…would be anti-christian, sinning, slutty, disgusting…whatever… But to Taylor Swift spun it for everyone to feel sorry for her, making her the hero, and is now a girl worth over 100,000,000 dollars…who like other people who are worth that much are are likely horrible self involved, indulgent people, but instead of being hated for all the sex she’s had…she’s loved! TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
I am not going to speculate that Cara Delevingne and Riley Keough, probably better known as the heiress to the Elvis fortune who keeps busy by modelling like other socialites and rich kids…like Cara Delevigne because it gives justification to their constant partying, sleeping in, not getting an education, and really just leeching off the family money while they have fun and pose for pictures…are lesbians.. They are just two young girls, playing with Teddy bears, probably the intro scene of many lesbian pornos, not that I would know, since lesbian porn bores me and is anticlimactic…literally.. I assume, this is what all girls do when pants less and in mesh tops hanging on plywood…right? I like to think this isn’t a jab at Michelle Rodriguez, because no one I know strategically uses social media to get back at exes, ever… What it comes down to is that if they aren’t gay, this is pretty fucking gay.
Miley Cyrus performed a concert in Madrid, Spain last night. The 21-year old did so while wearing an ensemble made out of money with her very own face on it… and yet this is not what stood out the most about Miley’s on-stage appearance. Nope. That, instead, would be the constant crotch-thrusting and outfit-grabbing she did while dancing and gyrating around, clearly looking to send a message to anyone flipping through the following images: I WAX! Indeed, just days after freeing her nipple on Instagram and with new Miley Cyrus topless photos seeming to crop up each week, the artist forced out attention downward during this show. We really wish she hadn’t. We wish she’d put this thing away… 11 Miley Cyrus Crotch Shots 1. Miley Cyrus Crotch Close-Up Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now.
Let us be clear: We don’t believe that Kim Kardashian is any sort of [insert negative term here] for having slept with nine people in her life by age 33. You can judge her by two failed marriages, or the fact that she had a role in making the Kim Kardashian sex tape , but by and large, the star is a monogamist. Nine partners in over a decade and a half? Downright normal for many people. She’s been romantically linked to others (Gabriel Aubry, Nick Lachey), but we haven’t included them in this Relationship Rewind chronicling Kim’s turbulent love life. From before she was famous, to the man who made her famous when He Hit It First (more like fourth) to the present, can you recall all of her significant others? Here’s a look at the nine stars we know have gotten it in with Kim: 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian Open Slideshow 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well. View As List 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well. 2. Damon Thomas Kim’s forgotten husband, music producer Damon Thomas, was married to her from 2000-04. Yes, those dates are correct! 3. Nick Cannon Nick Cannon and Kim Kardashian were a thing in 2006-07. She’s been around awhile! 4. The Game The Game said it himself recently. He is not dating Khloe Kardashian, despite the constant rumors to that effect … but he did do Kim once. 5. Ray J Ray J. One name and one additional letter say it all. When he recorded the Kim Kardashian sex tape, a superstar was born. 6. Reggie Bush After Ray J hit it first (or more like third or fourth), Kim moved on to NFL star Reggie Bush, with whom she had a long-term relationship. 7. Miles Austin Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin made Kim his tight end (so to speak) in a long-distance but legitimate relationship after Reggie. 8. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian’s second husband, Kris Humphries, was married to her only 72 days, then starred in at least that many tabloid reports after she dumped him. 9. Kanye West Kanye West put a baby in it. Then he put a ring on it. Think this romance will be Kim’s last?
I’m not sure if you’ve heard the good news yet, but Kelly Brook and that meathead boyfriend of hers broke up recently, and I’d like to think my constant disapproval of their relationship somehow had a hand in that. You’re welcome. Anyway, here she is on her way to some jiu-jitsu class looking just as happy as I was after first hearing the news. But before we get too excited, is it just me, or does Kelly look a little heavier to you? I don’t want to say anything mean, because I still love her, and more importantly because she could probably kick my ass after all this working out she’s been doing. Not to mention she looks like she’s got a few pounds on me. Photos: Fameflynet
