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Epitome Of A Bad Father: Dad Gets Sons High By Feeding Them Meth-Laced Cookies

Somebody needs to take this dad to a back alley and give him that work! Dad Laces Cookies With Meth According to Mail Online A father is accused of spiking cookies with meth and feeding them to his children so his wife would fail a drug test, it emerged today. Chad M. Holm, 37, from Des Moines, Washington, is accused of giving the drug-laced cookies to his five and seven-year-old sons who then both tested positive for meth. He is also accused of forging a drug test result to mask his substance abuse which would be used in an upcoming custody trial. According to Seattle Pi, Holm was married to the mother of his children for several years before they split up in April 2011. They would often use meth together. The two boys were placed with Holm while the mother went through a voluntary drug program. She was clean for almost a year until she tested positive for meth in September, though she claims she had not taken any drugs. She then remembered the cookies her sons had brought home that ‘tasted terrible’. She said she and her five-year-old son split one cookie but could not eat it all because it tasted funny. The woman suspected Holm or his girlfriend were trying to sabotage her perfect drug test record before the upcoming child custody trial. A leftover part of the cookie was tested and confirmed the presence of meth. Holm denied spiking the cookies and denied that he used the drug or even had it in his possession. When police combed through past drug test results submitted by Holm, they found he had forged the test results before submitting them to the court. For filing the alleged forgery, prosecutors have charged the 37-year-old with second-degree perjury. No one has been charged in the apparent drugging of the young boys. On her Facebook page today, the mother congratulated herself on being one year sober. She wrote: ‘I want to say thank you to my family and friends for standing by my side now that I’m sober, and for not backing me up while I was stuck in my sickness. I”m so grateful for my new connection with God, and that I found the rooms of AA/NA.’ Damn, the woman is trying to do good and that no good man tries to take her down. SMH! Shutterstock

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Sarah Stephens’ Does Agent Provocateur Lingerie

I have no clue who Sara Stephens is, but here she modeling Agent Provocateur lingerie and doing a great job of it. One things for sure Agent Provocateur is not your cookie cutter lingerie company; they know what guys really like. I hope they’re happy with that free plug but now back to Sarah. Yup, she’s hot! Enjoy.

Avengers Cookies: Your DIY Weekend Project

Just when you think you’ve had enough of this week’s Avengers hype , along comes perhaps the most irresistible bit of culture to date around the Marvel blockbuster: “Begin by outlining the cookie in your base color. (If you were starting with The Hulk, outline the entire shape in green. Color in your outline with green icing and cover the entire cookie. You can actually use a paintbrush to ‘paint’ your cookie.) Give the base a few minutes to dry and choose your next color. For The Hulk’s hair, outline his hairline in black and proceed to fill in with black icing. You can continue to draw features in and watch your character come to life.” Take that , Jollibee ! Find more kind of awesome Avengers party tips (DIY comic-book placemats!) here . [via Ricky Eisen ]

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Watch Cookie Monster Audition for Saturday Night Live

Man Eats Cookie to Dodge Hardball Questions

Man Eats Cookie to Dodge Hardball Questions added by: CarlosBobthe3rd

Extreme Oreo Filling

This is pretty standard for the Cookie Monster. Let's not judge. View

Sesame Street Cosplay

Oh, come on. Like you haven't always been secretly attracted to the cookie monster. Sexy! View

Susan Boyle — Beatle?

Filed under: We’re Just Sayin’ Here’s Scottish Internet sensation turned pop star Susan Boyle in Scotland last week (left) — and British music legend Paul McCartney at a London concert last week (right).One of them is a 48-year-old woman.We’re just sayin’. See Also Susan …

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Kim K’s Kookie Krisis Kontinues

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Kim Kardashian is accused of masterminding a plot to crumble a cookie empire — and her alleged weapon of choice … Twitter.The guy behind Dr. Siegel’s Cookie Diet weight loss program has cooked up a lawsuit against Kim, claiming the reality star …

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2 Dogs, 1 Cockroach

This is how Jack and Scott react to any bugs in the office.

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