It’s interesting how the human mind works.. What is probably the least erotic thing I will see all day….like this Reese Witherspoon panty flash…. May very well be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. You know, there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking move she’s been in thanks to seducing and scamming her agent and now husband who is the reason her career exists…I mean that and being knocked up by Ryan Philippe when she first started out…which went no where because he went no where…but like a good Christian she pivoted and moved onto bigger and better things…that probably require paying Philippe out…even though she’s not that hot, has never been that hot, all pig faced… But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me.
I know some of you guys probably think I’m exaggerating or something when I say that Bella Hadid ‘s only got one face she always makes for the cameras, so here’s a collection of shots that should prove it. We’ve got a bunch of different places, Instagram shots, pictures from professional photoshoots, underboob, a plane selfie, and just one face. I rest my case. https://www.instagram.com/p/BhZfLsanhmX/?hl=en&taken-by=bellahadid
Let’s recap the results of this year’s exciting Giftastic Bracket where there were so many hotties moving and shaking their epic bods in skintastic gif form. Read more to find out this year’s epic losses and landslide winners. … read more
Jenelle Evans … just … bless her heart. She can be completely awful, of course, and she does awful things all the time, but sometimes those things are less about her character and more about her intellect. Which is to say that sometimes she does horrible things not because she's being malicious, but because she's just kind of dumb, honestly. Take, for instance, her tweets from earlier this week about her husband, David Eason, and how he can't be racist because he's black. And before you ask, yes, she actually said that … 1. Honey, No This whole mess began when we learned that MTV was doing us a solid and airing footage from last year’s infamous balloon incident — the thing where David popped a bunch of balloons with a knife at a New Year’s Eve special they filmed. 2. Who Cares? Jenelle tried to play it off, like she doesn’t have any problem with the world seeing how unhinged her husband is. Which, come to think of it, is probably true. 3. Real Subtle This barely even makes sense, because obviously she isn’t “doing fantastic” — her husband got fired and her future with Teen Mom 2 still isn’t secure. Though we do believe that MTV is upset with her and is no longer interested in trying to give her a good edit, which is why they’re finally airing the baloon thing in the first place. 4. Sure, Jenelle Because everyone knows that when you’re happy and content and loving life, you tell the internet about it every single chance you get. That’s obviously how that works. 5. What Next — and this is just too great — someone asked her how her “racist and homophobic husband” was doing. Jenelle’s answer? 6. LMAO “My husband is black, but yeah ok sure. Lmao.” View Slideshow
Let us be clear: We feel very sorry for Khloe Kardashian. How can we not, right? The reality star has seen her entire world shattered, having discovered just one day before giving birth that Tristan Thompson slept with numerous other women while she was pregnant. Things cannot be easy for Khloe right now. But here’s the thing. And this is always the thing when it comes to the Kardashian: It’s hard to know when real emotions end and scripted emotions begin. We make this statement because we just learned that E! cameras were on hand when Khloe gave birth early on the morning of April 12. A Keeping Up with the Kardashians insider has confirmed as much to People Magazine, telling the publication: “ Khloe labored with [mom Kris Jenner] yesterday at the hospital. Tristan was there for the birth. “He has practice today, but will spend as much time at the hospital as possible.” It’s not news that Thompson was in the room when Khloe gave birth. Nor is it news that Kim was on hand and, according to her own Twitter account, held Khloe’s legs open for the blessed event . But it is definitely news that footage of Khloe’s birth will air at some point on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 15. Odds are strong that Khloe had agreed to this in a contract a long time ago. It’s safe to assume she had no idea the awful personal twist that would occur the same week she welcomed her first kid into the world. But still. A development such as this causes us to wonder just how much of what we’re reading is legitimate and how much is fake. (For the record, Entertainment Tonight writes that no actual cameramen were in the delivery room; two small cameras were simply installed inside of it.) Prior to Khloe officially becoming a mother, multiple production sources told ET that E! producers were trying to decide how Thompson’s cheating scandal would play out on television. They were wondering whether it would become a storyline on future episodes of the show. Come on, though. Is there any doubt this will be a major arc whenever the long-running reality show returns? Months from now, E! commercials will tease the birth and the drama surrounding it as if the whole thing was conjured up by a team of writers. Which we’re not saying is the case. We don’t doubt that Thompson really has been cheating on Kardashian and that she is very broken up about it. But can you blame us for looking at the scandal differently when we know that Khloe and her loved ones will eventually profit from the multiple affairs? While we ponder this question, we wait for many others to be answered: What will Khloe name her daughter? Will she forgive Tristan? Will she raise the child in Cleveland or Los Angeles? Will the Cavaliers make it back to the NBA Finals? Will Lamar Odom make a play for his ex-wife? Darn it. Now we sound like TV producers previewing what’s to come, don’t we? View Slideshow: Tristan Thompson Says He Didn’t Cheat on Khloe Kardashian; Here’s Proof That He’s Lying
Ariel Winter, the Hollywood, Mainstream Success, Child Star on a Hit Show, TV Sensation you perverts watched go through puberty, which established a sick emotional attachment to her, like a creepy baby sitter, or high school teacher….is also a little piglet… She does herself up, gets all made up, wears slutty outfits, even goes to the gym…but manages to be pretty fucking sloppy, fighting off her obesity, through surgeries for her tit reduction and other exciting things that I don’t find exciting…and here she is shaking that ass…an ass she isn’t known for…but that is fat…thanks to emotional eating to deal with the pain of childhood fame.
I’ll tell you what I want – What I really really want…I want Mel B to turn back time, around 20 or so years….to revisit that very first day I saw her in a music video…her nipples hard in her green shirt…back when I was capable of jerking off to music videos…because internet connections were slow and janky…and the computer wasn’t in my room…but cable TV, that shit was all over the fucking place…and walking that fine line of erotica and pop culture…when sex was used to sell product, the way it still is, but more women took ownership on it….and were less annoying about it and didn’t call it the “Patriarchy”… She’s in a bikini, not bad for a woam who has had Eddie Murphy’s love child, amongst other children…despite being old… I mean she’s pretty fucking ripped, her nipples still hard, so many years later…no bad…
I don’t believe in mental illness as a whole. I believe in the power of mind over matter. I believe that you can mentally convince yourself of anything. Which I guess could be a form of Mental Illness if you are convincing yourself that bugs are crawling all over them, or that voices are telling them to smear feces on the wall, or whatever the fuck crazy people think, is no difference than successful people convincing themselves they are good enough, they are talented, they are capable…it’s the same level of delusion. I don’t trust diagnostics from psychiatrists, even if you can prove it with actual chemicals, I know that your brain can be altered to believe whatever the fuck you want it to be… I think it’s really just cycles of thought patterns…that you can control because you have a fucking brain… So when I see crazy poor people, I think it’s just because they didn’t have the resources to know or do better and got swamped by the system….and when I see rich crazy people bragging about their mental illness….I think “That’s convenient, and excuse to misbehave and be a shitty human, cuz you’re rich and can afford it”… So bipolar Mariah or not…here is her cleavage….her best feature…
Kylie Jenner and her fake mom ass is as obnoxious as you’d expect it to be, that whole point of her getting knocked up was some new storyline in their show to give them something to talk about and to find new ways to show offer her fake ass…especially on a day where the family leaked multiple stories of her pregnant monster of a sister being cheated on by her baby daddy..the day before she had her baby…to over and generate all the media attention they can to get the Kardashian name trending.. They have the power to go viral with their fake news….without much effort..and I guess this is one of their tactics…that I am only posting because I find it repulsive….
According to my sources (AKA this video), I guess Megan Fox is working with Forever 21 now? And I don’t really get it, considering she’s got three kids and hasn’t been 21 in a really long time. But apparently they “collaborated” on a lingerie collection and then got Megan to model it herself. OK, nevermind, I think now I get it. Smart!
