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Josie Canseco, who is an overrated pile of trash thanks to her dad being Jose Canseco and her mom being a Hooters girl who struck it big with Jose Canseco’s sperm… Giving Josie the resources to be rich / funded trailer trash, like Miley…. Taught from her mom all the lessons she’s learned getting into the whole Hooters line of work….with a pension plan from “rich dudes into trashy girl cum”…meaning I am sure Josie’s got a lot to offer the world…in terms of her titties… Only higher profile due to living in mansions and going on epic vacations and all that other rich people shit that makes these girls lack edge and assume they are top tier models…you know that ego and self importance cuz of being raised a spoiled brat… Who cares about all of that nonsense speculative shit that I’ve got no real basis to spew…Josie Canseco barely matters and when putting up pics of her cleavage in lingerie as outerwear, wearing too much make-up, and her chastity belt chain…what it comes down to is that she’s someone you should want to fuck…but will never fuck…a feeling I am sure you’re all too familiar with. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josie Canseco Got Them Tits On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As we previously reported, Kanye West announced his candidacy for President in 2024. It’s the sort of thing that bonkers people blurt out. But he also took the time to rant and rave about not being recognized as an alleged “billionaire.” He has even threatened to legally change hiis name to something deeply ludicrous if his alleged “genius” is not recognized. On Thursday, Kanye West appeared at the Fast Company Innovation Festival in New York, where he spouted some very on-brand nonsense. “When people say it’s crass to call yourself a billionaire,” Kanye begins. He threatens: “I say I might legally change my name to Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West.” Kanye warns that he might do so “for a year until y’all understand exactly what it is.” As always, it’s difficult to tell exactly when Kanye is joking and when people simple wishfully want to believe that he’s joking. But Kanye sounded intent upon impressing this plan upon his audience, even saying that it would be reflected in official DMV records. “It will be on the license plate,” he told the crowd. Yes, Kanye is still bitter that his net worth is not estimated at a billion dollars by the general public or by standard economic sources. “When I did Forbes , I showed them a $890 million receipt,” Kanye complained. His rant continued, lamenting: “and they still didn’t say ‘billionaire.’” In contrast, of course, they did declare Kylie Jenner as a billionaire, officially, which increased his frustrations. In fact, Kanye — ever the fan of conspiracy theories in which he is the imagined victim — went out of his way to “They don’t want us to know that we can buy land,” Kanye tells his audience. Kanye, who has many millions of dollars, can certainly purchase land. It’s unclear why he might have ever believed otherwise. He then complains “They don’t want us to have the 100 percent ownership [that] I have at Yeezy.” It is unclear if Kanye is referring to systemic white supremacy — a very real problem — or if he believes that more consciously sinister forces are at work. As you may recall, Kanye gave a huge, meandering interview in October about his new music. He mentioned his wealth multiple times during the interview. At the time, he lamented that Kylie had been recognized as a billionaire but he had not. Instead of being happy for her success, he referred to the recognition as a ‘stab.” One of Kanye’s multiple unhinged Twitter rants came in 2016, when he asked Mark Zuckerberg — on Twitter — for one billion dollars. In recent weeks, the man soon to be known as Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West has referred to himself as a billionaire multiple times. However, here on planet Earth, in real life, Forbes estimated Kanye’s net worth to be $240 million in June, most of which comes from his Yeezy brand. That is a massive, considerable fortune. But it’s less than a billion dollars. It is also less than his wife’s fortune. Maybe he will make good on his threat to change his name to Christian Genius Billionaire. And, to be completely fair, he is definitely one of those things. His new album is even called Jesus Is King . While some of what Kanye says may be so foreign from what we know as reality that it seems funny, his claims are worrisome. We should keep him and his family in our thoughts and hope that he is one day willing to seek any help that he may need. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Officially Named Youngest Self-Made Billionaire of All-Time
If you happen to live near a Popeyes or have driven past one this week, then you have most definitely noticed the ridiculously long lines. The fast-food restaurant added their coveted chicken sandwich back to their menu on Nov. 3 and the hype has been too real. However, Justin Bieber just completely shocked his 121 million Instagram followers by admitting an unpopular opinion on Thursday night. He is not a fan of the delicious sammie . what the cluck?! “It’s good but it’s not worth the hype,” the Biebs said, sharing a video to his Instagram Stories of the sandwich after it was half-eaten. He gave three different sandwiches a try and said, “I gotta see what all this hype is about.” “All this hype on the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, let me see what we got here,” he continued. And while he wasn’t a belieber of the food, he did love one item from the Lousiana Kitchen — their sweet tea. “Sweet tea’s bangin’ though,” he wrote. Well, there we have it, folks! The Biebs thought this amazing, crispy, buttery piece of chicken was subpar — and we’re just really confused by his review. Oh well, guess he’s hardcore team Chick-Fil-A. In August, Popeyes released its super-popular chicken sandwich, which consists of buttermilk fried chicken, pickles and of course, a spicy cajun spread on a brioche bun. It immediately went viral and in just two weeks sold out across the country. According to US Weekly, Cardi B even traveled to two Popeyes’ locations on different costs to get a taste of the sandwich that was ALL the buzz. But now that the sandwich is back on the menu for good, chicken lovers everywhere are maybe a bit too excited? TMZ recently reported that the highly desired food item has been causing mayhem and chaos at several different locations. Apparently, multiple fights have broken out as customers wait in long lines, and sadly, one altercation in Prince George’s County, Maryland Monday night left a 28-year-old dead from a stab wound after he was reported to be cutting in front of people in line. To lose a life over a piece of factory-produced chicken is, indeed, sad. A Popeyes spokesperson said the Maryland incident was a “tragedy” and that they were “saddened to hear about the senseless act of violence.” Ok, we know this sandwich is a big deal, but be careful out there, guys! Their chicken is not going anywhere, so considering the dreadful long lines, and more importantly, Justin’s disapproval, maybe wait, like, just a couple of weeks until everything calms down. Or if you’re like me and already craving it for dinner tonight, don’t forget the sweet tea! View Slideshow: Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber: Married! Again! Get All the Romantic Details!
Source: Ahamefula Izuike / EyeEm / Getty Red lips have always been a symbol of glamor. The ivory skin of old Hollywood’s elite seem to come to mind when accompanying the red lip as it’s most prized subject throughout history. Perhaps this is why women of color are shy to dawn the most infamous shade of lipstick? In fact, too often women of color have been told that red doesn’t suite them. I was once interviewed as a celebrity makeup artist by one of New York City’s leading radio personalities who blatantly told me on-air that dark skinned women shouldn’t wear red lipstick . Well. In this 21 st century, and on Al Gore’s internet, I’m here to remind you that nothing has ever been more un-freaking-true. The holidays are upon us and although you damn sure don’t need any reason at all to wear a red lip, I know so many of you are easing your way into this thing with caution and looking for the perfect excuse. Let’s explore some of my go-to reds for every hue of melanated women.
David Eason is dangerous and violent and capable of practically anything. This should not exactly read as a shocking statement to anyone familiar with the Teen Mom universe, considering the former reality star has admitted to SHOOTING AND KILLING HIS FAMILY’S BULLDOG . And yet: A new photo released by Eason himself perhaps drives this frightening point home as strongly as ever. The controversial homophobe shared a picture (above) on Thursday of himself and 11-year old daughter Maryssa at a local fair, captioning the image with the very basic: “It’s the fair!” It’s something, alright. Eason was obviously trying to paint himself as a responsible father by posting the snapshot, attempting to combat all the negative rumors that continue to float around the Internet about him, his attitude and his overall behavior. But the dude totally failed. “SHE LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE,” one person commented,” while another simply left a one-word response we’re all thinking: “Scary.” “Drop her off at the fair,” read a third message from a concerned commenter. “Don’t go with her and her friend!!!” (If only.) And yet another Instagram user studied the expression on the young girl’s face and wrote: “Her eyes say it all.” “She’s not a happy young lady.” This comment actually prompted a response from Eason, who clapped back in his typically abhorrent fashion: “Are you speaking for yourself oooor does someone need to show you a mirror?” Eason, of course, is right smack dab back in the news these days. Jenelle Evans finally filed for divorce from her awful husband. Or, to be more specific, she finally told followers that she plans to file for divorce. “With time away from Teen Mom, I’ve started to look at my life differently and I know I need to make changes. I’m starting that now,” the former MTV star wrote on Instagram on October 31. Fans were left to wonder what she meant by this. But then Jenelle clarified: The kids and I have moved away from David. Nobody gets into a marriage expecting it to end but I know that’s what is best for me, and for my kids. Today I’ve filed papers to start that process. I appreciate the support from everybody who has asked how I am. Me and the kids are doing great. We need some time to be together, but you’ll hear from us again soon. We haven’t heard much from Evans since, with the major exception of her having just obtained a restraining order against Eason. For the time being, Davis is banned from getting close to either his estranged wife or any of Jenelle’s three kids, the youngest of whom she shares with Eason. Maryssa, for those wondering, if Eason’s child from a previous relationship. She’s often forgotten about when websites report on all this drama – but she’s only 11 years old and is stuck with Eason as her dad and is deserving of our sympathy and attention. On Tuesday, meanwhile, Eason wrote on Facebook that he would be filing a missing persons report with the police because Evans and daughter Ensley “disappeared,” prompting Jenelle to seek this temporary restraining order against Eason. She was granted the order, and the filings revealed that Eason’s threats have against her “escalated” over the past few days. It takes a lot for us to feel bad for Jenelle Evans, but Eason has managed to pull it off of late with his general terribleless. “Because of his recent threats, his history of violence, his erratic behavior and his large stockpile of weapons, I am scared for my life and my children’s well-being,” Jenelle wrote in her recent legal papers. Poor Maryssa, you guys. Can someone please help get her away from her dad? View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans: David Eason Threatened to Kill Me! I’ve Got the Receipts!