The star-studded Billboard Music Awards are right around the corner (Sunday, May 15th), already packed to the brim with stars set to perform, including Nicki…
Her name is Dana Vespoli, if you google her, you can probably seeing her a lot of things her dad probably doesn’t like watching, assuming she has a dad, because a lot of these girls don’t, and if they do, they are the kind of dad’s who help them get into the business, so that they can experience them fucking, without the whole awkwardness of incest, or getting their friends to do it while they jerk off in the corner.. That said, she makes pedophile jokes…and you’ll like them.. The post Pornstar Dana Vespoli’s Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
With season five just around the corner, can we expect some of our favorite ‘Game of Thrones’ heroes and villains to turn on each other? The cast of the HBO series certainly hope so!
The 2015 Grammys are right around the corner, and while playing the nominees on repeat is one way to celebrate until the show finally rolls around Sunday, February 8, it’s even better if you’re swagging yourself out with some super sweet (super easy) nail art while you listen. If you need inspo, peep the five… Read more »
With the holidays right around the corner, there’s not only a bunch of summer hits debuting in the next few weeks, but also some remastered classics to check out! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
This celebrity cool kid, you know them letting you know who they know and who they are friends with, you know because the whole world is like a giant horrible high school and they are the cool kids, and you’re all the fucking virgin losers in the corner not invited to any of the parties… I am all for creating awareness for a disease, but I don’t think ice buckets are representative of the disease…. Jourdan Dunn Sara Sampaio Behati Prinsloo Kate Upton
Jessica Simpson does mom bathing suits right. She got paid a lot of fucking money to lose a lot of weight, even though she has a lot of fucking money. She’s looking good enough to stare at in a bikini….but instead of being a trashy mom in her 30s who doesn’t respect that she is a mom in her 30s…and instead puts on a bikini because she’s been putting in work at the gym…she’s got the one piece on and it actually covers up the nightmare that is having 2 babies…and makes her appealing enough to stare at…it’s like she’s got this…and other moms should take her lead.