I have no idea when this is from, or why this exists, but I know that any company that puts an underage girl in a lace leotard lingerie looking at herself in the mirror like she’s about to masturbate, even if only for a glimpse, is awesome to me, but then I remembered that Taylor Momsen isn’t underage at all…She’s 18 and her getting in lingerie doesn’t matter, cuz long and thin or not, she looks like Gaga’s sister and she was more half naked, controversial, sexual when she was 16, an age people care about girls being sluts….but I’ll post the pic anyway….cuz I figure never too old to get half naked….that’s part of the reason I sneak into old folks homes at bath time.
Whenever I see riding pants I think of luxury…you know high society people in their high society places doing high society things with their million dollar horses….like some kind of secret society for the elite….that was until today…because today….Annalynne McCord is wearing the shit….all jacked up her ass….even though the only thing she should be known for riding is a couple of producers and possibly a sybian in the corner of the party…because she’ll do anything for attention….and unfortunalely…I’ll do anything for tight pants.
Halloween is right around the corner, so join Skin Central and jack your lantern as we continue our countdown of Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Horror Movie Nude Scenes ! See #4-3 after the jump!
Here is Selena Gomez doing some promo for the EMAs….apparently she’s the host, which I can only asssume has to do with her fucking Justin Bieber and that kind of sex offense being something celebrated in Europe because Europeans are all perverts openly, as you keep your perversion to yourself as you masturbate to this bitch cuz she looks 12 and is showing some tit in a bra…the real sex offender is you…creep. As a Martinez, I take offense to her mocking her Gomez roots…but that wouldn’t stop me from making her sex offend for me as I jerk off in the corner…if you know what I mean.
It’s morning. And no, don’t starting singing “As We Lay.” If you’re like me in the mornings, you’re not in very much of a mood to sing. Hell, you barely want to roll out of bed. But sometimes a good shower and a quick snack can get a slow starting day off on the right foot. But other days, you wake up late, you hit your knee on the corner of your bed and jump around in pain, and something tells you, this day is about to be WACK! Being the moody person I am, when I have good mornings, I want the world to know, and when I have bad mornings…that’s the norm. Here’s a few things that I think you’ll agree can have your day starting all wrong. ( Continue reading… )
My name is Sarah! I’m 15 years old from Cobourg, Ontario and on August 27th I got to hang out with Ryan Buler, Chaz Somers & Caleb Sebben! It started when my friend Victoria sent me a FB message asking if I wanted to meet Chaz Somers with her at his Le Ninja photo shoot in Stratford! I of course said yes and was totally excited! On the morning of, we jumped into her dad’s truck and drove 3 hours to get to Stratford! When we got there we headed to Pattie’s favourite restaurant “Madelyn’s Diner” for breakfast. We then headed downtown because we wanted to see the avon theatre! When we got there, we saw a young girl playing violin. We got excited because this was the girl who plays violin in Never Say Never! I asked if we could get a picture with her and she said of course! Then Victoria’s dad was talking to the girls dad so we talked to her! We found out her name is Jennifer Saunders and Justin gave her $8 the day he put money in her case. We then took pictures on the steps of the Avon Theatre! Jennifer then reviled to us that underneath a tile was Justin’s Star! (like the Hollywood Walk of Fame but in Stratford) It had been put in really recently, so underneath it was still drying! It was so cool! He was the only one who had a star for something other then acting! We looked at the time and saw we had to get heading to the Meet & Greet with Chaz! We drove down to the Stratford Cinemas and saw another van filled with 5 girls. We were the only ones coming. One of the guys from Le Ninja clothing came outside and told us Chaz was just going to do a short photo shoot with the contest winner then we came come in to meet him. The guy went back inside. Then Victorias dad says, “Who’s this kid coming down the stairs” Victoria looked around the corner and simply said, “Hey Chaz” my heart started racing. He replied, “Hey girls” and smiled. Then his mom came and opened the door she asked him. “When are the guys coming?” Chaz said, “Ryan and Caleb should be here soon”. My eyes must of popped out of my head. We didn’t know that Ryan was coming! I had to hold is my excitement till Chaz went inside, and as soon as he did i couldn’t stop giggling. We then saw another car pull in and it was Ryan and Caleb. They stepped out of the car and walked right into the cinema. I almost died, I mean its RYAN BUTLER! After about 20 minutes we saw them go into the ticket booth and set the shirts up they were selling. Then Chaz’s older brother came and let us in. All 7 of us girls shyly walked in and stood there not going near the guys. Then I said well what the heck and I walked right up to them, “Hey guys” “HEEEYY!!” I smiled. I suddenly wasn’t nervous because they were normal. They started to sign pictures and stuff then Ryan who shyly was tucked in the corner looked at me and said, “Hey so what grade are you going into” Uhmmm did he just talk to me? *dead* I simply answered, “10” Then he looked at me, “Really?!” I didn’t know if he meant I looked older or younger so I just laughed and nodded and he laughed to. We then had to get out of the movie theatre because it was opening soon so we went onto the front yard and hung out there. I got some videos for my friends and we all took pictures and just talked! Then they had to get going so we all got hugs and when Caleb hugged me he picked me up. Ryan hugged me next tightly then Chaz. The other girls got in there car and left but we waited till the guys left so we talked for another 5 or 10 minutes and thats when Chaz tweeted about hanging out with us (except he got my username wrong) but it was still so cool! We sadly had to leave. We waved goodbye then got in the car and headed downtown again. We were walking past the Avon theatre when I glanced across the street and saw Ryan, Chaz and Caleb AGAIN! I just smiled then Ryan looked over and waved at me. I waved back then so did Chaz and Caleb. I know I didn’t meet Justin but I got to hangout with his friends! They were all so sweet, funny and Justin’s lucky to have them! I know my day to meet Justin will come but meeting Chaz & Ryan was just as amazing! Never Say Never & Dream Big! – @ilysarahbieber Follow this link: My name is Sarah! I’m 15 years old from Cobourg, Ontario…
Football season is right around the corner, which means one thing: cheerleaders! Okay, yeah, there’s football itself, but that’s not important. While we’re off enjoying the ladies of the pigskin on Sundays, we should also remember some stars that used to cheer back in their heydays. Some just might surprise you.
Fauxpology of the Day: Red Eye “ombudsman” Andy Levy apologizes to Chris Brown for calling him out on punching a woman in the face, but something tells me he’s not really all that sorry. [ reddit .] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 19/08/2011 20:46 Number of articles : 4
I’m glad to see old Adolph has something to say about HP’s move to abandon the TouchPad and by extension webOS. Warning some of the subtitles are NSFW. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Life On the Wicked Stage: Act 2 Discovery Date : 19/08/2011 20:48 Number of articles : 2
Fresh off her bus tour in Iowa and jaunt to the state fair, Sarah Palin releases a video entitled “Iowa Passion”: Keep reading this post . . . Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Corner Discovery Date : 19/08/2011 21:04 Number of articles : 6
