Terry Richardson posted some pics of Miranda Kerr dressed in some flannel crop top shit to his instagram and being the troll that I am…I wrote something like “My first wife was wearing the same outfit as that the night she was high on meth and shot herself in the face in the backroom at the stripclub”….to which everyone ignored me… Story of my fucking life…but here are some pics of Miranda Kerr looking relatively amazing…at least compared to my dead wife when she was wearing the same outfit….and now like Terry Richardson and Miranda Kerr…you can ignore me.
The highlight of the Victoria’s Secret informercial was not Candice Swanepoel sucking the dick of the corporation for making her matter…pretty much saying she owed her life to them like a scared battered wife… But it was listening to her talk…cuz that accent just makes her that much better….and trust me that’s saying a lot coming from me…cuz I hate when models talk…it takes away from their whole being half naked modeling where they belong.. She posted this ass shot to instagram…reminding us that her body fucking matters….and she’s better at doing Victoria’s Secret catalog pics than Victoria’s Secret…cuz Victoria’s Secret despite selling thongs…can’t showcase thongs…INSANE but not as insane as how good this is…
Candice Swanepoel just posted this pic of her grabbing Rihanna’s ass at the VS fashion show…along with other pics of Rihanna saying girl crush…I am gonna assume it has something to do with Candice being african and Rihanna’s ancestors being african slaves that make her feel this connection but I am also gonna assume that Victoria’s Secret runs like a porn company…and that their girls are actually owned by the corporation….or at least their names are…because the corporation is powerful and made them the celebrities they are….taking them out of the third world….waving green cards in their faces…all while so many other girls could be doing their job….. So I am gonna assume the instagram of all these girls is run in a little basement office at the Limited Brands head office in Ohio….but at least while pretending to be Candice…they are posting pics of her half naked….modeling from their show…to hype it up more than the infomercial already is…cuz as you know…I’m a pretty huge fan of this one….not sure why…but I’ll start with her toes and work my way up….
‘I couldn’t envisage a storyline that would warrant a sequel,’ Neeson tells MTV News about making a third movie in the ‘Taken’ series. By Josh Wigler, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Liam Neeson in “Taken 2” Photo: Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
Chris Poole, founder of 4chan and Canvas, talking about online identity at Web 2.0 Summit 2011 in San Francisco. via ReadWriteWeb Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Laughing Squid Discovery Date : 18/10/2011 16:27 Number of articles : 2
(vimeo link) This animation from A Large Evil Corporation packs about as much horror as you can get into 83 seconds. -via Laughing Squid Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : Neatorama Discovery Date : 18/10/2011 19:18 Number of articles : 2
Product Demo of the Day: To put potential customers’ minds at ease, the president and CEO of Texas Armoring Corporation demonstrates the efficacy of his company’s bullet-resistant glass by literally putting himself behind it. [ reddit .] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 02/09/2011 01:53 Number of articles : 2
I was just sent these promo pictures of the new Showstopper Bra from Victoria’s Secret, and although I hate giving these corporate snakes free publicity, and I hate their corporation and have a lot of conspiracy theories about them, I love looking at their models half naked. Sure it’s repetitive and uninspiring, we’ve seen it all before, but it really never gets boring….especially since they invest all this money into tits looking hot… So here are a couple of their models promoting the company by showing off their bodies…and again…as much as I wish Victoria’s Secret was paying me to post this..cuz I’m broke and like to drink on blood and titty money….I’m pretty happy looking at it…. Here’s the Ad you’ve probably already tried to masturbate to… Here’s a closer look at Swanepoel….cuz she’s pretty fucking good.
Gamers are seen at the Sony Playstation booth in Los Angeles, California. Sony has said it would fully restore all PlayStation Network and Qriocity online distribution services in Japan on Wednesday, after shutting them down in April due to hacker attacks. Sony Corporation and Sony Computer Entertainment (SCE) announced today that Sony Network Entertainment International (SNEI, the company) will fully restore all PlayStation Network and Qriocity services in Japan on July 6. As the result of a
These tits have a legacy….people still talk about them 3 months after they were exposed… Apparently, these pictures were either screencapped from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, that can’t be confirmed cuz everything Victoria’s Secret does looks the fucking same… But I like to think some pervert’s been watching on repeat for the last three months to find the most amazing angles of the bitches he jerks off to to share with his internet virgin loser friends…you know the kind of two – three second clip that gets overlooked when the excitement of the show drops and internet virgin losers are overwhelmed by the amount of cleavage…that it takes them three months to go through it and analyze it…before finding this little golden gem…. Or maybe Victoria’s Secret released them disguised as an internet virgin loser, hoping to get some buzz about how their bras make mom tits look like they are implants…because they push them up to this brazilian’s fucking ears….and who knows, maybe they are implants, paid for from the corporation who kidnapped her from her small village to be a titty spokesperson and really it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics
