I am on trend. You know with it, current, a man who gets down with the times, who connects to the youth and what they are into, up on the social media, not getting scammed by interent scammers trying to install phishing software on my computer to steal everything like other old people…but doing the abbreviated words, the hashtags, all that other good stuff….like THROWBACK THURSDAY…. With some LOHAN tits, cuz it’s not a throwback when a Lohan is in it because she is everything, but I asssume it’s some old ass titties, not the new Muslim her with the ESL accent… Courtney Stodden is doing Melania Trump with her tits out – sounding like Lindsay Lohan’s new ESL accent….and I figure i should post it here… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Shower #TBT of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good…. Sure she may be a useless, clown of a person, you know milking the tabloids being the child bride, even though she looks like she’s in her 40s, pulling off some platinum hair, fake tits shit that was hot in the 90s, back when she was graduating high school, despite her wanting you to think it was when she was born, but she’s got this shameless self promotion down proper and I think it’s great… On the beach with hired paparazzi and some black dude I guess fucks her..and I guess that’s news…I’m just here for the bold on tits on her small frame… The post Courtney Stodden On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good…. Sure she may be a useless, clown of a person, you know milking the tabloids being the child bride, even though she looks like she’s in her 40s, pulling off some platinum hair, fake tits shit that was hot in the 90s, back when she was graduating high school, despite her wanting you to think it was when she was born, but she’s got this shameless self promotion down proper and I think it’s great… On the beach with hired paparazzi and some black dude I guess fucks her..and I guess that’s news…I’m just here for the bold on tits on her small frame… The post Courtney Stodden On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lol. Apparently the “teen bride” who was 40 at the time, is officially 23 years old today…because it is her birthday, so everyone….praise one of the most important people who has entered our lives…through tabloids…being ultimately irrelevant. The post Courtney Stodden is 23 Now of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dancer of the DAy Bus Plows Through Pedestrians… Breast Implant Fail Strong Man in LOndon Fighting in the Waffle House… Just a Couple of Junkies Shooting Up Trolleybus Knocks Over Old Man Texas Tornado Insane Mom of the Year Video The post Naked in the Airport and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of my social media experience this weekend, because I am an obese old man who doesn’t leave my couch, because why bother, but I do scan social media between sexting girls I meet on tinder but have no intention to meet, since they only know me as a man in a mask, who pretends to be 22 on TINDER, but who says that he’s been running his site since 2004, which is true, but I guess they don’t think it’s abnormal that a 22 year old would have started DrunkenStepfather.com at 9 years old…meaning I’ve found myself a good one….and as these things happen, when you’re a lazy waste of space….you see other wastes of space….like Courtney Stodden using a urinal and thinking it’s a great social media pic for her fans…while it is amazing she has fans…despite you being her fan… She was in Vegas having some lame divorce party…with Frenchy Morgan…weirdest car ride ever, dream car ride really…. She’s magical…weird…useless…irrelevant…but magical.. The post Courtney Stodden Using a Urinal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I haven’t done a post on Courtney Stodden in ages. After her solo porn tape, her chance of being a big star kind of faded. Not like she had a shot before, but it is one way to put an end to a career. Another way is to get so much plastic surgery that you no longer look your age. Courtney has fallen into the Kylie Jenner syndrome and it’s not sexy. Sure I would still motorboat her huge tatas, but I worry what she will look like when she actually turns 40. » view all 14 photos
French people being naked almost doesn’t count as naked – because they are so open sexually and all that other bullshit – but it is still naked to me…..and that is all that matters.. It’s like all these exhibitionists on instagram pretending to be feminists to justify getting naked, a pretty simple thing to do, but not when judgemental mean people are watching, so if you make it a political agenda, it’s all good, acceptable…but it’s still naked to me. What I am getting at is whatever your reason for naked, as long as you’re naked, because without you getting naked, I would never see you naked, because I am old and creepy and girls don’t like me…I approve…because you’re naked for me…. The post Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
With titles like “Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy” I realize why people don’t like this site… I am just trying to give love to the pussy’s that aren’t quite “MOM PUSSY”…but that attempted to be mom pussy…but it didn’t quite workout, so she turned it into a trashy, heartless to anyone who has actually had a miscarriage that didn’t want said miscarriage, tabloid story…because that is what she is…a tabloid story, who doesn’t matter, who had a sex tape that doesn’t matter, yet I am compelled to stare at her pussy definition in her shorts, but unlike complicit, I know what this definition means…and that’s whore. I guess I could have gone with porn pussy, or child bride no longer a child because she’s always been 40 pussy….but I am happy with Miscarriage pussy, maybe I should make it into a T-shirt. Whatever you call the pussy, or whether you care what it is about or not, know that we’ve seen masturabting and now it is in shorts jacked up, next to clown tits…on some garbage I love…is magical…this fine april evening…magical… God she’s low level… The post Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last month, we learned that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison got divorced . In the weeks since, Stodden has sped right past the usual celebrity meltdown milestones. First, Courtney developed a drinking problem (or at least pretended to #mystique). Shortly thereafter, she shaved her head for reasons that remain unclear. But just when we were braced for her to enter a rebound relationship with Charlie Sheen and start munching Xanax out of a bowl with a cereal spoon, she finally began to pull herself out of the tailspin. Yes, Coutney blew right by all the stops on the trainwreck tour so quickly she’s already at Redemption Junction. It’s almost like she was never really that upset about her divorce and is actually kind of okay with being rid of the creepster who’s 34 years her senior and married her before she was a legal adult. Anyway, Courtney is still pretending to be mildly heartbroken because she sort of has to, but she’s also posting lots of nude selfies, so color us interested: “I think both of us saw the warning signs for quite some time,” Stodden recently told Us Weekly. “Technically we’ve been split for two-and-a-half to three months now. It’s really recent and the emotions are still really raw.” Courtney added that she’s been occupying herself by becoming fluent in Dr. Phil-ese, saying: “It’s hard right now but we’re trying to individually find our happiness. It’s just really sad right now.” Stodden says that even though the marriage didn’t last, she still reflects fondly on her time with her acting coach-turned-Humbert Humbert: “He’s been my rock for me through so many things that I’ve been through,” Stodden told Us. “It’s been interesting for sure.” We’re starting to think that Courtney’s definition of “interesting” is very different from ours. Fortunately, Courtney’s boobs are lighting the way through this boring, boring time in her life: We’ll give her this much: Despite her youth, Stodden has a keen understanding of how the Internet works and she knows her strengths: There were three interesting things about her – her creepy marriage, and her boobs – and now she’s down to two. So she’s doing what any aspiring starlet with a thirst for fame and a dearth of talent would do: She’s flaunting the hell out of them, which is the proper way for her to process her divorce. After all, you can’t spell “Stodden” without double-D’s. Never change, girl.
