This may or may not be Courtney Stodden showing off her clown sized tits…at the beach…pretending it was an accident because she realizes that she’s no longer of interest in the tabloids and that her few minutes of being a stripper who pretending to be 16 and the wife of some obscure actor on a show that was once relevant…it worked for a minute, but only lasted a minute…when all she was supposed to be from day one was a porn star… The good news is this is a step in the right direction if this is her…but then again…it could be any trashy blonde chick with a bad dye job…they all look the fucking same… The post Courtney Stodden Topless at the BEach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Courtney Stodden is posing strategically – yet fully exposed…in a bikini – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just some marketing lie she came up with smoking cigarettes in the back room of the stripclub she probably worked at with her mom…. She has fallen off the map, out of the tabloids because he act wasn’t sustainable enough, she is the sex tape that never happened…but should of and probably wil… But she hasn’t fallen out of my heart…..My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going… She’s an angel… The post Courtney Stodden’s Cameltoe is the One that Got Away of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Clearly, Caroline Wozniacki is attracted to athletes, but beyond that, this woman has no “type,” whatsoever. Wozniacki got engaged to Rory McIlroy in late 2013, and the couple seemed to be a match made made in golfers’ heaven. Unfortunately, McIlroy dumped Wozniacki just weeks before the wedding, and now it seems the experience traumatized her so much that she’s decided to date McIlroy’s polar opposite. If you’re not familiar with JJ Watt, just imagine if Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy had a lovechild with a side of beef and together, they taught it to be the most dominant pass rusher in the NFL. Like McIlroy, Watt is the one of the best in the world at what he does. Unlike McIlroy, Watt is what it would look like if you could turn the act of crushing a beer can against your forehead into a human being. Anyway, Watt and Wozniacki attended last night’s NCAA men’s basketball national championship game in which Watt’s alma mater Wisconsin fell to the ever-dominant Duke. We’re sure Watt was disappointed, but we imagine Wozniacki was more than happy to console him after the game. Is this upsetting news for McIlroy is he too waist-deep in Northern Irish golf groupies to care? Either way, the real victim is Wozniacki’s ability to walk properly. Is it possible to play tennis while bow-legged? 17 Celebrity Couples That Make No Sense 1. Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis Before becoming Ashton Kutcher’s Baby Mama, Mila Kunis dated Macaulay Culkin…for EIGHT YEARS. Speaking of Ashton… 2. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore View Photo Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore shocked the world when they went public with their relationship. They shocked us even further by discussing their very interesting and involved family dynamics with her ex Bruce Willis. 3. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes View Photo Everything about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage screamed publicity stunt until she divorced him, but hey, at least she got to wear heels. 4. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison View Photo In a very May-December romance, Courtney Stodden married Doug Hutchison, then 51, when she was only 16 years old. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Katy Perry and Russell Brand View Photo We’re not quite sure what Katy Perry saw in Russell Brand that moved her to marry him, but their union lasted less than a year. 6. Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent View Photo Seems like Chelsea Handler knows her way around a lollipop. She dated 50 Cent for nearly a year. 7. Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn View Photo Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn have been together for over 20 years, but she was sort of his daughter so it’s super weird. 8. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer View Photo Jessica Simpson and John Mayer actually look great together, but she’s way not cerebral enough for him. He once said she was addictive, like “crack cocaine.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley Words cannot adequately describe how bizarre Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley’s marriage felt to the world. 10. Kieran Culkin and Emma Stone Before Emma Stone moved on to Spider-man, she dated Kieran Culkin. Those Culkin boys know how to get the hotties! 11. Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt Perhaps the strangest of Brad Pitt’s high-profile relationships was his 4-year run with Juliette Lewis. 12. Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney View Photo The ultimate in WTF, Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney seem like complete opposites, but if opposites really DO attract then maybe that explains this totally weird coupling. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne View Photo A wannabe reality star and a wannabe rocker. Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne were a match made in wannabe Heaven. 14. Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen View Photo Now THIS is a weird May-December romance that kind of grosses us out. (At least Courtney Stodden has that whole “attention whore” thing going for her…) Mary-Kate Olsen is engaged to Olivier Sarkozy which just SCREAMS “Daddy Issues.” 15. Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song View Photo Feather-tattoo faced Trace Cyrus was romantically linked to Disney channel sweetheart Brenda Song. And speaking of the Cyrus family… 16. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth View Photo We’re so glad Liam Hemsworth realized he could do way better (and way less crazy) than Miley Cyrus. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Alanis Morrisette and Ryan Reynolds The only thing Alanis Morrisette and Ryan Reynolds seem to have in common is that they’re both Canadian. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Celebrity Couples That Make No Sense .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Age is only if you’re rock legend Jimmy Page, who at 71, has been photographed several times now holding hands with much younger actress Scarlett Sabet. Just how much younger is she? Get ready to pick your jaw up off the floor … Sabet is a youthful 25. Twenty. Five. That’s a 46-year age difference. The iconic Led Zeppelin guitar great and Sabet were seen strolling together near his home in London earlier this week in matching leather jackets. Page has been seen with her several other times this year as well. Sort of Creepy Jimmy Page Fun Fact: He has 44-year-old daughter, whose name is the same as his current girlfriend, albeit with one fewer letter: Scarlet. He has four other children as well, ranging in age from 16-26. For whatever it’s worth, Page has been married two times before, to Patricia Ecker from 1986-95, and to Jimena Gomez-Paratcha from 1995-2008. Will this cringe-worthy paid last? Check out other celebrity couples with huge age gaps below and see how similarly age-mismatched duos have fared: 21 Couples With Big Age Differences 1. Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere – 14 Years View Photo Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere, who are somewhat surprisingly a thing, are 14 years apart (38-24). 2. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – 12 Years View Photo Brad is 12 years older than Angie. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. 3. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard – 23 Years View Photo Yes, Amber and Johnny are separated by 22 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. 4. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison – 35 Years! View Photo Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are 35 years apart, and engaged to be married again. It’s slightly less scandalous with her 19 going on 20 than when she was just 16. Slightly. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves – 14 Years View Photo Matthew is 14 years older than Camila. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. 6. Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin – 13 Years View Photo Stephen is 13 years older than Anna. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. 7. Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse – 17 Years View Photo Bradley is 17 years older than Suki. That may be why he’s so secretive about their relationship. 8. Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart – 17 Years View Photo Jen is 17 years older than Casper. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor-Wood – 24 Years View Photo Sam is 24 years older than actor Aaron! One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. 10. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green – 13 Years View Photo Brian is 13 years older than Megan. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. 11. Beyonce and Jay Z – 12 Years View Photo Beyonce and Jay are separated by 12 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. 12. Iam Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev – 10 Years View Photo Iam Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries age are a decade apart (35-25). Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Courteney Cox and Johnny McDaid – 13 Years View Photo Courteney Cox and Johnny McDaid just got engaged. At 50, she’s 13 years his senior. 14. James Woods and Kristen Bauguess – 46 Years! View Photo James Woods, 66, is now dating Kristen Bauguess, 20. 15. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore – 15 Years View Photo Here’s a twist: Demi is 15 years older than Ashton. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. 16. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones – 25 Years View Photo Michael and Catherine recently separated. Maybe their quarter-century age gap had something to do with it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart – 22 Years View Photo Ford and Flockhart are separated by 22 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap. 18. Lisa Ann and Justin Brent – 23 Years View Photo Porn star Lisa Ann and Justin Brent are apparently an item. She’s a 42-year-old porn legend. He’s a 19-year-old Notre Dame football player! 19. Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen – 17 Years View Photo The Olsen Twins being 27 is surprising enough. Then add the fact that Mary-Kate has a 44-year-old beau! 20. Steven Bauer and Lyda Loudon – 39 Years! View Photo Steven Bauer and Lyda Loudon, at 57 and 18, made quite a few headlines when they first stepped out in public in the summer of 2014. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris – 60 Years! View Photo Hugh is 60 years older than Crystal. These two take the age difference crown! The End. Up Next: ” 21 Couples With Big Age Differences .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Even though Courtney Stodden ‘s five minutes of fame are completely over, I still think she is one of the most beautiful creatures on the planet. I strongly suggest all of you follow her Instagram because you will not be disappointed. Here are a few examples of her greatness. Enjoy.
Amanda Bynes has been shut down in her legal bid to torpedo her parents’ conservatorship, which remains in place after her challenge was dismissed. The problem is that the conservatorship as it stands is doing nothing. After Amanda Bynes was released from psychiatric care in a shocking development Thursday, she said she was headed to court to nix the conservatorship. The 28-year-old distrusts and hates her parents with a vengeance. In an epic Twitter rant , the star accused her father – who she again claims is a sexual predator – and Sam Lutfi of conspiring to lock her up against her will. She vowed to appear in Ventura County Court Friday to take down the conservatorship, which recently gave Bynes’ parents control over her affairs. Bynes didn’t show. A lawyer claiming to represent her did, but a judge ruled that she could not hire him … because of the conservatorship. The irony. Under the conservatorship, she lacks the capacity to sign a binding contract, which includes hiring a lawyer to represent her. So no dice yesterday. All of this begs the obvious question: How was she released!?! 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter. Her involuntary psychiatric hold was recently extended by 30 days, but she somehow convinced a hearing officer at the facility that she was fine. Believing Bynes was lucid and that the facility lacked legal standing to hold her – even though a judge had just granted it – the officer nixed the 30-day hold. Amanda walked out the front door Thursday, and, well … Roaming the streets of Hollywood, talking to imaginary friends and clearly delusional, Bynes showed instantly why she needs to be in just such a facility. It’s sad, but true and baffling that she got out. Her parents’ conservatorship is empty if they can’t control or influence her conduct; Amanda seems to have access to money, though it’s unclear how. Not unlike when she was committed to the psychiatric facility a few weeks ago, it again looks to be just a matter of time before she hurts herself or others. It’s just a question of when or how badly. 21 Child Celebrities Then and Now 1. Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes was a delightful child star with a bright career whose hard-partying ways and obvious mental issues have made for many sad headlines in recent years.
A very famous mother and daughter went out for Halloween last night dressed as a very famous sister and brother tandem. In honor of Halloween, Beyonce shared an adorable photo of herself and Blue Ivy on Instagram, writing as a caption: “Janet and MJ.” Yup. Jay Z’s most precious loved ones dressed up as Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson! Blue Ivy’s outfit is a replica of the iconic get-up that Michael Jackson wore to the 1984 American Music Awards. Beyonce, meanwhile, is channeling Janet Jackson’s “Rhythm Nation” look from the artist’s 1989 music video and the Rhythm Nation 1814 album. We love it! Elsewhere in Hollywood for Halloween… Kim Kardashian dressed up North West like a skunk . Kate Hudson paid homage to Sons of Anarchy. Courtney Stodden released a creepy Halloween video. As for Ellen DeGeneres? Matt Lauer? Al Roker? And a slew of other talk show hosts? Take a look below at their costumes of choice and decide on your favorite: Talk Show Host Halloween Costumes 1. Ellen DeGeneres Dresses as Amal Alamuddin Yes, Ellen DeGeneres will take fake George Clooney as her husband. She’s dressed up as Amal Alamuddin and we love it.
With this extra special Halloween video produced for her extra special web series, Courtney Stodden proves once again that she is a woman of many talents. And ample curves. Very, extremely ample curves. Courtney Stodden Halloween Video While this display doesn’t quite compare to hot fudge cascading down her cleavage a la Courtney Stodden’s Ice Bucket Challenge video , it’s close. Visually, both experiences are a lot to take in. Stodden’s web show, Courtney Naturally, periodically features her doing … whatever it is she does. And no, we don’t mean Doug Hutchison . Yet. You know that’ll be on an episode eventually. Here, fans can bear witness to the 20-year-old’s sublime pumpkin carving skills, hear her recount a seriously spooky ghost story, and other Halloween fun. Oh, and she’s not wearing a bra. Wow. This is one stimulating video, with something for everyone on this 31st day and night of October. You’ll no doubt be exploding with Halloween spirit. Seriously. You’ll burst with enjoyment. You should probably expect nightmares afterward, however, and for people to give you some really interesting looks if you dare press play in public. Just had to add that disclaimer. 23 WTF?! Courtney Stodden Photos 1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Image Courtney on Instagram. As usual, she’s featuring her favorite assets.
Couples with huge age differences have always been a popular and hotly-debated topic of the celebrity world, and there are certainly enough examples to choose from. Whether it’s Steven Bauer and James Woods dating women young enough to be their kids, or Lisa Ann and Justin Brent flipping the script, it’s always controversial. Here’s a look at some of Hollywood’s most noteworthy romances featuring duo’s with huge age gaps, which might be helpful to some of the men involved. You know, in case they start to forget about their own relationships. 21 Couples With Big Age Differences 1. Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere – 14 Years Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere, who are somewhat surprisingly a thing, are 14 years apart (38-24). Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner and their 60 year age difference will likely never be topped, though Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison gave it their all. With those two, and similarly Steven Bauer and Lyda Loudon , there’s something about a teenager and a man in his 50s that will give you the chills. Other age gaps aren’t as drastic, but still significant and nearly ignored: Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are 14 years apart, to use one such example. Whether the gap is 14, 35 or 60, men seem to get a relative pass on cradle robbery compared to women, who are always scrutinized if their men are younger. Lisa Ann can commiserate with Jennifer Lopez and Demi Moore, to name a few other Cougars who paved the way for her to date a Notre Dame freshman. In any case, check out the gallery above. It’s most likely to: Make your own weird love life seem a little less so; Make you marvel at stuff celebrities get away with; Make you laugh at the vision of some of these guys meeting their new love interests’ fathers, who are the same age or possibly younger than they are.
Courtney Stodden posted this picture of her strategically – yet fully nude – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just perfect…sure I’d throw in more porn, but at the same time, she looks like a typical pornstar and that would just make her like everyone else, when the real allure is that she looks and acts it, but isn’t it, keeping me wanting more… My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going…I guess I’ll just look at her instagram porn – because I can.
