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Pattinson & Cox: A Cougar Town Canoodle?

Can’t you just see it now: Courteney Cox getting it on with Robert Pattinson! It definitely would make for good TV on Cougar Town, Cox’s upcoming ABC comedy in which she plays a…

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Shaq Is One Tall Mutha’, Charlie Brown

Filed under: Shaq Attack You know Shaquille O’Neal is frighteningly huge when he makes a human in a giant Snoopy suit look like one those stuffed prizes you win at a carnival.The human monster visited Knott’s Berry Farm amusement park in Buena Park, CA on Thursday — then … Permalink

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Name That Pumped Up Paw!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty Can you tell who those veins belong to? Hint: It’s not Madonna … or the Crypt Keeper.

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Courtney Love: If the Hooker Shoe Fits…

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Before Courtney Love went and called someone a drunken, drug slangin’ prostitute on the Internet — the singer claims she did her research. Love was sued by Dawn Simorangkir back in March, after the designer claimed Courtney unleashed a flurry of … Permalink

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Who Should Return to Melrose Place?

Tell us if Grant Show, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Andrew Shue or Jack Wagner should move back in

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Naomi Campbell Flases Her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Summer is almost over and I haven’t seen nearly enough bikinis, so this weekend I am planning on finding the nearest beach, where girls will be in bikinis and where I will be hiding in the bushes watching. People always ask me why I insist on hiding in the bushes because they find it weird and I tell them it is a lot less weird than masturbating in public, if anything masturbating in public is frowned upon and enough to get a motherfucker arrested so we keep it behind the brush like some Vietnam war vet reliving the days in the jungle.

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Kurt Cobain’s Ugly Daughter of the Day

Here is the answer why Kurt Cobain blew his fucking head off. It had nothing to do with manic depression or drugs or even being murdered by Courtney Love, it was all anticipatory stress of what his kid would look like when she grew up, because he could tell, even when she was a baby that she had features any parent would try to ignore, but feel guilty for bringing into the world, like how Bruce and Demi Moore feel about Rumer

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Gayest National Spelling Bee Ever

My friend Ryan compiled a montage of gayest moments from the 2009 National Spelling Bee. I love that that kid's favorite band is They Might Be Giants

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Taylor Momsen Turns 16 of the Day

I didn’t realize Taylor Momsen was a 15 year old. She’s on TV playing a high school student, and where I’m from, or at least the era I’m from, you need to be in your late 20s for that, you know to give all the girls complexes about why they don’t have full beards, crows feet and man bodies, but I guess times are changing, because here she is celebrating her 16th birthday, which as a skeptic, I think is staged because she looks like a 32 year old crackwhore already, maybe it’s just the Courtney Love hair….or the fact that she’s a teen in fucking see thru lingerie and I don’t find it the least bit attractive, if anything I want to give her a towel, some make-up remover and put her in the backseat of my car to bring home to give a serious lecture to, and I’m not saying that cuz I have a daddy complex, I am saying it because if you’re gonna be 16 and willing to get half naked, let’s move to Rhode Island and do it fuckin’ proper

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Karolina Kurkova : Another Pregnant Angel | Celebrity Parenting

Karolina Kurkova is Pregnant.

2009 CMT Music Awards - Arrivals
2009 CMT Music Awards - Arrivals
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2009 CMT Music Awards - Arrivals

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