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Shannen Doherty Calls 911 to Help Suicidal Twitter Fan

Shannen Doherty placed a 911 call from her home in Los Angeles to Westhampton, N.J., last month in the hopes of helping a possibly suicidal fan on Twitter. Doherty acknowledged right away the bizarre nature of her 911 call: Shannen Doherty 911 Call “This is going to sound incredibly strange,” Doherty said. “My name is Shannon Doherty, and I’m an actress and there is a girl who is threatening to shoot herself.” Doherty explained to the dispatcher that “sadly” she is on Twitter, where one of her fans, an unnamed 27-year-old woman, had sent her direct, suicidal messages. Shannen had to call her or she would die, the woman claimed. “I’m completely untrained to deal with somebody threatening suicide,” Doherty admits. “It’s been an undoing thing and my security guys told me to block her.” “She’s aggressive and does very erratic things … I felt bad for her to be honest.” After getting the full rundown on the increasingly common situation, the 911 dispatcher, naturally, couldn’t help but gush just a little over the famous caller. “All my coworkers can’t believe I’m on the phone with you!” the operator admitted.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures of the Day

The paparazzi company that owns the Audrina pics doesn’t like me very much. I don’t have money to buy their pictures, they aren’t into just giving them to me for free, even if I link back to them, so I’m forced to use my interpretive skills, of what best represents Audrina Patridge in a bikini, and the best I could come up with was the Downs Syndrome champion swimmer, which although may be insulting to this bitch with Downs Syndrom, as Audrina is clearly more embarrassing and retarded than her, it gets my point across as best as I know how….the only thing missing is the hot stripper body implants…something I support her using to get noticed/ahead… To See The Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Britney Spears is a Fat Chick Lap Dancing of the Day

The only guy at a Britney Spears concert would be a gay guy who probably never thought he’d cum himself to a chick giving him a ridiculous lap dance on stage, because he probably never thought he’d brush shoulders with his gay icon, Queen of Queen’s Britney Spears…someone who makes groupie bitches, both gay man and straight girl turning 30, go fucking nuts… Unless he’s just a hired actor and part of her show, cuz I can’t imagine her legally being allowed to interract with untrained professionals, it is one of those crazy person rules and regulations as she continues to be used to make a lot of people money like the empire she is the figure head of…. If he’s neither gay, or hired, he’s got some serious explaining to do…this is the kinda shit that follows you everywhere you go, cuz as cool as a lap dance from Britney is in theory, admitting you went to her concert takes away from that…cuz we all know you’re a pussy whipped bitch accommodating some girl…and becoming a national joke…. If dude had any vision, ambition or drive, he would have slipped a condom full of semen inside her when he had the chance…she’s fertile, she pays the bills…..Either way, he’ll remember this for life, and so will his coworkers… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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Fabolous Allegedly Tries To Skip Out On His Restaurant Bill

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Bossip.com is reporting that rapper Fabolous tried to skip out on paying his restaurant bill by passing it off to the group behind him! “Last night after work my boss decided to take a large group of us (about 20) over to the rooftop of The Hotel Gansevoort in NYC. So Fabolous is sitting about three feet behind us and he has about four people with him. So we’re enjoying ourselves, ordering shots, cocktails and food. So one of my coworkers and security for the lounge happen to be cool. So later on in the night the security calls my coworker over and asks him if he knows “that guy over there” speaking about Fabolous. My coworker say “That’s Fab right.” The security says “Yeah, but is he with your group.” Of course not. Tell me why the security said that Faboulous tried to say that he was with us and to add his bill to our boss’ tab. No joke. We were tipsy so we all thought it was hilarious that he did such a sucker move. But anyways, that’s my Faboulous story.” Fabolous’ baby-mother is the star of VH1 reality show “Love & Hip Hop .” Fabolous Releases “The SOUL Tape” Online [FREE DOWNLOAD] Fabolous Talks Working With Neyo & Ryan Leslie On Joint Album

Fabolous Allegedly Tries To Skip Out On His Restaurant Bill

Top 10 Passive-Aggressive Notes

The best way to get your point across to your coworkers while avoiding confrontation is to leave a condescending letter. Sure, it make you look like a bit of a coward, but hey, at least you’ll get what’s bothering you off your chest. Here’s a collection of our favourite scathing notes: link: http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/2010/08/top-10-passive-aggressive-notes/ added by: romanswietlik

Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Is Bret Michaels Going to Win This Thing?

I didn’t want or expect three eliminations on Celebrity Apprentice last night, but that’s just what we got, isn’t it? Right down the line, Maria Kanellis, Curtis Stone, and Sharon Osbourne took the elevator ride to hell. Trump calmly explained that they didn’t sell out their coworkers enough. Of course. But more importantly: Only Holly Robinson Peete and Bret Michaels are left. Huh? This isn’t the Sharon Osbourne-Curtis Stone finale we banked on following Summer Sanders’ elimination . Could Bret, the man who joyfully gave us the catchphrase “Pump up the wiener,” really win it all?

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Sarah Silverman Ruins Lesbian Fantasies of the Day

I hate Sarah Silverman partially because she is fucking ugly but also because I never thought she was funny despite the world buying into her whole “be as gross and as inappropriate as possible” comedy. I just thought she had solid marketing behind her and since the world are a bunch of fucking spineless sheep with no opinion of their own, it made sense for them to find her funny, or at least say they do, so that they fit into the miserable conversation their coworkers have in the office. But then again, I hate all female comedians, not because I don’t think vagina can be funny, but because they are all fucking dykes, or desperate fat chicks to begin with, and I fucking hate dykes and fat chicks. They are the breed of people that I pretend don’t exist, and I’d rather spend my time laughing at my bad jokes I tell hot little college girls in efforts to get them to show me their vaginas…. I guess in Sarah Silverman’s defense, she has been involved in a really funny joke at least once, and that was when I overheard a group of guys talking about how hot she is and they were fucking serious…I don’t know what kind of fucking guy is turned on by a girl solely based on her comedy, or why someone would think there is anything attractive about this big bushed, sloppy tit, who fucks Jimmy Kimmel pussy, but I can only blame the same Marketing campaign that got her a career. Here she is trying to be funny, pretending to be a lesbian for the camera and it is really just a reminder that all my lesbian fantasies are NEVER what actual lesbianism is like. Actual lesbianism is a disgusting thing and that depresses me….. Pics via Bauer

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Ten Secret Santa Gifts to Avoid at the Office

Buying gifts for the forced merriment of the office holiday party is a tricky endeavor. Because gift guides suck we can’t tell you what to get, but we can keep you from embarrassing yourself in front of your coworkers. The problem with these gift-giving endeavors is that you may know next to nothing about the coworker whose name you select other than the department they work in and that they could really use a new winter coat, because the one they have been showing up in for the past five years is looking a little bit ratty.

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Filling In, Due to MURDER

I dislike my coworkers too but this is insensitive. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Keanu Reeves is Immortal

I knew it! And he has traveled across oceans of time to find us… Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment