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The Daily Show is back! First up, CPAC.

Part One The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

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The Daily Show is back! First up, CPAC.

Bristol Palin to make acting debut.

Bristol Palin, arguably the most famous teen mother in America, will make her acting debut playing herself on ABC Family’s “The Secret Life of the American Teenager,” the network announced today. “I am thrilled to be on this show and to be part of a program that educates teens and young adults about the consequences of teen pregnancy,” Palin said in a statement. First I would like to say I am very happy that Bristol gets the opportunity to follow Levi’s dream of being an actor. (Did anybody else ever hear that Bristol wanted to act before?) However I am a little puzzled by the show that she chose to make her debut. According to a statement from ABC Family, the show “deals honestly and directly with the consequences of an unplanned pregnancy in a non-exploitative manner and explores how the core character’s relationships with her mother, father, sister and friends are affected. . . . We hope the show encourages teenagers and parents to open up a dialogue about issues important to them. . . .” I mean Bristol’s tale of being a teen mother is hardly typical, now is it? First her pregnancy gets announced to the national media during a presidential campaign. She then spends several months cohabitating with her boyfriend in Wasilla while her mother is giving speeches across the country. Then she supposedly gives birth to her baby in December but hides from view until February 16, when she suddenly reappears on the Greta Van Susteren show where she, quite truthfully, admits that “abstinence isn’t realistic”. During the time between giving birth and making her television appearance Bristol kicks her “fiancee” to the curb. Next she appears as an ambassador for Candies , but for some reason seems to do very little to earn the title. (Sound familiar?) And then, just like her mother, she quits and we hear very little from her until recently. Today Bristol lives in a compound on a dead lake, and allows her mother to sic her attack lawyer on the boy who made her the most famous teen mother in the world in order to wrest custody of their child away from him. Somehow I don’t see a lot of teens relating to Bristol’s bizarre life. And I do not want to be cruel but Bristol always appeared to be VERY uncomfortable in front of the camera so I kind of wonder how she will do when she is expected to remember lines of dialogue and emote on command. Still it will be interesting to see if yet another rumor gets confirmed when we see her appear before the camera again. Hmm I wonder if this will be filmed in the Wasilla studio, or if Bristol has to leave her babies (However many there are!) in order to fly out of state? I know a VERY nice family that would be glad to watch at least one of them for her. Update: It looks like Bristol is not the only one getting ready for her close up . This will be Sarah’s first time on the show in anything other than a brief skit. I wonder if Leno has the guts to turn to her and ask “So, what about all of those babies?”

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Ron Paul wins CPAC straw poll. Sarah Palin comes in distant third.

I just saw on Fox (I have no idea why I had that station on my television) that Ron Paul has won the CPAC straw poll to determine who should be the GOP’s candidate in 2012. The results went as follow Ron Paul 31% Mitt Romney 22% Sarah Palin 7% There was a fourth candidate but I cannot remember who it was. (McCain? Huckabee?) Well anyhow I think we can safely say that, with only 7% of the vote, Sarah Palin is no longer the GOP wet dream. It looks like the majority of the Teabaggers are going to stay with the guy who brought them to the dance, Ron Paul. Their flirtation with Sarah Palin may have ended when she told them to grow up and pick a party. And poor Mitt, the guy has won three years in a row, but he is just too reasonable and boring for the Teabaggers. There are a lot of very intelligent people who like what Ron Paul has to say, but even they agree the guys has absolutely no shot in being elected president. Update: Thanks to krbmjb05 I now have the official results: Ron Paul – 31% Mitt Romney – 22% Sarah Palin – 7% Tim Pawlenty – 6% Mike Pence – 5% Newt Gingrich -4% Mike Huckabee – 4% Mitch Daniels – 2% Rick Santorum – 2% John Thune – 2% Haley Barbour – 1% Other – 5% Undecided – 6% 53% think we need a better field; 46% are fine with it.

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Ron Paul wins CPAC straw poll. Sarah Palin comes in distant third.