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Holly Madison Shows Us Her Good Side

I don’t want to question the brilliant corporate minds over at Planet Hollywood , there’s a reason they have one of their restaurants thriving in pretty much every major city worldwide, wait that was in the nineties and they’ve gone bankrupt twice since then, but if I’m going to have Playboy playmate Holly Madison give us a mold of a couple of her body parts… It’s certainly not going to be her damn hands. Two soft, beautiful, squeezable parts come to mind immediately. Now that’s how you get people to eat your crappy food. more pictures of Holly Madison here

Olivia Munn’s Fat Twitter Cleavage

Former nerd princess Olivia Munn is really trying hard to get people to watch the first episode of her crappy new sitcom, I can’t imagine it lasting anymore than the one, here she is backstage at Letterman getting her fat cleavage ready for the show. If she’s going to feature juicy front meat like this on every episode I know I’ll be watching. Anyhow, this is why I love the Twitter , half assed celebrities showing off their fat breasts. Good times.

Angelina Jolie’s Sexy Tired Cleavage

It looks as though Angelina Jolie’s age is starting to catch up to her, don’t get me wrong she’s still a hot piece of ass that I’d love to take a bath with, but she’s looking a little haggard. Maybe it’s all the traveling around for the dozens of The Tourist premieres she’s been doing lately, who knows, pretending to like this crappy movie must be wearing her down. Anyhow, I’d still throw her a hump. A classy hump, even though I still haven’t been able to get the image of her making out with Billy Bob Thornton out of my head. It’s been years and that image is still burned in my memory. Now I’m feeling a little ill.

Christina Aguilera See Through Top Pictures

I’m really shocked at just how quickly Christina Aguilera’s looks have gone downhill, her face is just gross, like a bitter old lady at a deli. Eww. It’s a good thing that for her fifteenth premiere of her crappy movie Burlesque she decided to at least wear a see through top so I have something other than her face to look at. It’s not exactly the greatest see through top, but I see enough to peek my interest… For now. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Comes Out

It looks as though Christina Aguilera is taking her clown show all over the world promoting her crappy Burlesque movie, here she is looking, well looking kinda bad the other night. She’s not exactly a natural beauty is she? No wonder she hides behind so much make up. Anyhow, it’s my job to look for the positive in every situation, sort of, so I’m going to go ahead and say that at least her boobs look pretty good. No need for make up on those girls. Enjoy.

Well That Was Quick: Malin Ackerman Replaces Lohan As Porno Queen Linda Lovelace

A man of his word , director Matthew Wilder announced on his Facebook page that Malin Ackerman would step in for the beleaguered and be-rehabbed Lindsay Lohan in his Linda Lovelace biopic, Inferno . You might recognize her from parts in Couples Retreat , 27 Dresses , or as Silk Spectre II in the Watchmen . Based solely on her very realistic hip-pumping in the Owlship love scene, I can only conclude that Ackerman is gonna do great as the star of Deep Throat .[ TheWrap ]

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Well That Was Quick: Malin Ackerman Replaces Lohan As Porno Queen Linda Lovelace

‘F*cking Trees, Man’: Mark Wahlberg Admits What A Horrible Movie The Happening Was

Most actors are loathe to talk about their crappy past movies. They usually elide around the subject, speaking in delicate, neutral tones. But in the press conference for his upcoming film The Fighter , Mark Wahlberg appropriately pulled no punches and confessed what we all already knew: The Happening was just a terrible movie.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – GoGo Dancers’ Got Booty

There’s nothing better than waking up in the morning and watching two hot chicks work their sweet money makers. After watching this, I think I could use a little nap. GoGo Dancers Got Booty Video More AmaTuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – GoGo Dancers’ Got Booty

Blake Lively Busts Out The Cleavage

I hate to say it, but I think I’m going to have to start watching Gossip Girl . I’m aware that that’s a ridiculous statement for a full grown adult male to make, but if Blake Lively is going to look this good on this crappy site wearing outfits like this that show off her amazing cleavage, just imagine how awesome she’ll look in high definition on my fifty inch plasma screen TV I’m going to have to buy for my Gossip Girl viewing parties. I can’t wait.

Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Hit The Town

Here are Audrina Patridge’s big fake boobs wrapped nicely in a sexy tight dress while out the other night. I’m pleased to see that her crappy show being off the air hasn’t stopped her from looking good and managing to get her boobs photographed for me. I bet she’s got spotters, people she’s paid off to find out where the paparazzi are so that she can show up dressed in a sexy outfit to maybe get her picture taken. It takes work to be famous for no reason.