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Chad knows he wanted to bust that white judge upside her head. Chad Johnson Released From Jail Chad is a sorry azz ninja. He may be getting released now, but five months later he'll be back behind bars for either writing bad checks to hookers or headbutting some random cum whore. According to TMZ Chad Johnson has just been released from jail in Florida for slapping his attorney on the azz last week — and get this … on his way out, he called his judge a “blessing in disguise” for throwing him back in the slammer. It’s pretty remarkable — Chad says he’s THANKFUL for the time he’s had in the pokey the last week, telling reporters, “I had a lot of time to reflect. A lot of time to think about where I’ve been, where I am now, and where I’m going.” But the craziest part … he says, “A lot of people have tried to get me to slow down in life. Coaches, my agent, my lawyer. And there was one person that was able to do it. And that was my judge Ms. McHugh.” He added, “Little does she know, I love her to death. Basically what she’s been is a blessing in disguise.” Which is crazy because practically everyone else on the planet felt like she overreacted big time. As for Chad’s first move out of jail, he says he’s beelining straight for McDonald’s — watch the video to hear his order. How many times have we heard of these attention slorin’ athletes going to jail and swearing their a changed man? If you believe that, we have a bridge to sell you. Wenn Continue reading →