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Playgirl Pimps Levi Johnston For All He’s Worth

Dying to see Levi Johnston in Playgirl, hockey stick and all? Then you better get ready to enter your credit card number. The magazine is milking this thing for all it’s worth, telling visitors they must JOIN NOW TO SEE LEVI JOHNSTON NUDE! Or, so we’ve heard

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Elizabeth Warren’s new model for Wall St.: ‘If you can’t explain it, you can’t sell it’

In Elizabeth Warren's world, credit card contracts would be so simple a teenager could read and understand them in four minutes.

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Elizabeth Warren’s new model for Wall St.: ‘If you can’t explain it, you can’t sell it’

Some Old Person Street Fight in the Ukraine of the Day

I just woke up because it is Halloweeen and the inner frat boy in me was looking for sluts all night, but no one was dressed up at the bar was at, it was filled with poor, old, lonely, depressing people and I was too lazy to make a move, so I ended up getting wasted enough to think the female cop who woke me up from the park I was passed out in at 4 am was just a college girl dressed like a dirty cop. She was nice enough to not arrest me and give me a lift home, and here I am today…. This video is of some old people battling in the Ukraine and it reminds me of what my body feels like right now…a serious fucking disaster and based on what I left int he toilet just 5 minutes ago , it’s like my intestines are dressing up for halloween too, as a rotting murder victim….

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Man offered credit card with 79.9% interest rate

Gordon Hageman couldn’t believe the credit card offer he got in the mail. “My first thought, it was a mistake,” Hageman said. The wine distributor called the number on the offer, gave them the offer code and verified his information.

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Courtney Love Battles American Express

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A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels the Credit Crunch

Stephanie Pratt ‘s wallet could use a little help. Elton John’s too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Engaged… On Set!

Bravo, OK! magazine. You’ve taken the art of the attention-grabbing supermarket tabloid headlines to new heights/depths. In its latest issue, this celebrity gossip rag boldly states that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged

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Dane’s Anatomy: McSteamy, His Wife and a Fallen Beauty Queen’s Naked Threesome

“How did these people end up here?” is the implied question of every sex tape. Especially with the druggy romp Eric Dane ( Grey’s Anatomy ‘s “Dr. McSteamy”) and his wife Rebecca Gayheart filmed with beauty-queen-turned-Hollywood-madam Kari Ann Peniche .

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Dane’s Anatomy: McSteamy, His Wife and a Fallen Beauty Queen’s Naked Threesome

Bethany Frankel and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

I have this thing about rich housewives that involves me trying to throw them off, just because I figure they think they have their perfect little lives all sorted out. They have the husband’s credit card, who is always at work trying to pay for their lavish lifestyle while getting to stay as far the fuck away from their obnoxious wife, they have the nanny to free up their time to shop, get their hair done and most importantly bang the hired help all while dressing like they are their 12 year old daughter, rockin’ eating disorders to stay fit and jackin’ their shit up at the plastic surgeon’s office before going to a Starbucks near me, forcing me to overhear the same conversation over and fucking over and over again about their vacation or their kids being the fuckin’ ultimate in the world, giving me no choice but to ask them politely where to get in contact with their plastic surgeon to pay him to botch their next fake lip job so that they lose the ability to fuckin’ talk, suck dick and pretty much leave their fuckin’ house to annoy me cuz this high maintenance shit is the fuckin’ devil, before asking how much they charge to let me touch their circus freak plastic vagina like shit was at the petting zoo because the only way to get the devil out of a cunt like is thru the plastic surgeon modified pussy.

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Ruth Madoff’s Financial Life Comes Full Circle

The trustee for Bernie Madoff’s victims filed a $45 million suit against Ruth Madoff last week. He hasn’t succeeded in getting any money yet, but he has succeeded in further humiliating Ruth Madoff! She is basically a grounded teenager now. See, the trustee was like, “Hey she has $2.5 mil, she lived the high life on all this stolen money, she needs to pay back the victims.” And then Ruth was like “Me?

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Ruth Madoff’s Financial Life Comes Full Circle