Drunk Guy of the Day Dad Abandons Baby in a Parking Lot Dude Getting Covered in Cinnamon Catches on Fire Kid Gets Taken Out by a Bottle Dude Chooses a Weird Place to Pee Man Performs Citizen Arrest Failed Criminal of the Day The post Just a Woman Breast Feeding a Dog and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Last week, Amber Portwood discussed her upcoming wedding in a candid interview with People magazine. In a surprising move, she revealed that she would be inviting all of her Teen Mom co-stars to the ceremony. It was an unexpected announcement, as the last time Amber and Farrah Abraham were under the same roof, they had to be physically restrained from attacking one another. Needless to say, it was widely expected that Farrah’s name would be left off the guest list. But hey, maybe Amber saw this as a chance to bury the hatchet and be the bigger person. Unfortunately, she’s dealing with Farrah Abraham, a person who will always take the opportunity to unearth the hatchet and re-bury it between your shoulder blades. First, Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran, slammed Amber’s invitation (likely working under orders from Farrah), tweeting that the attending the wedding would be akin to going to a circus. (Not the most blistering burn, but insult comedy has never been Simon’s strong suit.) Now, Farrah is going in on Amber herself, and she’s really showing Simon how it’s done: “They lie and they need to stop using me to get attention for their wedding and book,” Abraham said of Amber and her fiance , Matt Baier, during a recent interview with Radar Online. “I want nothing to do with their criminal behavior or lying evil groups of people they associate with.” As if her feelings weren’t already perfectly clear, Farrah added: “I’m happy both the scam artists can be a happily married criminal couple!” It’s unclear exactly what sort of criminal behavior Farrah believes the Portwoods are involved in. She might be referring to Baier’s child support issues and status as one of the nation’s top deadbeat dads. Or maybe she’s just decided to brand these two criminals because she likes the way it sounds, sort of like how Trump likes doling out catchy nicknames like Lyin’ Ted or Crooked Hillary. We may never know for sure. Farrah’s a complicated woman. And by “complicated,” we mean that she’s almost certainly clinically insane. Whatever the case, this will teach Amber that you really can’t make nice with crazy. Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself of just how bonkers Farrah really is.
TWD Actor Steve “Glenn” Yeun And Wife Give Birth To Baby Boy The Walking Dead fans probably still miss Glenn , and he probably misses the show, but just know that he’s living a pretty good life. The recently married actor, Steven Yeun, and his wife Joana, just brought home their very first child! According to EOnline , Yeun’s son came into the world last week on March 17th. The couple was married in front of family, friends and many of The Walking Dead’s cast including Norman Reedus (Daryl), Andrew Lincoln (Rick), Melissa McBride (Carol), Sarah Wayne Callies (Lori), Chandler Riggs (Carl), Emma Bell (Amy) and Alanna Masterson (Tara). Congrats! Image via Instagram
Suge Knight Hospitalized For Blood Clots As you probably know by now, Suge Knight has been having a rough go of it for the last couple years while he’s been in prison. Plagued by multiple health issues and even rumored blindness while facing the judge off and on in the criminal death of his former friend . Now the former Death Row exec is back in the hospital for a chronic condition that has been plaguing him for 2 years. According to TMZ , Suge has been taken to USC Medical Center for treatement for his blood clots. Apparently, Suge’s been in solitary confinement and has frequently complained that the conditions are having a negative effect on his health. He’s been in and out of the hospital several times while his trial has dragged on over the last two years. He’s in stable condition at the moment…but seeing as how he’ll likely be headed right back to solitary once he’s out of the doctors’ care, who knows how long his healthy streak will last?. Splash
California Criminal Get Caught After Snapchatting With His Victim Despite the fact that taking flicks doing illegal isht is incredibly stupid, people still seem to make the mistake. Unfortunately for this guy, this stupidity might’ve cost him a hefty jail stint. Recently, NBC reported that this man, Victor Almanza-Martinez, was one of four suspects in an armed robbery at Lovers Point Park in Northern California. Leave it to a real social media addict to exchange snapchat info with one of the female victims, after robbing them of their belongings including a 2013 Chrysler 200. Talk about thirsty! It wasn’t long after that were able to identify the robber via snapchat ID and he is now facing charges for armed robbery, kidnapping, possession of stolen property, conspiracy, violation of probation and gang enhancements. Ol’ boy’s bail is set at a whopping $170,000. What the hell is the world coming too?
Akporode Uwedjojevwe Rearrested For Assaulting Prisoner; Accused Pimp Already Jailed On Sex Trafficking Charges The alleged pimp at the center of the Zola Twitter tale has been accused of pummeling a fellow jailbird while locked up on sex trafficking charges. Akporode Uwedjojevwe is facing a felony charge of “battery by a prisoner” after allegedly attacking another inmate in the Washoe County Jail in Reno, Nv. In her story, Zola, whose Twitter tale of a road trip gone wrong went viral last week, refers to a pimp named “Z” who lured them into stripping and prostitution. Z , later ID’d as Uwedjojevwe, was arrested on felony sex trafficking charges about a month after Zola said they went their separate ways. Uwedjojevwe had remained locked up ever since, and his trial was set to begin early next year. But in July, the 35-year-old beat the crap out of an inmate named Stephan Adams, 21, according to his criminal complaint. Adams is awaiting trial on burglary and gun possession. Uwedjojevwe is due back in court next week for a hearing on the alleged beatdown.
Retired Cop Flashes Subway Passenger And Wields Gun Some nasty bastard former cop decided to pleasure himself to the sight of some poor woman while waiting on the N/R train…then pulled out his other weapon when a bystander tried to catch him on camera to file a complaint. Via NYDN : A retired detective who allegedly exposed himself to a woman in a Midtown subway station and then waved a gun at a man who tried to snap his picture told investigators he was urinating during the incident, court papers show. Steven Esposito, 56, of Staten Island, was arraigned Wednesday on charges of menacing and public lewdness. He was released without bail. A 38-year-old woman said she saw Esposito fondling himself while staring at her and smiling at the 59 St. N/R station late Monday, the criminal complaint said. A man on the platform tried to take a picture, but Esposito took out his gun and told him to mind his own business. He’s due back in court on Dec. 1. SMH. The NYPD sure has some winners in its ranks, huh?
Vanessa Hudgens is really into her upper thigh…and so are you..because ever since High School musical you were stoked she wasn’t Ashley Tisdale…or maybe, if you’re like me…you like her because her legal team came after me becuase I posted nude pics that she leaked and they pretended she was 17 and that I was the criminal “Take it down or we’ll get you arrested for being a sex offender”…even though she was 19…and the one who produced and leaked the pics…even though it wasn’t properly planned because she had 5 o’clock shadow…the kind of monkey who needs to wax daily…she’s just that kind of weird immigrant…from what I assume is a jungle somewhere… Either way, she’s not naked, not as fat as she’s been and into her leg…and so are you.. TO SEE THE REST OF Vanessa Hudgens Thigh CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens THIGH of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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