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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Texas Law Mandates $5 “Pole Tax” On Strip Club Visitors!!

It’s not just the hoes that are gettin’ rained on in this case… The Texas law that imposes a $5-per-customer fee on nude dancing establishments does not violate free speech rights, the Texas Supreme Court ruled today. The unanimous ruling validates the so-called “pole tax,” created by the Legislature in 2007 but found to be unconstitutional by the 3rd Court of Appeals. “We think a $5 fee presents no greater burden on nude dancing,” Justice Nathan Hecht wrote for the court. “The fee is not a tax on unpopular speech but a restriction on combining nude dancing, which unquestionably has secondary effects, with the aggravating influence of alcohol consumption.” The ruling overturns the 3rd Court’s opinion that the $5 fee was improperly based on the content of protected speech because it singled out nude dancing. The opinion returns the case to Travis County District Court to address claims that the fee also violates the Texas Constitution. $5 per customer can add up to a nice lil piece of change just to see something strange. We’re sure some strip clubs will just add that fin to the admission price to get in the club. No bueno mane… Source

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Texas Law Mandates $5 “Pole Tax” On Strip Club Visitors!!

Rush Limbaugh Says “A Jealous Black Journalist” Messed Up Al Sharpton’s Teleprompter And Permed Up Al Strikes Back! [Video]

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Rush Limbaugh Says “A Jealous Black Journalist” Messed Up Al Sharpton’s Teleprompter And Permed Up Al Strikes Back! [Video]

Jumpoff Puts Cee-Lo On Blast Over “Weird Sex” And “Constantly Gobbling Lamb Chops, Cheeseburgers And Fried Chicken”

He’s a very freaky boy! At least that’s what Taylor Jackson, a 25-year-old dancer has been telling the National Enquirer about one of our favorite singers, Cee-Lo Green. “I was in love with Cee Lo and I would have done anything for him. I met him through Twitter, and I realized later that’s how he meets all his girlfriends. As for the romance, “it was great in the beginning, but it got to be too much very quickly,” Taylor claims. “Cee Lo loved to drink Patron tequila and take the drug Ectasy. He’d get so wasted that he’d get physically ill. One time he threw up all over hiself, the bed and the nightstand. It was nasty, but I cleaned up the bedroom mess — and him too!” When he got high…[he] wanted weird sex, she said. “Cee Lo also asked me to have group sex with him and other girls a number of times, but I always said no,” Taylor claimed. And according to Taylor, the 5-foot-7, 217-pound singer’s appetite for food was even bigger than his sex drive. “Cee Lo would devour whatever you put in front of him,” she noted. “He was constantly gobbling lamb chops, cheeseburgers and fried chicken.” First of all — anybody with eyes can see that Cee-Lo is a freak. He’s a short fat black man that dresses up in peacock costumes. What did Taylor “The Dancer” think she was signing up for??? Who is this broad? Let that man live. Folks can’t even get high and eat what they want anymore without some thirsty ho trying to put them on blast. SMH. But really Cee-Lo calling “Earl” all over everything is not the business. Maybe it’s time to cut back on some of the excess. Source

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Metta World Was Flashing His “Peace” To Broads Who Are Not His Wife

Another day, another married NBA player being put on blizzast! Metta World Peace, the baller formerly known as Ron Artest is the subject of the latest athlete sexting scandal. We don’t have all the details yet, but Deadspin, the same site that broke the news about Brett Favre flashing his weiner to that hot chick, posted this story today, with the promise of more to cum come on Monday, titled Stay Tuned On Monday For A Strange Tale Of Sexting With Ron Artest : I called Ron Artest shortly after two this afternoon, for the second time. I wanted to talk about dong shots, and a story we’re running Monday about a girl with whom he had a sexy-texting relationship. She wrote for us about the bizarre comedy of texting with Ron Artest. She didn’t ask us for money, nor did she ask Ron for pictures of his d*ck. But hey, we wanted to hear his side of the story. He picked up, and, after I identified myself, he denied that Ron Artest was speaking, even though I recognized his voice from the day before. To make matters worse, Artest gave himself away with a series of tweets this afternoon. Read them on the next page.

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Metta World Was Flashing His “Peace” To Broads Who Are Not His Wife

For Discussion: New Sex Study Suggests Men Want To Cuddle While Women Value That Chop Action

Good news ladies — a recent sex study of long-term relationships found that men who get lots of cuddle action and affectionate touching are happier! Time to get your spoon on! But here’s the irony, while the men in the study valued cuddling, the women put more value on their sexual satisfaction! Researchers from the Kinsey Institute in Bloomington, Ind. surveyed 1,009 heterosexual middle-aged and older couples in long-term relationships from five different countries, and found some surprising results, reports TIME. Men who reported frequently kissing or cuddling with their partners were on average three times as happy with their relationships as men who reported limited interaction. Perhaps more surprising, the study found it was sexual satisfaction that was more important to women in long-term relationships. And it also found that for women, sex got better over time — they reported significantly more sexual satisfaction after being with their partner for 15 years. “This study makes it clear our assumptions aren’t always borne out by research,” Jennifer Bass, director of communications at The Kinsey Institute told ABC News. Psychologists who were not involved in the research were intrigued by the study’s findings that men need touch and affection to be happy in relationships. Aline Zoldbrod, a psychologist in Lexington, Mass., told ABC News that touch in general is very important and, “touch from a person you love and trust is a major emotional resource and a way that people can regulate their emotions when they are upset. Couples who use touch to comfort, to compliment, and yes, to seduce and arouse, are bound to be happier.” In a press release, the study’s lead author and Director of the Kinsey Institute for Research In Sex, Gender and Reproduction, Julia Heinman noted that while we constantly hear about studies on divorce, research on lasting relationships is also important. We already know from other research that being happy in a long-term relationship has some health benefit. “Perhaps we can learn more about what makes relationships both sustainable and happy,” she said. Women in long-term relationships may become more satisfied over time because expectations change once the children are grown, said Heinman. And “those who weren’t so happy sexually might not be married so long.” The study also found that both Japanese men and women were significantly happier in their relationships than Americans, but Brazilians and the Spanish were less happy than American couples. This makes sense considering that, according to Heinman, while more than 50 percent of couples in the U.S. don’t stay in their first marriage, that number increases to about 90 percent in Spain. This study is important, co-author Michael Sand, a clinical sexologist at Boehringer-Ingelheim Pharmaceuticals, told MSNBC, because it shows that people can be in long-term relationships and still enjoy “healthy, vibrant sexuality.” This is promising news… Now go love up on your boos y’all! Source

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For Discussion: New Sex Study Suggests Men Want To Cuddle While Women Value That Chop Action

For Discussion: New Sex Study Suggests Men Want To Cuddle While Women Value That Chop Action

Good news ladies — a recent sex study of long-term relationships found that men who get lots of cuddle action and affectionate touching are happier! Time to get your spoon on! But here’s the irony, while the men in the study valued cuddling, the women put more value on their sexual satisfaction! Researchers from the Kinsey Institute in Bloomington, Ind. surveyed 1,009 heterosexual middle-aged and older couples in long-term relationships from five different countries, and found some surprising results, reports TIME. Men who reported frequently kissing or cuddling with their partners were on average three times as happy with their relationships as men who reported limited interaction. Perhaps more surprising, the study found it was sexual satisfaction that was more important to women in long-term relationships. And it also found that for women, sex got better over time — they reported significantly more sexual satisfaction after being with their partner for 15 years. “This study makes it clear our assumptions aren’t always borne out by research,” Jennifer Bass, director of communications at The Kinsey Institute told ABC News. Psychologists who were not involved in the research were intrigued by the study’s findings that men need touch and affection to be happy in relationships. Aline Zoldbrod, a psychologist in Lexington, Mass., told ABC News that touch in general is very important and, “touch from a person you love and trust is a major emotional resource and a way that people can regulate their emotions when they are upset. Couples who use touch to comfort, to compliment, and yes, to seduce and arouse, are bound to be happier.” In a press release, the study’s lead author and Director of the Kinsey Institute for Research In Sex, Gender and Reproduction, Julia Heinman noted that while we constantly hear about studies on divorce, research on lasting relationships is also important. We already know from other research that being happy in a long-term relationship has some health benefit. “Perhaps we can learn more about what makes relationships both sustainable and happy,” she said. Women in long-term relationships may become more satisfied over time because expectations change once the children are grown, said Heinman. And “those who weren’t so happy sexually might not be married so long.” The study also found that both Japanese men and women were significantly happier in their relationships than Americans, but Brazilians and the Spanish were less happy than American couples. This makes sense considering that, according to Heinman, while more than 50 percent of couples in the U.S. don’t stay in their first marriage, that number increases to about 90 percent in Spain. This study is important, co-author Michael Sand, a clinical sexologist at Boehringer-Ingelheim Pharmaceuticals, told MSNBC, because it shows that people can be in long-term relationships and still enjoy “healthy, vibrant sexuality.” This is promising news… Now go love up on your boos y’all! Source

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Jill Scott Says You Can’t Smash Her THICKALICIOUS Cakes Until After The 5th Date

Ms.Scott recently spoke on her rules for any of you fellas planning on taking a long walk with her after dark in her park… Now the minimum is until the fifth date. The whole celibacy thing, you could throw that out the window. That’s over. But I don’t have physical intimacy until at least the fifth date. So I can get to know who I’m dealing with and they can get to know me. And with my schedule, five dates can take three or four months! It just gives me a chance to get to know the person. So we talk on the phone pretty much every day or maybe we Skype or have a date and we have fun. I’m getting to know someone so I know if they’re crazy or not. I just don’t want to waste my time. I’m just trying to look at the mistakes that I made. I got so caught up in the flesh and I’m not even allowing someone to get to know the best parts of me. I’m a single girl in the world, but if I don’t have some standards then I can be making the same mistakes that I made in the past. I do want love. Genuine love. And sometimes sex can get in the way Preach it Jill! Nothing wrong with waiting on knocking the boots. Riiiight? SOURCE

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It Ain’t Even Like That: 10 Major Misconceptions And Myths About Sex

Ever since most of us were in elementary school we’ve heard one rumor after another about sex. Who does it the best, how not to get pregnant, what people have more of it, etc. Well we here at Bossip are here to dispel all the rumors and make it crystal clear who’s real, and what’s not…word to Swizzy Flip through the following and get a dose of the real…

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It Ain’t Even Like That: 10 Major Misconceptions And Myths About Sex

10 Affordable Cities To Start Your Business In

Low overhead, high value, make a perfect combination.

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New Couple? 50 Cent Snapping Flicks Of His Flavor Of The Moment Flossin’ Her Cakes In A ‘Kini On Mexican Beach

50 Cent was spotted on a Mexican beach taking pictures of this lady, and her many blessings… She wasn’t wearing a nametag or anything so we can’t be sure, but we thought she looked like “Pirates Of The Caribbean” mermaid and “Smooth” magazine model Daphne Joy to us. Here is Daphne’s pic: 50 looks like he hasn’t had a haircut in a month of Sundays, but perhaps he is playing Kunta Kente in a new version of “Roots” or something… Click here for the rest of the Mexican Cake Shoot

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