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Elisha Cuthbert Is Marilyn Monroe

Here are a few shots of super hottie Elisha Cuthbert showing off her sexy little cleavage in a Marilyn Monroe costume in an episode of Happy Endings . I like it, but if you actually watched the show, the premise is that she gets mistaken for a drag queen… Are you frickin’ kidding me? Whoever thought that it was a plausible script idea that this hottie would ever be confused for a dude is out of their mind and needs to be fired. I bet it was a fat chick who’s mad that Elisha ate the last danish from the studio break room or something petty like that. Nice try. more pictures of Elisha Cuthbert here

Anna Kournikova’s Backhand Needs Work

As far as Anna Kournikova pictures go, these are pretty terrible. Not only is she covering up all the good parts of her tight little former tennis hottie body, but pictures playing ping pong? Come on. I’m guessing that, like her tennis career, she didn’t win…. Unless she paired up with someone who carried her to victory.

Naya Rivera Gets Hot In Her Undies For FHM

For those of you out there who’s girlfriends keep your testicles in their purse and are forced to watch things like Property Virgins and Toddlers & Tiaras , you’ll probably recognize this chick from Glee , Naya Rivera , on the cover of FHM magazine. I’ve never seen the show, but this chick is smoking hot. What the hell? She just snuck up on me. If I thought that they’d show her walking around looking this hot on the show I might consider watching. She’s hot and she’s in her undies. Amaze.

Eliza Doolittle’s Sweet Hipster Sideboob

I honestly still don’t know what it is this Eliza Doolittle chick does or what makes her famous, but she always seems to wear stupid looking tight little outfits so I’m not too concerned by it. Here she is braless in a loose fitting hipster top giving us a pretty decent look at her impressive hipster sideboob. Well played lady, well played.      

Elisha Cuthbert Works It

The Girl Next Door’s hotness is definitely back! Here’s Elisha Cuthbert making an ugly dress look damn sexy. On any other girl, that outfit would probably make me lose my lunch but because of Elisha’s delicious front meat, it’s settling my stomach.

Elisha Cuthbert’s Lame See Through Top

Elisha Cuthbert was doing so well with her hotness, she got on that new show that may or may not already be cancelled, she did that sexy Complex magazine photoshoot, things were looking up. And now she’s gone back to the same old blah. Don’t get me wrong, she’s pretty, but I’ve seen high-school grads wearing sexier dresses than this. I think she’s given up, next are some comfortable stretch pants and thirty pound weight gain. Ugh.

Kristin Cavallari Flashes Her Gorgeous….. Ring

Now that reality TV personality, I almost said star but stopped myself, Kristin Cavallari is engaged she’s joined a pretty elite list of hotties that I will never have sex with…. Ever. I’ve heard that some women actually get engaged just to get on that list. That’s how exclusive it is…. Wait, this is making me look bad isn’t it? Anyhow, here she is showing off her fancy ass engagement ring. Whooptidoo!

Eliza Doolittle Needs To Work On Her Look

I still don’t know anything about this Eliza Doolittle chick, I keep meaning to look her up, but something more important ALWAYS seems to come up. Like figuring out a way to cut that one thick white nose hair that’s been driving me crazy. Just die already! Anyhow, here she is at some event last night wearing a silly outfit making her look like one of those chicks Max Hardcore would do disgusting things to on the internet. Look it up… If you dare.

Simona Starkute Picture Moment

Danica Thrall Picture Moment