See, this is why I love Miley Cyrus so much. I mean, sure, I know some people are going to look at these and say that going out partying in Miami wearing nothing but a set of pasties and short shorts is scandalous or “too much” or whatever. And actually, you know what, I think I kind of agree. Maybe this is a bit too much. Because I think these pictures could be a lot better without the pasties. Just something to think about for next time, Miley. For now though, enjoy. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Miley Cyrus attended an art-themed party in Miami, Florida last night with Patrick Schwarzenegger . It was hosted by V magazine, Tommy Hilfiger and art dealer Jeffrey Deitch and… oh, right: the artist donned this outfit for the occasion: Miley Cyrus: Topless in Miami! 1. Miley Cyrus in Pasties Miley Cyrus attended a party in Miami dressed like this. We’re not kidding. We really wish we were kidding. Insiders confirm to E! News that Miley performed at the event topless, with her boobs covered by the disco ball nipple pasties pictured above. She also donned a matching tinsel wig, sheer silver tights and a tiny thong worn on the OUTSIDE of her hosiery during the performance. Because of course she did. We’re accustomed to seeing Miley Cyrus topless on Instagram , of course. And bottomless, too, at times . But even Kim Kardashian might be hesitant to wear this sort of outfit (can we even call it an “outfit?”) out in public. Following the aforementioned event, Miley and Patrick went Dream nightclub for two hours before moving their party to Eleven Nightclub. They met up there with some of Patrick’s friends, who we’re guessing fully approve of their pal’s new lover. Cyrus finally ended her evening by snapping a selfie in which she’s wearing a black mesh top and sticking her tongue out, writing as a caption: “You know the nights been a good one when you stole a shirt from a stripper.” So, really, just your average day in the life of Miley Cyrus.
A couple weeks ago, Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger were caught kissing on camera on the sidelines of a college football game. But if that was the couple’s way of going public, we have to now wonder: What does it mean to be caught licking each other inside a photo booth?!? The singer and the actor’s son attended the birthday party of tattoo artist Dakota Gomez last night. It was held at The Hudson bar in West Hollywood and Gomez posted a snapshot on Instagram of various photo booth participants from the evening. Look closely and you’ll see Miley and Patrick playfully groping each other while squeezing into the tight space with their pals: “To all of you that surprised me last night and came out to celebrate my birthday thankyou,” Gomez wrote as a caption. “Great friends, good food and even better drinks (thankyou @jessebrooke @kevmarciano ) made it a night I will never forget!” Cyrus and Schwarzenegger are clearly going very strong. Over the weekend, they came together to celebrate Miley’s 22nd birthday , which was held by good friend Jeff Beacher at the new Beachers Madhouse, also in West Hollywood. Onlookers say the twosome enjoyed plenty of PDA for this occasion as well. “Miley and Patrick were spotted hugging, kissing and dancing together,” a witness tells E! News. “Miley was in her own world with Patrick. She was all over him.” Despite this relationship heating up, however, do not believe everything you read: Miley Cyrus is not pregnant . Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.
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There’s gonna be a party in the USA tonight, people. Because Miley Cyrus has a birthday to celebrate! The superstar is now 22 years old. And while we assume Miley is spending the occasion by continuing to troll Kim Kardashian , we’re gonna honor the artist by looking back over some of her more memorable moments. Like the time she took most of her clothes off for German Vogue: Miley Cyrus German Vogue Photos 1. Miley Cyrus: Topless for German Vogue Miley Cyrus has gone topless once again. She covers up her snack trays in this photo from German Vogue. Or the time(s) she went topless on magazines covers, album covers or random Tuesday afternoons: 19 Miley Cyrus Topless Pics That We Can Never Unsee 1. Miley Cyrus “Adore You” Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover. Or the many, many Instagram photos we can’t get out of our head: Miley Cyrus in London: Crazy Concert Pictures! 1. Miley Cyrus on a Hot Dog Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because… of course she is. Especially the crazy weird ones: Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus in a Food Bikini Miley Cyrus isn’t just wearing any old bikini in this photo. She’s wearing a bikini that is covered in chicken and waffles. We don’t know why. And who could forget Miley’s crotch. Not Liam Hemsworth , we bet, and not anyone who views these photos: 11 Miley Cyrus Crotch Shots 1. Miley Cyrus Crotch Close-Up Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now. And then, of course, no one will ever forget the performance that truly made us realize Hanna Montana is dead and gone: Miley Cyrus 2013 VMA Performance: Photos and GIFs! 1. Attack of the Foam Finger! Our lives were never the same after seeing Miley Cyrus do this at the 2013 Video Music Awards. Finally, and most recently, the birthday girl scarred out eyes forever by editing a photo of herself as a baby on to various shots of her herself writhing around on stage. It was, and it remains, very disturbing: Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes 1. Miley Crotch Grab No, Miley Cyrus. Just… no. Why did you make us look at this? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MILEY CYRUS!!!
For all the talk of True Tori (and Tori Spelling’s whole life) being scripted, there were plenty of undeniably real moments last night, for better or worse. True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending her plunging into an existential crisis and a state of instant self-loathing Permalink: Not So Hot Potato Added: November 05, 2014 1. Not So Hot Potato “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending… While she absolutely milks her personal problems for money and fame, there’s simply no faking some of the specifics we saw on True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 . It was the kind of slow-moving TV train wreck that just kept getting more ridiculous, and more uncomfortable to watch, with each passing moment. You couldn’t script anything that bad if you tried. And we’re sure she would. But perhaps therein lies the genius of the show. She’s trying SO hard to make dramatic, must-see TV that even the byproduct of her failure is pretty epic. For example, if you can bring yourself to watch True Tori online , you’ll see: Tori argue with Dean McDermott over a baked potato, then turn it into a referendum on how he treats her as a person, in the span of 10 seconds. Tori vent about about those men with cameras … to a cameraman. Tori relentlessly hype up a long-awaited, very much unnecessary reunion with ex-husband Charlie Shanian , only to have him refuse to be filmed. Tori’s kid ask if mom and dad can take turns driving her to cheer. The young one is clearly a pro’s pro when it comes to reading cue cards. Watch True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Online How can the painful paid possibly top this come next week on Lifetime? We have no idea honestly, but when it comes to Tori Spelling’s ability to give herself nervous breakdowns for the sake of ratings, we put nothing past her. Seriously. If no drama presents itself, she’ll come up with some.
Miley Cyrus has a weird thing about getting naked and Photoshopping random crap onto her boobs. First Miley sunbathed topless with aliens on her nipples, now she’s presented us with what might be the least arousing nude pic in the history of photography: Yup, that’s something you can’t unsee. If the fake hillbilly teeth weren’t enough to turn you off, there’s also the cartoon fried chicken to conjure the feeling of greasy skin and the smell of the Colonel’s secret recipe. Miley’s Instagram has always been a weird place, but the singer/uber-stoned performance artist has really A-game on terms of bizarre topless selfies lately. Take the daisy and disco titties pics from last week. Is she trying to confuse penises all over the world? Because if so, she’s doing a bang-up job. Normally we’re in favor of all types of nudity, but lately, Miley’s has felt like something from a Ren & Stimpy cartoon that never made it to air because it was more terrifying than funny. Reportedly, Miley’s dating Patrick Schwarzenegger now, so maybe she’ll cool it with the weird nakedness now that she’s connected to a high-powered political family. Then again, no one’s more allergic to shirts that Arnold. Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.
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