Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’s trans brother….less memorable than other Noahs, like Noah’s Ark, and Noah Wiley from ER Fame…but still young and trying to pave the way for ITSELF..using the same tactics Miley Tit…showing her post op / pre op tits with some nipple like she was a girl because she identifies as a girl and knows this is how girls, including her sister, who had the famous dad and Disney hit under her belt, but who only really mattered when the tits came out, and when she basically inspired a generation of young easy to influence girls into getting naked, because the majority of people have limited mental capacity and can only Monkey – See – Monkey – Do shit….because it’s easier to be a follower than a leader… I don’t know if that’s her hard nipple, but it could be, should be, probably is…and that is all there is to that… This past weekend, I saw at least 3 Trans people, boys girls or girl boys, it’s a legitimate thing that is actually happening enough for someone like me, who never leaves the house, to see three times in two days…. It’s like the new hippie, and if you’re not into trannies, and hate hippies, far less fun. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Scary Face Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Miley Cyrus once sang that it was all about The Climb. However, according to a sad new report, she and Liam Hemsworth are on a descent. Miley Cyrus once asked Who Owns My Heart? And now, for the first time in ages, the answer isn’t clear. Miley Cyrus once rode a wrecking ball while being totally naked. And now her romance is allegedly wrecked while many men with balls likely prepare to woo her and hope she gets naked with them soon. Which is all a roundabout way of saying that Cyrus has supposedly split from her long-time fiance. The last we had heard about these stars, they had actually gotten married in a secret ceremony . But an anonymous insider says the exact opposite to Radar Online, alleging that there’s actually been tension between the singer and the actor for a long time now. And said tension has finally boiled over. “They’ve been hanging by a thread for months,” this source tells this website. “Now they’re as good as broken up and there will be no wedding.” It’s unclear exactly what has caused these celebrities to go their separate ways. Liam and Miley have been famously tight-lipped about their romance for years, making it difficult to discern crazy rumors about them from accurate reports. In this case, Radar writes that Miley has left the Malibu home she was sharing with Liam and that she’s no longer wearing an engagement ring. “Miley’s been spending a lot more time at her parents’ house,” says a source. “She needs time to herself.” Cyrus and Hemsworth have been engaged for what feels like a decade. They met way back in 2009 on the set of the movie The Last Song and then dated for a couple years. But then they broke up, like a million times, only to get together in early 2016. They’ve quietly been going strong ever since, only occasionally showing affection for each other in public , but also avoiding any sort of scandal or controversy. So… what the heck has gone wrong? Why is the relationship now over? Radar claims that Cyrus has grown tired of wedding planning and years for more independence. “She’s accomplished a lot in her life, but there’s still a lot she wants to do – and Miley doesn’t want to have to answer to anybody, least of all a husband,” this insider sort of hilariously says. Yes, Miley has been known to march to the beat of her own proverbial drum. But it’s been pretty clear for a very long time that Hemsworth is cool with that. What else may have therefore driven the pair apart? Liam’s desire to settle down and have a family, Radar finally claims. “Liam’s over it,” a source concludes. “He wants kids and doesn’t want to keep putting it off… “It’s ultimatum time for Liam. And pals aren’t betting on Miley making the commitment he wants!”
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are one of Hollywood’s youngest couples, despite having been engaged for what feels like a thousand years. Though the world has seen Miley’s racy Valentine’s messages to Liam , they’ve been known to keep the public in the dark when it comes to their relationship. But a new report says that Miley and Liam have finally, finally gotten married. An insider tells Life & Style that Miley and Liam finally got married. The report claims that, after so many years of being on-again, off-again engaged, “they’ve actually done the deed!” By which they mean that Miley and Liam have tied the knot. Even the source acknowledges that there have been multiple false alarms regarding these two and their nuptials, saying: “for real this time!” Hey, plenty of celebrity couples have premature wedding announcements in tabloids. Few have as many as Miley and Liam. Anyway, this report also contains some details. “Miley and Liam recently had a secret wedding,” the insider says. The source goes on to report that the location was “at her Malibu mansion.” In fact, apparently the at-home wedding was so down-to-earth and relaxed that they were almost able to keep it under wraps. “Neighbors had no clue it was a wedding,” the insider gloats. The report goes on to offer descriptions of how chill the entire affair was. “Kids were running around everywhere,” the source describes. “It was a hippie-style wedding.” Well, we would expect nothing less. As for Miley’s outfit, the insider says that “she wore a white, flowey dress.” That sounds so beautiful. The event was casual to the extreme. The insider goes on to say: “and all her animals were roaming around, it was crazy!” It sounds like it. “The food,” the source says. “Was vegetarian and organic.” We remember that Miley quit weed because she feared she would die , which is very silly, but clearly she still retains her passion for other plants. Well, nobody goes to weddings for the food. The insider describes the ceremony. Miley’s parents, Billy Ray and Trish, were both reportedly there. So were her four siblings. So was Liam’s family, including brother’s Liam Hemsworth and Luke Hemsworth. Miley apparently sang “Islands In The Stream,” her godmother Dolly Parton’s song. Her friend Wayne Cone of The Flaming Lips is also said to have performed. As for Miley and Liam’s vows, the insider says: “They expressed their love, how they’re each other’s best friend and want to grow old together.” Cute. “There wasn’t a dry eye in the house,” the source reports. As for the couple’s alleged plans now that they are reportedly married, the insider says that they have something in mind. “It’s been Miley’s dream,” the source says. “To have a baby.” Don’t start knitting baby blankets for the wee baby Miliam just yet, however. We have to note that there’s no confirmation of any of this. We would love to hear that this couple has reached this milestone in their engagement and in their relationship, but we’ve heard so many reports about these two tying the knot. We’re a little leery until we get confirmation that these two really have joined in happily wedded bliss. It’s okay with us if they take their time. View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!
It’s summer so what better way to celebrate summer than with Lauren Summer nude.. It’s some SOLSTICE shit…officially SUMMER tomorrow….so let’s look at someone who’s name is SUMMER as the natural tie in to celebrating summer and by look at someone, I mean look at her vagina lips…that are clearly lacking bush…which to me is tragic because BUSH is everything… I am a huge bush ambassador..I lobby for that shit like it was my political agenda…like I was trying to get laws passed for my evil corporation polluting and killing by bribing politicians….but all pussy is good pussy even gross pussy and bald pussy. We don’t discriminate….
Lucy Hale must have a massive vagina – because she consistently has cameltoes..LIKE HERE …which I guess is the only Cameltoe post I’ve done on her and I didn’t even bother clicking it to see how much of a cameltoe it was because it doesn’t matter…what matters is that the pants are tight enough to get jacked up inside a set of puffy vagina lips to showcase the definition of the vagina in a way that I can imagine seeing the vagina bare naked…in what was far less hot when I was in High School and the obese lunch lady had cameltoes after knowing she had 4-5 kids….that cameltoe was not hot and made for eating the cafeteria lasanga a fucking struggle.. While this pussy, lippy or herped or not…is not all that hot…but still a vagina on a famous chick who has pervert fans that like her so I bring it.
We have seen Miley’s vagina a bunch of times, naked, with bush, with clit out, pretty much from every angle, because Mile’s marketing campaign involved her being naked or half naked and wild, in this porn generation…. Sure, I think everything is way too saturated, played out and overexposed but you know what, Miley did it right, she inspired a generation to be naked, to feel okay naked, and to post naked pics to social media, which is like a dream to someone like me who wanted to see this happen a decade or more ago, and who finally got what I wanted today…because the right influencers did the right thing to influence the masses to get naked…like a bunch of fucking hippies I get to see naked.. So Miley in bike shorts, isn’t Miley’s vagina, but it’s a reminder of that vagina, as the shorts are jacked in her rich, entitled suburban twat…and I like it….knowing she’s a candy-coated Disney fake…that using INFLUENCING right…
How about some Miley Cyrus doing fitness looking pretty fucking dumpy but doing fitness nevertheless in her leggings and sports bra….celebrating the feminist she is by trying to maintain some level of social norms or body norms because she doesn’t want to be fat as girls will tell you fat is disgusting and even fat chicks hate themselves for it no matter how much they get paid to pretend they like it….no one wants to be fat… I mean I guess her in her DOCS would make you think she’s not actually doing fitness, but is like all those vapid suburban moms in their fitness gear on Sundays, doing their Self Care, Me Time Sundays, being all comfy on Sunday…because Miley is just that, a near 30 year old suburban rich person….who is not edgy, hip, or interesting, but a song and dance act that manipulates us…through her nudity… ANd I for one – appreciate taht nudity…
Ashley Graham is trying to be a hot Bella Hadid type, despite looking like she ate Bella Hadid, which she probably would do if you put enough gravy on it. I figure I gotta give you weirdos as much jerk off material as possible, because you aren’t here for my jokes, you’re hear for the tits, and fat chicks have tits, and the ones who don’t have tits are pretty fucking screwed because that’s the only thing white guys find appealing about them… I appreciate that Ashley Graham proved to the world that her handicap is actually a bonus, and without it she’d be non existent, she’s handicapable people…and great at exploiting herself, her disability, her fatness and becoming some kind of very strange fetish that in this era of trying to get people to eat better and be better, she is celebrating obesity and premature death…encourage fat people to accept being fat..and celebrate fat cuz it may get them paid…awesome job…fatty.
Here’s some Perry Ellis, the iconic hipster brand, to celebrate fashion and the life of Kate Spade who I guess couldn’t handle her purses being sold at Marshalls.. Kate Spade hung herself with a scarf in her very expensive apartment because she’s rich….She was David Spade’s sister in law, she married his rich brother and she’s dead… I am sure you really care about that news, while staring at some Perrie Edwards tits, who I just assumed was Perry Ellis when I read the title but that has her own identity…same initials…different vagina… As it turns out, Perrie Edwards is from “Little Mix”, some pop band of sluts you want to fuck….so take it in….perverts. Who is Perrie Edwards ??
Noah Cyrus is WORKING it…. Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’ brother / cousin / granny / we know about them backwoods hicks… You can take the hick out of the Ozarks of Kentucky….but you can’t take their dicks out of their sisters…who are also the town’s stripper…unless the Miley / Noah Cyrus mom was actually just some cocktail waitress who groupied on Achy Breaky by getting her pussy filled with his CUM early on creating Miley….before the family went Beverly Hillbillies… So we don’t know if this one is INBRED, we just know she’s doing slutty content like her older sister…because she is far removed from their backwoods roots…and is LA hipster about it…and she’d have to be because she’s so fucking ugly looking…which I guess could be from being inbred…we’d have to scope her out to see if she has all her toenails…because I hear inbreds don’t have toe nails… Here she is with Brandi Cyrus
