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Eva Longoria’s Obama Ass of the DAy

I would have assumed that this self-hating, first generation, whiter that a white person, Mexican who was spoiled as a kid cuz her parents where just so happy to be in America….would be more of a gun totin’ Texas Republican….since that’s where she’s from…and more importantly…since as a self-hating Mexican…who is also rich…her initiative of choice is to crack down on illegals…unless they are willing to fold her laundry for 5 dollars an hour…cuz sometimes when you lose touch of the fact that your daddy jumped the fence…when you lose touch with reality… But I guess that’s not very “hollywood” something she tries so hard to be a part of…..So what better way to show your political stance than to wear it on your motherfuckin ass….unless she is being ironic….who knows…but more importantly…who cares. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Who Is Our Rapper Daddy?

This one should be a piece of cake. One thing about this rapper Daddy , he’s got a lotta babies! Any guesses? Hit the flip for the answer.

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The Green Trial: Can Frank Darabont Make ‘Godzilla’ Matter Again?

Until today, I thought Legendary Pictures ‘ effort to make yet another contemporary Godzilla  reboot was a seriously misguided idea. I know that almost 15 years have passed since Roland Emmerich’s 1998 take on the reptilian Japanese scream queen hit theaters, but that movie was such a dark, senseless and empty mess that it effectively killed my once fervent love of the big-ass monster genre.    Okay, so there were other  contributing factors, too, like terrorists in planes who managed to knock down the two largest buildings in New York. When that happens, big mutant lizards don’t exactly cut it anymore. But I digress. Emmerich’s Godzilla debuted three years before 9/11, and the thing that’s most infuriating about the movie is his tiresomely conventional attempt to top the original Japanese movies by just making his reboot bigger, noisier and more Godzilla -ier.  The same goes for Diddy, then Sean Puff Daddy Combs, who contributed an equally bombastic song to the soundtrack, “Come With Me,” that, as far as I’m concerned is a sacrilegious use of Jimmy Page’s great guitar riff from Led Zeppelin’s “Kashmir.”  (Page apparently didn’t think so at the time. He appeared in the crap-tastic video for the song, which references the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.) The more ambitious thing to do would have been to mine the campier, Mystery Science Theater 3000 – worthy   elements of the Godzilla movies, such the Peanuts, the Japanese twin-sister singing group who played the tiny priestesses that were able to communicate with Godzilla’s winged rival, Mothra . But who am I kidding? Emmerich doesn’t deal in subtlety or wit. The reality is, that whether it’s Emmerich’s fault or not, movies about giant mutant creatures terrorizing a city or town don’t move the needle anymore unless they think smaller — on a human scale.  J.J. Abrams’  Super 8    and the Abrams-produced Matt Reeves-directed Cloverfield  worked for that very reason. The monsters in those films were really catalysts for interesting human drama. To a lesser extent, I felt the same way about Gareth Edwards’  Monsters , so my interest was piqued when he was hired to direct Godzilla and, at Comic Con last summer, promised “a grounded and realistic film that isn’t particularly sci-fi,” according to a  CinemaBlend post  at the time. Well, to paraphrase Leonardo DiCaprio’s signature line in Django Unchained , Legendary had my curiosity, but now they have my attention with the news, reported by Deadline , that Frank Darabont is rewriting the Godzilla script.  The beauty of The Walking Dead   under Darabont was that the human conflict and relationships taking place over the first two seasons of the AMC series was way more compelling than the creative zombie deaths. Each of the survivors was a distinct, fully fleshed character that I grew to care about over the course of the series, and that made their peril all the more intense and terrifying. Factor in the excellent script Darabont wrote for The Shawshank Redemption and, although the odds are pretty steep, if anyone can make me care about big-ass mutant lizard again, it’s him. [ Deadline , CinemaBlend ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter. 

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The White House Shares Candid 2012 Shots Of President Obama [Photos]

As President Obama goes into his second term, the White House has posted a visual timeline of his previous year in office. Starting with New Year’s Day 2012, the images show fun times, such as the president vacationing in Hawaii, to somber moments, like hearing of the shooting massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary school…. Continue

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Bittersweet Preciousness: Tameka Foster And Her Boys Soak Up Some Sun For Her Birthday In Anguilla [Photos]

Looks like they’re having a good time Tameka tweeted and shared her entire family-filled vacation with her boys and we couldn’t help smiling at the pure joy five-year-old Usher Raymond V and four-year-old Naviyd were wearing on their faces. The inseparable duo were in Anguilla celebrating their mom’s special day! Hit the flip for more as we wish Tameka a very Happy Belated Birthday…

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Ashlee Simpson’s Teen Mom Ass in a Bikini Bottom of the Day

This is just typical behavior from a girl who’s parents are going through a divorce cuz her dad is gay, you know spreading her ass on the internet in a bikini bottom, just cock teasing for perverts like you to give her attention her daddy never gave her cuz she had a vagina, but more importantly, because she wasn’t the cute daughter relatives wanted to molest, but I guess we already knew that back when she was baby making in her teens to get attention…..and now all I can think is “thanks for not showing us lip, cuz there’s no way that vagina isn’t as ravaged as you’d imagine it would be, thanks to the whole birthing process….decent legs though… Just be glad this isn’t Jessica Simpson’s ass…because…it will probably eat you like an all you can eat buffet….you know taking food in from both ends just to get it inside her….and not in a good way…in an obese chick way…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Top 12 Videos of 2012: The Year in YouTube!

Man, 2012 was a great year for videos. Long or short, highly produced or randomly amateur, political or sexual, musical or viral, these 12 videos spread like wildfire across the World Wide Internets. What videos stand out as your favorites over the past 12 months? We’ve chosen a dozen that defined the year. Let’s take a look back at 2012 in moving pictures: Gotye – Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra) 12. Gotye, “Somebody That I Used to Know.” Overplayed as it is dinky as it is catchy, Gotye’s song may be one-hit wonder material, but that one hit was HUGE! Cool video, too. Often imitated, never duplicated. Carly Rae Jepsen (Featuring Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Ashley Tisdale) – “Call Me Maybe” 12 (tie). Carly Rae Jepsen, “Call Me Maybe.” See description above. Lil Wayne Talks to God (G-O-D) 11. Lil Wayne Deposition . Only Lil Wayne can be deposed in a civil lawsuit and make it hilarious, as his responses to Quincy Jones III’s attorney proved. Under oath or not, the man only truly answers to G-O-D. Kony 2012 10. KONY 2012 . The viral film created by Jason Russell exposed the actions of notorious African warlord Joseph Kony, making Ugandan children a cause celebre. It also led to unrelated, unintended mental issues for Russell himself. Octomom Porn Trailer: ‘Home Alone’ 9. Octomom Porn Trailer . Nothing like a little Octomom porn to get you going in the morning, if you know what we mean. We mean the opposite actually. Revolting as it might seem, Nadya Suleman may have found her career calling this year. Octomom: Home Alone was nominated for a bunch of AVN Awards. Mitt Romney on Obama Voters 8. Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” Quote . The run-up to the 2012 presidential election was jam packed with memorable speeches, quips, quotes and gaffes. None summed up the tumultuous year in politics, or had a lasting impact, quite like Mitt Romney’s claim that 47 percent of voters are freeloaders, however. Facebook Parenting: Dad Shoots Daughter’s Computer 7. Dad Shoots Laptop . After reading some of his daughter’s bratty comments on Facebook, this North Carolina dad decided to post some viral content of his own. By shooting her laptop with his gun. Amanda Todd Video 6. Amanda Todd Pleas For Help . Bullying victim Amanda Todd recorded this heartbreaking video, bringing attention not only to her own plight, but that of millions like her. Sleeping Kitten Gets Hug From Mom 5. Sleeping Kitten Gets Hug From Mom . Because you’ll never see anything cuter. Seriously. Watch it and try not to tear up and show it to everyone you know. Lana Del Rey SNL Performance 4. Lana Del Rey SNL Performance . The singer’s rendition of “Video Games” became one of the most discussed musical performances of the year, good or bad. Why? Words can’t sum it up, so just watch. Kate Upton “Cat Daddy” Dance 3. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dance . Sports Illustrated ‘s It Girl generated millions of views and distracted millions of men at work with this amazing clip of her dancing. Wearing the tiniest bikini ever created. The slow-motion instant replay was also a nice touch … it’s like Terry Richardson is totally in sync with his audience. Felix Baumgartner Space Jump 2. Felix Baumgartner Space Jump . The daredevil’s record-setting skydiving effort wasn’t just the coolest thing ever – it was recorded and streamed live for all to see. Breaking the sound barrier under his own power, he fell to Earth in less than five minutes from over 120,000 feet. That’s more than 20 miles up there. PSY – GANGNAM STYLE 1. PSY, “Gangnam Style.” If it’s the most-watched video in the history of YouTube – in just a few months after its release, no less – can there be another choice? Congratulations to all who made this eclectic list! SEE ALSO: THG’s Top 12 Memes of 2012 !

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Rihanna Posts Christy Mack’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

I have a constant debate with CANNON SHOW about this Pornstar Christie Mack, cuz he always says she’s the hottest girl in the porn game…and I just don’t really give a fuck cuz I am desensitized to this shit….but I will say this is probably the biggest day in her life…I mean at least since this SMOKING BLOWJOB or this FACIAL …because Rihanna….Bad Girl RiRi on Instagram…just posted her ass on her instagram…and if that’s not a sign of reaching the top of the porn game…I don’t know what is….this makes all the daddy issues, being molested as a kid, and whatever else went wrong to make her a broken porn chick….worth it… I just hope one day Rihanna notices me…because this just made Christy Mack a household name and more importantly a household pussy, it’s a major fucking co-sign…this is bigger than being Bree Olson getting slammed by Charlie Sheen….which lead to her retirement from porn…that will inspire her return to porn…as that was a retard porn chick move…kinda what porn chicks are known for.

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REVIEW: Tarantino’s Django Unchained A Bloody But Bloated Affair

Quentin Tarantino continues his quest to fight history’s great oppressors by way of the movies in Django Unchained . Inglourious Basterds conjured up a squadron of tough Jewish-American soldiers who took Nazi scalps and chased down Hitler with the help of a French Jewish theater owner, a British film critic turned lieutenant and a Allies-affiliated German movie star. Django Unchained doesn’t literally bring the forces of cinema to bear against slavery in the same fashion, but it does use tropes of Spaghetti Westerns and exploitation films to build the character of a former slave who learns to shoot and eventually faces down the residents of a plantation in order to retrieve his wife. There’s something inarguably rousing about Tarantino’s exuberant revisionist history, about the way he rewrites wretched eras in the past so that those who suffered are able to have their bloody revenge. And yet, Django Unchained and Inglourious Basterds are my two least favorite works in Tarantino’s oeuvre, not because of their concepts but because of their expansive, unhurriedly indulgent qualities. Don’t get me wrong — he’s still able to offer up scenes set to music that are the cinematic equivalent of a velvety slice of rich cheesecake, he has a facility with and takes an unbridled glee in dialogue in a way that’s unequalled among filmmakers working today, and he comes up with unforgettable characters that feel intensely modern but also like they’ve walked out of some long forgotten but incredible film. It’s possible that no one does momentary pleasures like Tarantino, and Django Unchained has no insignificant amount of instances of sheer enjoyment, from an introductory sequence in which a scene-stealing Christoph Waltz as Dr. King Schultz liberates the titular slave (Jamie Foxx) from traders to one in which Django rides onto an estate to some anachronistic hip-hop. But the film also comes across like a rough cut that was never looked at as a coherent whole, and some segments that start off as promising become interminable while others feel entirely unnecessary. There’s no pressure on or expectation for Tarantino to please anyone other than himself, and the film feels overstuffed with ideas that should have been pruned. That sense of fun needed to power something this outsized wanes before the film reaches its ending, two hours and 45 minutes later — it’s not a feature that you want to last forever, but one that seems to take it for granted that you feel that way. There’s a good movie inside Django Unchained , maybe even a great one, but it hasn’t been carved out of the lopsided excess. Django Unchained begins two years before the Civil War in the wilds of Texas, where German dentist-turned bounty hunter Schultz pulls up alongside a line of slaves being transported across the state. He hates slavery, but needs the help of Django in order to identify a trio of murderous brothers who once worked on the plantation from which he came, and so he buys the man with a promise to free him and give him a share in the reward once the deed is done. Cheerful, eloquent and dryly funny — “If there are any astronomy aficionados among you,” he tells a group of slaves suddenly facing the possibility of freedom, “the North Star is that one” — Schultz gets many of the best lines, and the segment in which he takes Django under his wing and shows him the ropes of being a bounty hunter are outrageously enjoyable, as they enact a Southern Western, face down an angry town from the confines of a bar, venture onto a plantation owned by Big Daddy (Don Johnson) to find their targets in a confrontation that splatters blood across the cotton growing in the fields, and face down the Klan in a scene that’s pure Mel Brooks. Waltz and Foxx are terrific together, the verbose, flowery Schultz balancing out the taciturn Django as he shakes off his former identity as a slave (just as he casts off his blanket in extravagant slow motion, bearing a scarred back) and becomes a confident force to be reckoned with. But the film slows its pace to a crawl as the pair travel to a giant Mississippi estate owned by Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio) called, naturally, Candyland, where they come up with a plan to buy back Django’s wife Broomhilda (Kerry Washington). Samuel L. Jackson is there too, playing a canny house slave named Stephen even more concerned with enforcing the power structure than his owner seems to be. If the first part of the film is Schultz’s, the second is Django’s, but he’s competing with big, talky performances from DiCaprio and Jackson that diminish his presence in comparison, as Tarantino lets a pair of scenes at a club and later at a dinner spin out endlessly like a virtuoso playing his instrument past his audience’s threshold of enjoyment and, eventually tolerance. The film is so in love with certain elements, like DiCaprio’s monstrous preening, his sister’s (Laura Cayouette) exaggerated Southern belle simpering and Jackson’s toadying, that the suspense of the ruse that’s being played gets lost in the clutter. By the time the film ends, and then ends a second time, it feels exhausted, not electric. Django Unchained is filled with film geek touches, including a cameo from Franco Nero, who played the title character in the 1966 Spaghetti Western Django , music from Ennio Morricone, the presence of both Russ and Amber Tamblyn in a town scene, and Zoe Bell and Tom Savini playing two of a group of trackers. They’re classic Tarantino — but the film’s not short on auteurist touches. It’s an unfortunate example of a director disappearing so far into his own vision that he’s lost interest in taking a step back and looking at it in its entirety. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Epitome Of A Bad Father? Overprotective Dad Shows Up At Daughter’s School And Threatens To Beat Up Teen Boys “Who’s Fawking My Daughter?!”

Don’t mess with this daddy !! Father Threatens Teenagers At Daughter’s School Michael Canaii, an overprotective dad was so hellbent on setting his daughter straight that he showed up at her Midtown high school yesterday morning swinging a heavy chain with a padlock and demanding to speak to the principal. Via NY Post : “Who’s f–king my daughter?” 35-year-old Michael Canaii barked at the HS of Graphic Communication Arts on West 49th Street, according to a school source. “He was yelling and complaining that his daughter was smoking weed and not listening to him, and he wanted the school to do something about that,” said a law-enforcement source. The hulking Canaii, who was wearing all black, also insisted on talking to his daughter when he first showed up at the school at about 9 a.m. “A man was outside with a chain. He was saying, ‘Where is my daughter?’ ” said a student. “He was swinging the chain saying, ‘I’m going to f–k you all up.’ One guy said something sly, and he took off after the guy and ran into the school.” Inside, he threatened to fight anyone in his path, the school source said. Security cleared the lobby and students were blocked from entering, the source said. But his only crime — besides alleged criminal possession of a weapon, menacing and pot possession — was caring too much. “[He] asked two students to take their stuff off and fight him in the lobby. He also asked security agents and a dean to ‘fight’ him as he was swinging a big chain around yelling, ‘No one is going to touch me,’ ” said the source. “He’s a decent father,” said Canaii’s aunt, Sondra Williams, adding that the teen lives with her mother. They grow up so fast.

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