This might be a tad bit yucky. Kris Jenner is the spokesperson for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils! What is it? Follow the press release: “Zestra is a topically-applied, over-the-counter product from Semprae Laboratories, Inc., that is clinically proven to enhance women’s sexual pleasure. Jenner, a 56-year old mother of six and wife of Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner, is a savvy entrepreneur who has helped build successful brands for herself and her daughters.” Here’s how you use it…(hide ya kids, wife, husband, uncle and german shepherd): • Open a Zestra packette across the top, starting at one of the grooves on either side. • You or your partner gently massage the contents of one Zestra Personal Packette* onto the clit, labia and outer areas of the va-jay-jay. • Within 3 to 5 minutes, you will begin to feel initial sensations—the Zestra Rush.™ These effects will peak at about 10 minutes and last up to 45 minutes. Just grab these intimate oils and rub them on your nethers. Just remember to think about Kris’ Crypt Keeper face when you’re doing it. Yeah, you’re probably going to need to dump a gallon of that oil on your goods if you have to think about Kris Jenner before getting your freak on. Why do they even need her to be their spokesperson anyway? Doesn’t “it makes your hoo-ha feel like Heaven” sell itself without Kris’ help? Just a thought. More On Bossip! For The Conspiracy Theorists: A History Of Alllll The “Evidence” That Bey Was Never Carrying A Gut Full Of Anything Ho Sit Down: The Most Hated Sports Wives And Girlfriends Of All Time Are You My Daddy? Khloe Heats Up The DNA Debacle By Posing With Kris Jenner’s Ex-Jumpoff Hairdresser The Side-Eye: Ne-Yo Makes It Rain In An Atlanta Strip Club With His Baby Mama To Convince Us That He Isn’t Rooty-Tooty Fresh And Fruity [PICS]
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So Who Wants To Buy Kris Jenner’s Intimate Arousal Sex Cream? Anyone?
