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MickyD’s, Scrumdilicious! "Bitch Don’t be Tellin me What to Eat"

Casting the perfect dead overweight corpse can't be easy. If you're the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, the extra effort is worth it. Heart disease, death and a mourning wife: all because this guy literally couldn't put down his cheeseburger. This spot from the PCRM titled “Consequences” will debut this week in Washington D.C. during The Daily Show and local news broadcasts before playing in other markets across the nation. Referring to fast food-induced heart disease as a citywide “epidemic,” PCRM spokesperson Susan Levin accuses Big Macs and other assorted fatty McDonald's menu items of “literally breaking our hearts.” Will McDonald's answer with a lawsuit? Does the spin on the “I'm Lovin' It” slogan count as parody? Finally, how funny will The Daily Show's audience find the PSA? Stay tuned. http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/what_the/mcdonalds_will_kill_you_according_… added by: congoboy

Alleged Comedian Lizz Winstead Fantasizes It Would Be ‘Awesome!’ to Electrocute Glenn Beck

Give the woman credit — liberals are seldom this candid about their impulse toward totalitarianism. Usually it takes a bit of prodding before you’ll hear that voice of the guard in the gulag. Lizz Winstead, co-founder of The Daily Show and alumna of the late, hardly lamented Air America Radio, revealed her pathological side while appearing on Ed Schultz’s radio show yesterday, as described by Brian Maloney over at The Radio Equalizer — WINSTEAD: Ed, I’ve always wished that somebody would invent, maybe you and I could go into business and do this, if somebody would invent, you know those shock collars that you put on the dog? (Schultz laughs) That when they bark they get jarred? If we could make one that actually fact-checked and we just put it around Glenn Beck’s neck and when he spoke (pause), or just fake tears, if it could detect when tears were actually crocodile tears, and then you just get electrocuted by the water and jarred, like, that would be awesome! Force him to wear it. “Always” wished for that, have you, Lizz? Two words come to mind — Nurse Ratched . Any relation?

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Stewart RIPS Glenn Beck’s Civil Rights Rally: ‘I Have A Scheme’ (VIDEO)

“The Daily Show” has a knack for going on vacation when important things happen, so it's nice to see Jon Stewart proactively “report” on Glenn Beck's Aug. 28 civil rights rally on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. In a segment dubbed “I Have A Scheme,” Stewart picked apart Beck's plan to “restore honor” to the republic on the same day and in the same place as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. did exactly 47 years ago. Beck claims not to have realized the coincidence when planning his “Beckapalooza” and Stewart honestly believed him. “Wow, so Glenn Beck didn't realize that was an important day in African-American history?” he asked. “I find that… Totally plausible. I find that totally plausible.” While Beck will not be standing in the same EXACT spot as Dr. King did on that historic day (he'll be standing two flights down) Stewart did take issue with Beck's plan to “reclaim the civil rights movement.” Beck argued that white people can't praise or support the mission of Dr. King without criticism. “Who acts like white people can't praise Martin Luther King?” Stewart said in disbelief. “Or is it that they don't want people who called Barack Obama, the first black president, a racist to praise Martin Luther King?” added by: TimALoftis

20 Alternate Titles for the Soon-to-be-Renamed Mission: Impossible IV

Fun fact about Mission: Impossible IV , the fourth film in the billion dollar Paramount franchise that Tom Cruise and the newly cast Jeremy Renner will lead into theaters in December of 2011: It won’t be called Mission: Impossible IV . As Variety points out, the Brad Bird-directed film will be a reboot, which means a new title is needed — one that might not even mention Mission: Impossible (like The Dark Knight didn’t mention Batman). Ahead, Movieline offers Paramount 20 suggestions. You’re welcome.

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Scream 4 Adds Two Teen Queens

A few weeks ago while perusing the Scream 4 cast list, I mused that for a slasher movie, it was awfully devoid of a certain genre staple: nubile, stabbable babes. Maybe the production was just biding its time, as shortly after adding blonde bombshells Kristen Bell and Anna Paquin to the cast , it’s come out that 90210’s Shenae Grimes and Pretty Little Liars star Lucy Hale are joining the sequel. Practice your post-modern shrieks of terror, ladies. [ Zap2It ]

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Conan Wins, and 4 Other Major Emmy Upsets to Watch Out For

Movieline was quick to recognize the most egregious Emmy nomination snubs last month, and in the same spirit, we feel it is our duty to prepare you for the five most surprising (yet entirely plausible) shake-ups that could occur at Sunday’s ceremony* and possibly incite someone to set fire to his or her office poll during your red carpet-themed viewing party. * Which, by the way, Movieline will be attending and live-blogging. The Emmy ceremony that is, not your party — but that sounds like fun too.

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Bloomberg: ‘100 Percent’ of 9/11 Families Support Ground Zero Mosque

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Michael Bloomberg www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might consider checking out the polls. He’s under the impression 100 percent of 9/11 families support building the Ground Zero Mosque at the current planned location. “The family members, they do care,” Bloomberg told “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart Aug. 26. “And the family members that I’ve talked to – and I’m chairman of the board of the World Trade Center Memorial – 100 percent in favor of saying, ‘These people, if they want to build a mosque, can build a mosque. The lives of our loved ones were taken because the right to build a mosque or say what you want to say was so threatening to people.'” Even Stewart, who takes Bloomberg’s side in supporting the mosque and has mocked opponents in several episodes of the hit comedy news program, couldn’t let Bloomberg’s exaggeration go unchecked. “I think the difficulty always is, unfortunately, I’m sure there are veterans who fought over there who feel we shouldn’t,” Stewart said. “I’m sure there are family members, maybe you haven’t heard of them, who feel we shouldn’t.” In fact there are many 9/11 family members speaking out against building a mosque so close to Ground Zero, including Neda Bolourchi, a Muslim woman whose mother died in the Sept. 11 attacks. Bolourchi is one of the numerous Muslim voices opposing the mosque, a demographic the media are mostly ignoring . The group Keep America Safe featured six more family members in a  video opposing  building the mosque near Ground Zero.  Others  have also spoken out. Bloomberg said opposition to the mosque is based on politics, and suggested most opponents don’t actually care about the issue. “There’s nothing new here,” he said, referring to the fact the project has been in the works for over a year. “The difference is we’re in an election season and this whole issue, I think, will go away right after the next election. This is, plain and simple, people trying to stir up things to get publicity and trying to polarize people so that they can get some votes, and I don’t think that most of the people who are yelling and screaming really care one way or another.” A recent  CBS News poll  found that 71 percent of respondents believe it is “not appropriate” to build the mosque a few blocks from Ground Zero, including a majority (57 percent) of Democrats. A  Time poll  found that 68 percent are following the issue “somewhat closely” or “very closely.”

What Can Conan O’Brien Say About NBC and Jay Leno During the Emmy Awards?

…a lot, as it turns out! Despite the fact that Conan O’B rien’s non-disparagement agreement with NBC doesn’t expire until September 1, the ex- Tonight Show host is free to mock his former employers if he wins an Emmy on Sunday night , just so long as his barbs are true. That means if Conan gets up on stage, expect at least one Jay Leno laugh and a dig at the network built around The Biggest Loser . Considering The Daily Show has this category locked down, however, NBC shouldn’t be too worried. [ THR, Esq. ]

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Late Night Highlights: George Lopez Talks Suicide with Fantasia Barrino, Stephen Colbert Teaches Grave Robbery

Pop quiz: You attempted suicide two weeks ago and are looking to set the record straight about what led to swallowing that entire bottle of Advil. Which late-night show do you choose as the appropriate afterhours forum to somberly discuss your depression? Answer: If you’re Fantasia Barrino, you pick the only program marketed as a block party with unlimited chola jokes. But there was fun to be had elsewhere while George Lopez counseled Fantasia on the pressures of fame… Drew Barrymore talked about her There’s Something About Mary moment, Christina Applegate discussed her pregnancy rage and Stephen Colbert introduced his new university.

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Late Night Highlights: Drew Barrymore Counsels Letterman on His Latest Domestic Dispute

Drew Barrymore returned to the Late Show last night to advise the host on keeping peace in his household. Elsewhere, Barrymore’s Going the Distance co-star Jason Sudeikis told George Lopez about his new girlfriend January Jones, Stephen Colbert talked Facebook privacy and Jon Stewart discovered Isabella Rossellini’s freakiest film yet.

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