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Back in April, Beyonce released her Lemonade album to critical acclaim and massive sales. The album was a success by any standard, but its title is painfully apt, as the story of Lemonade is the story of Bey wringing a positive outcome from a negative situation. While the lyrics never directly accused Jay Z of infidelity, it was pretty clear to all who listened that there was trouble in paradise for the first couple of hip hop, and that Jay’s wandering eye was to blame. The album had tabloid reporters and social media gawkers scrambling to uncover the identity of ” Becky with the good hair ” – Beyonce’s derisive nickname for the Jay’s alleged cheating partner. Dozens of theories arose, most of them centering around famous women that Jay had spent time with in a professional capacity over the years. The possible mistresses ranged from the plausible (Rihanna) to the unlikely (Madonna), and it seemed like anyone with the slightest interest in the first couple of hip hop wanted to get in on the speculation. In time, like all minor celebrity scandals, the cheating allegations against Jay faded from the headlines, probably much to the rapper’s delight (sorry). Now, however, the file has been reopened and the public interest renewed thanks to a bizarre (and frankly, hilarious) accusation published by UK tabloid The Daily Mail . The Mail has published an interview with a Hollywood hairdresser named Anthony Pazos who claims to have the low down on Jay’s cheating ways: “The rumors while we were working were that the one line ‘Becky with the good hair’ is Kris Jenner,” claims Pazos, who styled Bey for both the Super Bowl and her most recent VMAs appearance. “The funny thing about it is that no one believes that because they are like Jenner is older — why would Jay-Z do that?” Pazos says. “But if you think about it, it makes perfect sense.” Nah, we thought about it, and it still doesn’t make perfect sense. Or any sense, for that matter. No offense to Kris, who’s a lovely woman and possesses a business acumen that could certainly be attractive to a successful younger man like Jay, but nothing about Pazos’ account adds up. It’s hard to believe anyone would stray from Beyonce, but we can imagine it. What we can’t imagine is Jay being tempted to risk everything by the mother of his buddy’s wife, who’s best known for fiding her daughters’ coattails. Also, was Beyonce just openly discussing her husband’s affair backstage at the VMAs and her hairdresser was the only one with the guts to come forward? Pazos continues: “If you were going to be with someone that they know interpersonally who has the same amount of money that they do, and so that’s the ‘rumor’ that was going around on our production while we were working with Bey. “Take what you want from that.” He adds: “Kris does have good hair and ‘Becky’ always refers to a white woman in the African American community. Becky is a generic white name for somebody — a white girl.” View Slideshow: Becky With the Good Hair: The Complete List of Jay Z’s Suspected Side Chicks We feel like if Bey wanted to fill her lyrics with DaVinci Code -like clues that her husband was cheating on with her Kris freakin’ Jenner, she could’ve been both a lot more subtle and a lot more clever. After all, it’s not like Kris is famous for having good hair. Now if Mrs. Carter sang about “Becky whose daughter got famous from a sex tape and then tried to get into my good graces after marrying my husband’s protege,” we’d say Pazos might be on to something.
Couple Dies In Garage After Freaky Car Sex A couple of Russian lovers decide to be spontaneous and have car sex but, never made it out alive. The young couple has only been identified by first names in The Daily Sun UK as Anna and Artem. According to reports, the two told Artem’s parents that they were going for a walk. Instead, the two decided to be intimate in a car in Artems garage. Artem’s family found the two cuddled up naked and unconscious hours later. It’s assumed by police that they turned the car on to stay warm, accidentally poisoning themselves with the car exhaust. Anna was 20 and Artem 18. Pretty sad!
(click the pic to see the video moron) I generally hate youtube videos, even though there’s an element of youtube that is amazing because it doesn’t rely on suits choosing what gets seen or not, at least that’s what they want you to think, but the reality is that when google bought youtube, they set up their content partners and paid them out a percentage of ad revenue they made off their content, making a lot of these assholes rich….even if they don’t really need to be rich…without getting agencies and production companies involve…you know just evil empire and filmer guy and end user…that’s all we need… I do like trolls, even when they are fake, and I know that this may not be as candid as expected, he probably tipped off the people first..but if it’s not set up and it is legit, I thought it was clever…because the only think I like to laugh at, since laughing is a waste of time, I don’t believe in it…and comedy is lame as a concept…especially stand-up comedy…I love stupidity…and human fails…where in this case…they just believe a fake kid is a real kid…it’s just the basic kind of troll I like… TO WATCH MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS VISIT MY OTHER SITE NO ONE VISITS BUT THAT IS UPDATED DAILY STEPFATHERPRESENTS.COM The post Trick or Treating with a Bait Kid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Frightening Passengers Rush To Evacuate American Airlines Plane Engulfed In Flames Passengers aboard American Airlines flight 383 thought they were literally going to die when their plane went up in flames mere seconds before takeoff at O’Hare airport in Chicago. Here’s how things looked from the outside of the plane… No deaths were reported but according to DailyMail, 20 were taken to the hospital with minor injuries. We definitely would have been freaking the f**k out. Glad no one was seriously hurt in the fire or the rush to get off the plane. Image via YouTube
Hey, look, everybody, it’s a really positive, happy story about Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra from Teen Mom OG! … Nah, just kidding, it’s terrible and tragic and awful. Seriously, don’t even bother ever expecting anything nice from these people. You’ll only end up disappointed . So Catelynn and Tyler are Teen Mom’s longest-lasting couple by far — they’ve been together since they were 12 years old. Surely one of the reasons their relationship has lasted so long is because when Catelynn wound up pregnant when they were 16, they placed their daughter, Carly, up for adoption. Welcoming a new baby is hard for adults, but try to give a newborn to a couple of teenagers? No wonder they’re literally the only couple to be 16 & Pregnant & Still Together. But obviously placing Carly for adoption didn’t automatically free Catelynn and Tyler from any drama. Far from it. Carly’s adoptive parents , Brandon and Theresa, have always been very kind and accommodating to Catelynn and Tyler, but they’ve also always been very hesitant to allow their daughter, or even their daughter’s face, to be shown on television. Tyler in particular has had a hard time dealing with this. In an episode earlier this season , they received news that Brandon and Theresa didn’t want them to talk about Carly so much on the show, and Tyler absolutely flipped out. Tyler Baltierra Lashes Out at Carly’s Parents “It just doesn’t make any sense to me to be told what to say and what not to say,” he said. “I don’t want to live my life like that! I can’t!” “If they say ‘We don’t want you talking about the adoption at all on TV,’ ohohoho, then we’re going to have lots of issues,” he exclaimed. “That’s all I’m saying.” Tyler even said that he’d continue talking about Carly even at the risk of Brandon and Theresa cutting off contact between them. “My reasoning,” he explained, “is because I have sacrificed enough for you to have a family and that’s fine. I’ve come to terns with that and all that’s great.” “But I will not sacrifice my voice and what I think and what I can and cannot talk about on my daily life and my personal life — cameras or no cameras.” All this is a real good example of learning how to choose your battles — is it really more important for Tyler to talk about Carly on TV than it is to talk to her? — and that’s being proven in this brand new sneak peek for next week’s episode. Catelynn and Tyler Receive Bad News About Carly In the clip, Catelynn and Tyler meet with their adoption counselor to talk about how Brandon and Theresa haven’t been responding to their texts. Uh oh. The counselor said that she’d been in touch with Theresa, and she felt it was important to go over the paperwork they’d signed for the adoption. She said that they’d all agreed on an open adoption, and that Catelynn and Tyler had indicated that they didn’t want to have any face-to-face visits, but that there was an option for them to request a meeting with Carly at her parents’ discretion. Catelynn started breaking down at this point, asking “Are we done having visits with Carly forever? Until se’s 18 I’ll hear nothing from her?” “It is f-cking frustrating,” she said through tears, “because I was 16 years old when I made this decision.” It sounds like a tough position to be in, but honestly it also sounds like a decision they’ve put themselves in. Hopefully they’re able to work things out with Brandon and Theresa soon … we sincerely just cannot take more Catelynn and Tyler sadness .
Brad Pitt has been caught nearly kissing Marion Cotillard. What sort of wrench will this throw into Pitt’s divorce proceedings with Angelina Jolie? Will she use the image below against her estranged husband in her plans to secure full legal custody of the stars’ six children? What impact will this development have on Pitt’s global popularity? The answers, in order, are: No wrench. No way for Jolie to use this photo against Pitt. And no impact at all on Pitt’s standing with millions of fans around the globe. How come? Because the image in question is a movie poster! HA! Got ya! Sorry, but we had to. The first promotional poster for Pitt and Cotillard’s upcoming World War II romantic drama, Allied , has hit the Internet. And it’s only worth noting because a rumor circulated soon after Jolie filed to divorce Pitt that he actually carried on an affair with Cotillard . This chatter was based on nothing but the fact that Pitt and Cotillard are starring together as husband and wife in this film and were probably caught looking cozy on set together. For the camera, that is, and nothing more. Of course, it is widely believed that Pitt got together with Jolie on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith way back in the day, ending his marriage to Jennifer Aniston as a result of this new relationship. So we do understand where people got the idea that Pitt might bond with a female co-star. But Cotillard did a masterful job of shooting down any affair allegations before they built up too much momentum. In a very straightforward Instagram post, the French actress responded to these silly rumors as follows last month: This is going to be my first and only reaction to the whirlwind news that broke 24 hours ago and that I was swept up into. I am not used to commenting on things like this nor taking them seriously but as this situation is spiraling and affecting people I love, I have to speak up. Firstly, many years ago, I met the man of my life, father of our son and of the baby we are expecting. He is my love, my best friend, the only one that I need. Secondly to those who have indicated that I am devastated, I am very well thank you. This crafted conversation isn’t distressing. And to all the media and the haters who are quick to pass judgment, I sincerely wish you a swift recovery. Finally, I do very much wish that Angelina and Brad, both whom I deeply respect, will find peace in this very tumultuous moment. With all my love Marion. Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard: Watch Their Infamous ‘Allied’ Trailer There you have it, right? Case very much closed. Allies opens in theaters on November 23. It will be interesting to see if Pitt’s divorce helps the movie do well… or prompts the movie to tank at the box office. As for the latest regarding the Divorce Heard ‘Round the World, a recent report suggests that Jolie is having second thoughts about her legal split. “Angelina didn’t realize how much she would miss him but now that Brad is out of her daily life, she misses his sense of humor and seeing him everyday,” an anonymous insider tells Hollywood Life. Believe this at your own discretion, however. We’re pretty sure the marriage is doomed. View Slideshow: 13 Reasons to Be Glad You Never Slept With Brad Pitt
Every day, it’s looking more and more like we’re no longer on Earth, or at least not the Earth we used to know. Some way, somehow, we had to have gotten knocked into some alternate dimension, a hellscape where hope is gone and happiness is impossible. RIP, all good things. Like, Donald Trump is running for president . Something terrible happened to us. And then, we have Kim Zolciak. We don’t know what circle of hell she reigns over, but it sure is awful down here . Seriously, check out this photo she posted of her two-year-old daughter, Kaia Rose, then try to tell us that she’s not some kind of wicked nightmare creature: This is questionable, right? Kaia’s two, she’ll turn three next month , and to have those little emojis covering her chest … just put a shirt on your kid, Kim. If you can put a bedazzled lace collar on her, you can manage a shirt. But while the photo itself is awful, it’s nothing compared to Kim’s caption: “If you zoom in on my nose you will see my mom is already molding my face to look just like hers … as I stand there in anticipation I can’t wait to see what my face will look like.” She included adorable, not at all obnoxious hashtags like “same plastic surgeon,” “starting an army of Kims,” “we don’t look alike cuz of genes,” and “fell flat on my face.” Because the poor girl fell and got a nasty little gash on her nose, so let’s take a picture of it and pretend like it’s plastic surgery, right? LOL. LOL all over the place. Really, this is just inappropriate, and it’s inappropriate for many reasons. And thankfully, her followers were smart enough to realize that. “KIM TAKE THIS SH-T DOWN NOW!” one person posted. “If it took for you to put emojis on the pic you shouldn’t have even posted it. You raising up a bunch of Kims alright.” “You are a horrible disgusting mother,” another wrote. “If this picture was posted by anyone else people would think it horrible, but for some reason all of your crazy trashy fans adore it and you. I feel sorry for your kids and for the kids of your followers.” Yet another said “Why the hell would she put a pic like that online! Subjecting her to perverts! Dumb ass mother. Take it down!” And one more fan got into some honest-to-God truth-tellin’ with “Jesus, why … I love your show and all but you did get work done on your nose! Just admit it already … you and your girls all have the same nose because you got your nose to match Brielle’s.” “It looks great … better than your old nose … but enough already!!” Enough already, indeed.
Hey, friends, hope you’ve gone ahead and accepted the fact that we’re going to be hearing rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for the rest of our entire lives. Brad will be 80 years old, and some paparazzi robots will still be all up in his face, trying to get a quote about Angie. Two hundred years from now, Angelina could just be getting into her new body after having her brain frozen immediately after death, and before she even opened her eyes someone would be like “hey, you miss Brad?” This will be with us forever. We as a people will never be able to escape it. And it seems like poor Angelina just might be feelin’ some feels about that. Yep, if there’s any truth to this new report, it sounds like the soon-to-be former Mrs. Pitt just might be a little remorseful about kicking off the divorce that broke all our hearts. A source claims that “The kids can’t stop talking about him and asking questions, which is bugging Angie but also making her miss Brad.” “Angelina may even be having second thoughts about leaving Brad.” Don’t know what you got till it’s gone, huh? The source goes on to say that “she is a long way from calling off the divorce, but is no longer in a rush to get everything finalized.” And, sadly enough, “Angelina didn’t realize how much she would miss him but now that Brad is out of her daily life, she misses his sense of humor and seeing him everyday.” Womp womp, y’all. No, this really is pitiful, and you know there has to be at least a grain of truth to it. After all, Angelina was with Brad for well over a decade, and it seems like their split was pretty sudden . It’s not like she’s incapable of emotion — it’d be weird not to miss someone you spent that much time with. And it does seem like she’s calmed down a little bit: in the days following Angelina’s filing, there were countless reports coming out against Brad. He was abusive to one of his children , he cheated, he has substance abuse issues … it was quite the campaign, as you surely remember. Maybe Angelina’s team was putting all that bad press out there, maybe they weren’t, but it’s definitely slowed down. Is it because she caught herself some regret? And don’t forget, we heard earlier this week that Brad still hasn’t responded to Angie’s filing . His deadline was Wednesday, but still, nothing. Could a reconciliation really happening? Should we even dare to dream? Only time will tell. Well, time and some fun, trashy tabloid reports. View Slideshow: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: A Romance Retrospective