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Pure Comedy: Funniest, Wildest & Craziest Craigslist Ads

18 Hilariously Crazy Craigslist Ads There aren’t very many good reasons to peruse Craigslist other than to laugh at the ridiculous, outrageous and absolutely hilarious ads that get posted on the daily. Hit the jump for the funniest, wildest and craziest Craigslist ads.

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The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart Drags Fox News For Their Ferguson Reporting [VIDEO]

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Jon Stewart left for vacation a few weeks ago and the entire world changed in his absence. He came back to “The Daily Show” last…

The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart Drags Fox News For Their Ferguson Reporting [VIDEO]

Morgue Employee: I Had Sex With 100 Corpses!

A released deposition of a former Cincinnati morgue employee sickeningly revealed that he may have sexually violated up to 100 bodies while on the job. Employed with the county between 1976 and 1992, 60-year-old Kenneth Douglas made the claim in a deposition conducted while he was in prison. Convicted of gross abuse of a corpse, Douglas admitted having sex with at least three corpses in the 1990s after DNA evidence linked him to a murder victim. That victim’s killer adamantly denied allegations that he violated the body after committing the act, which ultimately led to Douglas’ deeds being uncovered. Douglas’ wife says she always suspected that something was amiss at the morgue, saying that her husband often came home drunk and “smelling like sex.” Although she called his supervisor on multiple occasions, she was told not to worry, and that anything that happened on the property was “county business.” Douglas told police that he often drank or smoked crack while working at the morgue, and that it was during those binges that he had sex with bodies. He claims that he’s not exactly sure how many bodies he violated while employed with the county, but if he had to guess, “it could have been 100.” The county is currently fighting the families of the victims in court, who are suing for them for negligence in letting these heinous acts go on for so long. Officials claim that because they had no knowledge of the crimes when they were committed by Douglas 2-3 decades ago, they should not be held liable. Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Drunk Man Tries to Urinate Out of Cop Car Window Devin Langford, a drunk man in custody, tried to urinate out of the rear passenger side window of a moving police car because he was drunk. It did not go as planned.

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Fiance Fakes Death to Get Out of Wedding, Feels Really Bad About It

Tucker Blandford is alive and well. And very, very sorry. The 23-year old was set to marry Alex Lancaster, who Blandford met when the two attended college in Connecticut together in 2012, on August 15. However, Blandford got such cold feet prior to the big day that he pretended as if he had perpetually cold feet… by faking his own death! Alex Lancaster Speaks on Tucker Blandford Lancaster – who described her fiancé as “such a gentlemen” and told The Daily Mirror she had “never been in love” like she was with Tucker – says she got a call a few months ago from a man claiming to be Blandford’s father. “He told me Tucker had been deeply depressed and wanted to die, so had thrown himself in front of a car,” she said, according to Yahoo! News UK, adding: “The man explained that they had been trying to send Tucker off to a psychiatric unit for help. But it was too late. I couldn’t breathe. It was absolutely devastating.” We’d have to imagine it would be. But Lancaster than called her heretofore future in-laws and spoke to Tucker’s mom, who said her son was “absolutely fine” and also said she thought the couple had broken up. “She knew nothing about the wedding,” said Lancaster, adding that she quickly discovered her supposedly wedding venue did not actually have her a booking for her big day. Blandford now admits to his ruse and says he feels pretty badly about it. “I’m a terrible, awful person. I know I shouldn’t have told her I was dead, but I didn’t know what else to do,” the coward told The Daily Mail. “Alex is an amazing girl, but I got scared and wanted to get out of the relationship. It was moving extremely fast and with us being in different countries, it was really hard.” We get it, but come on. You couldn’t have at least sent a breakup text ? 15 Hilarious Wedding Photos 1. RUN! Yup, that’s actor Jeff Goldblum and this is an awesome reenactment of Jurassic Park. Blandford has since texted an apology to his jilted bride-to-be and also paid back half the $1,200 he owes her for wedding-related expenses. But Lancaster refuses any contact. “I don’t think I’ll ever forgive him,” she says. “Pretend to be dead to get out of marrying me is just gutless. If he loved me, how could he do such a thing?” It’s a good question.

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Breastmilk Trailer: Ricki Lake Movie Aims to Educate, Inspire

Ricki Lake, with her new documentary Breastmilk, seeks to flip the script on female anatomy with a different kind of examination of the exposed breast. Lake, who also co-produced 2008’s The Business of Being Born , didn’t time the release of Breastmilk around World Breastfeeding Week by accident, saying: “There are so many forces in our culture that make breastfeeding a huge challenge, not the least of which is a bizarre public anxiety around exposed breasts!” Breastmilk Trailer Breasts on display in pop culture, she notes, are socially acceptable. See Kendall Jenner topless Instagram pics or countless other daily examples. Breasts used to nurse babies in public are seen as controversial, though. Even when it’s Olivia Wilde breastfeeding and looking absolutely stunning. Imagine the struggles regular women must endure. This inspired Lake, who realizes that “breastfeeding has become such a lightning rod topic.” Her documentary, she concedes, will “definitely make waves with the general public,” but the former talk show host insists it goes beyond shock value. It’s also not “a pro-breastfeeding manifesto, but more of a keenly-observed examination of the obstacles so many mothers face when attempting to nurse,” she says. “People want a clear message that is easily digested and the beauty of this film is that it shows the messy reality of the situation without pushing an agenda.” Celebrity Breastfeeding Pictures 1. Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Gisele Bundchen breastfeeding and getting all made up for a modeling shoot. That is some impressive multitasking right there. “After our theatrical screenings there were heated conversations among the audience about what the film was or wasn’t saying,” Lake says , encouragingly. The movie posters and film itself may shock some people, with close-up shots of breasts dripping and spraying milk. But Lake insists it’s all educational. “To me, those shots feel humorous and celebratory from a feminist perspective,” she says. “We hope it brings positive attention to the film and incites awe and wonder.” The mere fact that #normalizebreastfeeding is a trending topic on social media, to the filmmaker, is evidence that a movie like this needed to be made. “My hope is that the film gives the world a deeper appreciation and compassionate insight into the challenges and joys of breastfeeding,” adds Lake. Will it? You tell us. Check out the trailer above for a two-minute tease of her attempts to do that and tell us whether you think she’s on the right track.

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Why Sherri Shepherd Doesn’t Want Her Surrogate Baby Anymore [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Poor Sherri Shepherd. According to Gary With Da Tea, her surrogate gave birth to a baby boy. But instead of it being a happy occasion,…

Why Sherri Shepherd Doesn’t Want Her Surrogate Baby Anymore [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

16 Small Changes Your Body Will Thank You For

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A healthy life is a happy life! You can start living healthier by simply substituting a few things in your daily routine. Remember that small…

16 Small Changes Your Body Will Thank You For

Edita Vilkevicute in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

I always find it a serious waste of fucking time when companies pay girls like Edita Vilkeviciute to be the face or body of their campaigns…we are talking a seriously boatload of money to pretty much do nothing but stand around in lingerie…especially when said girl GETS NAKED FOR FREE .. It would be far more interesting if these campaigns starred girls who weren’t willing to ever get naked for a photoshoot but the company just named the whore price, you know where the girl breaks at her moral and value compass and takes the fucking money… Where is the fun in a girl I’ve seen named making 100k for this shit, I want girls who I’ve never seen naked getting paid whatever their breaking point is to get half naked…probably way less than 100k… It would be a more interesting social experience, and the pics would be better than this boring shit that annoys me that they haven’t pushed her out of her model comfort zone a little more…I mean they are paying her, they should own her.

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Edita Vilkevicute in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

Izabel Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

All of these Izabel Goulart fitness porn videos are starting to look the same. Sure a hot half naked body doing pretty impressive things due to fitness is always fun to look at, especially when married to a fat wife who considers eating her daily exercise…but they are all starting to blend into one another. I even forgot she existed because she’s old news and my attention span can only hand 6 months to a year of the same bullshit…and unless she’s doing this in thongs, or naked in the near future, her working out will bore me…obviously she works out she’s a fucking million dollar a day model…what the fuck else is she going to do all day…when not working… Step it up girl. You’re boring.

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Metta World Peace Will Change Name to "The Pandas Friend"

Remember when Ron Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace and everyone thought it was the height of ridiculousness? Well, today the former New York Knicks forward set out to prove that when you’re dealing with Mr. World Peace, things can always get more absurd. Having been released by the Knicks at the end of last season, Metta is currently starting for the Sichuan Blue Whales of the Chinese Basketball Association. Earlier this week, World Peace informed his Twitter followers that he’d reveal his “new Chinese name” in the near future. Unfortunately for The Panda, a Chinese newspaper nearly beat him to the punch: “New high-profile import playing for CBA club Sichuan Blue Whales is known as Ron Artest but intends to change his name to ‘Panda Friend,'” reported China Daily . Thankfully, The Panda was quick to debunk that ridiculous rumor: “Guys my chinese is not “Panda Friend,” it’s “The Pandas Friend,” he tweeted today. Thank God he sorted that out. “Panda Friend” sounds like some sort of crazy person’s name. No word yet on why Mr. Friend chose to leave out the apostrophe. Maybe he was worried it would make him look ridiculous. 

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