Turns out you can have it your way, even after you’re dead. Funeral For Pennsylvania WWII Veteran Includes Procession Stop At Burger King A York Pennsylvania war vet loved his Burger King so much his daughter had his funeral procession make one final stop at the before burying him. Via NY Daily News reports : David Kime Jr. “lived by his own rules,” daughter Linda Phiel said. He considered the lettuce on a burger his version of healthy eating, she said. To give him a whopper of a send-off Saturday, the funeral procession stopped at a Burger King where each mourner got a sandwich for the road. Kime got one last burger too, the York Daily Record reported. It was placed atop his flag-draped coffin at the cemetery. Phiel said the display wasn’t a joke, rather a happy way of honoring her father and the things that brought him joy. “He lived a wonderful life and on his own terms,” she said. Kime, 88, a World War II veteran, died Jan. 20. Restaurant manager Margaret Hess said she knew his face and his order. She and her crew made 40 burgers for the funeral procession. “It’s nice to know he was a loyal customer up until the end — the very end,” she said. No disrespect to the dead, but which do you think will decompose faster — him or the burger? R.I.P. APImages
A day is not a day….without massive Glamour Model tits to stare at…at least that’s Page 3′s philosophy…they’ve been doing this set of tits in your daily newspaper for fucking decades and as far as I’m concerned it makes total sense…it brightens days and changes lives… America would be a happier place if titties were everywhere…..from newspapers…to billboards…to workng to donut shop….shit just has a calming affect and makes our angry miserable lives seem not so bad…
Here is pinup and Playboy’s 2011 Playmate of The Year Claire Sinclair at the 2013 Fighters Only World Mixed Martial Arts Awards. I’m not a big fan of the whole 50s pinup look so I was surprised when Playboy gave her the most coveted sl%t title. Nonetheless, Claire has some juicy boobies and I can definitely appreciate those.
I’m sure you guys thought I’d give Kate Upton the title of Hollywood Tuna’s Babe of 2012, but unfortunately Kate’s popularity has peaked. And let’s be honest folks, there’s another model just around the corner who is hotter and once I notice her, Kate will be forgotten. That’s the downside of being just a pretty face with big tits and no talents. Nonetheless, Kate gave us a very interesting year with some of the best and most popular posts. And for that we thank her. Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 10- Micaela Schaefer 9- Hayden Panettiere 8- Ashley Tisdale 7- Rihanna 6- Selena Gomez 5- Sara Jean Underwood 4- Christina Hendricks 3- Miley Cyrus 2- Kate Upton Kate Upton 2012 Recap Kate Upton Does Elle Kate Upton Busts Out In V Magazine Kate Upton Does It All! Kate Upton Has Seen Better Days Kate Upton Is A Sexy Bad Ass For Vogue Kate Upton’s Bra Busting V Magazine Pics Kate Upton’s Busting Out For Vogue Kate Upton’s Doesn’t Disappoint Kate Upton: Future Bond Girl? Kate Upton Fill Outs The Pages Of Cosmo Kate Upton Took Her Cleavage For A Fashion Night Out Kate Upton’s Sweet Bikini Video Kate Upton’s Hottie Clean Up Kate Upton’s Soft Spandex Breasts Kate Upton’s Breasts Give Her Away Kate Upton Gets Hot As Hell For GQ Kate Upton Is A Tight Little Package Kate Upton’s Almost Nude Tease For Contributer Magazine Kate Upton’s Sexy GQ Outtakes The Many Talents Of Kate Upton Kate Upton Gets Really Hot For Vogue Kate Upton Classes Up The Big Cleavage Kate Upton Belongs In A Little Bikini Kate Upton Is A Sweet Sweet Treat Kate Upton’s Legs For The Daily Dan Kate Upton Does It Again Kate Upton Pretends To Be Classy Kate Upton’s Sexy Bikini Video Goodness Kate Upton Should Hire Me As Her Ass Man Kate Upton’s Sexy DT Magazine Pictures Kate Upton’s Topless But Covered More Kate Upton posts
She was having an affair with her ‘son’… and the two plotted to murk her husband so they could collect his life insurance policy! Via the NY Daily Mail : A Las Vegas woman, her brother and her adopted son have all been charged with attempting to kill the woman’s husband so as to cash in on a life insurance policy. Amy Pearson, 42, was also involved in a romantic relationship with her adopted son, 21-year-old Michael Bessey, a police report released Monday stated, and had nearly finalized a divorce with Robert Bessey, 49. Once the divorce was completed, Pearson would no longer have a legal claim to the $250,000 life insurance policy, the police report said. On Nov. 14, Robert Bessey was driving his car on Interstate 15 when a gold SUV pulled up next to him and one of the occupants shot him in the neck. Bessey survived the attempt on his life, however, and called 911 with his cellphone. Surveillence video at a gas station placed Michael Bessey and Richard Pearson, 39, in the van shortly before the crime occurred. “Michael and Amy were very close,” Robert Bessey told police, the Las Vegas Review Journal reported. Apparently, that closeness was a factor in the divorce proceedings. Police initially didn’t arrest Amy Pearson, but on the strength of monitored communication between the woman and her adopted son, they built a case against her. Michael Bessey sent a letter to Pearson shortly after his arrest, and pleaded for his father to drop the charges against him. “Robert had read the entire letter, which stated, ‘I miss touching you,’” the police report said. A jailhouse confession made to Michael Bessey’s cellmate also helped police zero in on Pearson. “He and Amy Pearson were to receive $400,000 in total benefits,” the police report stated. “He was going to buy a truck, his mother was going to pay off her mortgage, and the two would never have to work again.” Interviewed by police, Amy Pearson’s sister-in-law recounted how Pearson lamented turning to the younger Bessey to kill his adopted father. “That’s what happens when you send a boy to do [a] woman’s work,” Pearson was reported to have said, according to the police report. There are speculations that Amy Pearson is actually the biological mother of Michael Bessey; he’s the victims stepson after Robert Bessey formally adopted him when he was younger. Yuck! Images via LVPD
Maybe Melo is sick of eating Honey Nut Cheerios… Trouble In LaLa and Carmelo Anthony’s Marriage Even though La La Anthony, Carmelo’s estranged wife, wasn’t at Madison Square Garden Monday night, her name sparked a near riot. Carmelo Anthony lost his cool after Boston Celtics bigmouth Kevin Garnett reportedly said his wife “tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios” — a dig at Anthony, who is estranged from his bangin’ wife, leading some to think they are heading to Splitsville soon! Via NY Daily News reports: The NBA superstars nearly came to blows Monday night after Garnett incorporated the General Mills cereal in a fit of trash talking about reality TV-star La La Anthony. “Your… wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios,” Garnett told Anthony in a heated Eastern Conference game at Madison Square Garden, according to the website Black Sports Online. Garnett’s slight came off as offensive and tasteless to Melo, who is having marital problems, a source told the Daily News. Garnett and Anthony had to be separated on court and both were hit with technical fouls. But the insult left Anthony so upset he sought out Garnett after the 102-96 Knicks loss, apparently to settle the score. An infuriated Anthony yelled at Garnett outside the Celtics’ locker room immediately after the game. He then tried to confront Garnett later as the Celtics were boarding their team bus to leave the Garden. Anthony and his wife have been living apart for at least two months , and La La rang in the New Year without him in Miami’s South Beach, the source said. “Getting ready to shut down Miami TONIGHT. Happy New Year!” La La tweeted from South Beach on New Year’s Eve. Anthony refused Tuesday to confirm what Garnett said to set him off, but he acknowledged that the caustic Celtic “crossed the line.” On her Twitter account, the Brooklyn-raised La La, 33, was asked about Garnett’s trash talk by fans, but she refused to take the bait. “Living life. Counting blessings, not burdens,” said La La, star of the VH1 reality show “La La’s Full Court Life.” La La attended Monday night’s game, her first after a noticeable absence from the Garden. Last season, La La attended nearly every home game and even traveled on the road to watch the team play. She’s also curbed her tweets about Melo this season after tweeting about him regularly last year. Looks like KG has sparked the match that lit the rumor mill on fire. Say it ain’t so! Do you think NBA’s biggest couple is heading for divorce??
In a new interview, Dina Lohan basically implies that Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck because she saw her father, Michael Lohan, abuse drugs – and her mom. “I need to make the world aware that Lindsay is messed up because her father is so messed up,” Dina told the New York Daily News in an explosive story. Dina claims her daughter’s ongoing problems all stem from graphic incidents in which she witnessed her father beat her mother in 1986 – and rape in 1990. “Lindsay saw her dad abuse me – that’s why she’s so screwed up,” Dina said. “She saw a lot of crazy stuff. I want the world to know the root of her problems.” “Lindsay saw the beatings an the abuse. She said, ‘Stay, mommy, don’t leave … I’m so sorry for making you stay.’ But I didn’t stay for Lindsay. I wanted all my kids to be happy.” Dina, 50, told the paper that the attack – one of many she says she endured during their 22-year marriage – occurred after they dined in Cold Spring Harbor, N.Y. Michael Lohan, she says, had spent the night getting drunk and high on cocaine, Dina claims, eventually leading him to punch her in the face with a closed fist. Dina backed up her clai with a photo of a bruise under her right eye, holding an infant Lindsay (she sought medical attention December 4, 1986 for facial “blunt trauma.”) Dina Lohan said that “when Lindsay saw the photo, she was furious. She said, ‘Tell the world! Talk about it!'” Michael denied the story to the paper, of course. According to MiLo, the circumstances were completely different. “I came in at 2 o’clock in the morning after being out with some friends,” he says. “I walked in and she hit me with an ice tray. With the back of my hand I slapped her in the face.” “Yes, it did happen in 1986. Were there any charges? No, not at all.” “I had a big black and blue mark on my neck – from her.” As for the alleged sexual assault, Dina said it took place in 1990, during a time he was in-and-out of jail for convictions tied to his former career as a stockbroker. “Michael was addicted to cocaine, like most stockbrokers back then,” Dina said. “He had a lot of bad stuff going on.” Nothing worse than that one night, however. She said Michael Lohan showed up in a limousine on Valentine’s Day, “out of jail and on another coke-fueled night,” and trying to rebuild their relationship. “He said, ‘I love you and I want to be with you,’ but then it went dark. It went dark really quick,” Dina said, adding that the rape occurred as Lindsay and her siblings slept. “I just knew I had to stay quiet … I [didn’t] want to wake them.” Dina, at her parents’ urging, went to the ER and had a rape kit performed, but said she never pursued further punishment for Michael, who was jail-bound at the time anyway. Not so, Michael says, recalling of the incident: “I went over to her parents’ house and made love to her … how can you rape a person when they’re on top of you?” A fair question, and an image we’re having trouble getting out of our brains. Michael said the rape accusation only sprouted when Dina heard a girlfriend of his in the background on the phone later that night … obviously. “She called the next day, crying,” he said. “I said, ‘Let’s work this out.'” “I got back with Dina. There were no charges.” Michael said of Dina’s accusation-loaded interview: “She’s bringing this up now because she’s drinking and partying with Lindsay. And she keeps robbing Lindsay.” “She is the devil.” Lindsay Lohan is broke , but the reasons for that are manifold. It’s a claim Mike has made many times before, and probably has a degree of truth to it … not that he’s been a saint to his ex or kids by any means. One thing’s for sure … this explains a lot about Lindsay.
Don’t worry folks, KFC ‘experts’ say it was just a kidney. SMH. 19-year-old Ibrahim Langoo was just tryin’ to get his grub on when he found a wrinkled up organ inside a piece of chicken he was about to bite in to. He took a picture with his cell and complained to staff. According to The Daily Mail , KFC offered the guy coupons for free food as an apology!?!? Mr Langoo and friend Laura Canning, 19, had popped into the Colchester, Essex branch of the fast food restaurant – known for its ‘Finger Lickin’ Good’ slogan – for lunch between classes. The pair – both musical theatre students at Colchester Institute – shared a £6.79 Gladiator box meal. Miss Canning ate the fillet burger, while Mr Langoo went for the two chicken pieces. ‘The first piece was absolutely fine – I was hungry and polished it off,’ Mr Langoo said. ‘I have a habit of picking the chicken off the bone with my fingers, and as I pulled the second piece apart I saw this horrible wrinkled foreign body. ‘I threw it down onto my tray immediately. It looked like a brain. ‘I suddenly felt grim and really sick. ‘I couldn’t bring myself to pick the lump up so I went to the serving counter to complain. ‘It was about 1pm and pretty hectic in the restaurant and as it was so busy none of the staff helped me.’ Repulsed, Mr Langoo left the takeaway and later submitted a complaint online, along with a photo of the organ taken on his mobile phone. ‘I didn’t want to pick the “brain” up as I couldn’t bear to look at it,’ Mr Langoo said. ‘I was grossed out by the fact that I could so easily have eaten it without realising. ‘I just wanted to get out of KFC as quickly as I could. I still feel really sick and disgusted by it all now. ‘KFC say they are sorry and are concerned to hear of my experience as they have “rigorous standards” but I’m still not impressed. ‘I never want to eat KFC again – in Colchester or anywhere else. I’ll eat chicken at home, where I can see how it’s been prepared.’ Experts at KFC have examined the photograph and believe the unsightly organ was a chicken kidney. A spokesman for the firm said: ‘We always try to ensure the highest standards in all of our restaurants. ‘Although we haven’t received the product, it appears from a photograph that unfortunately on this occasion a kidney, and not a brain as claimed, was not removed in the preparation process. ‘We’re very sorry about Mr Langoo’s experience and while there was no health risk, we agree it was unsightly. ‘We will be carrying out a full investigation and providing him with a gesture of goodwill.’ KFC refused to disclose the amount of vouchers that could be available. Why the hell would the guy want free food after this??? Images via tumblr
Is Kris Humprhries trying to hurt KimYe’s baby??? Kim certainly has her hands full. Not only is she expecting her first child with Kanye West, but Kris is bragging to friends that he’s prolonging their divorce in an effort to hurt her , according to a new report! Kris Humphries Prolonging Divorce With Kim Kardashain Via HollywoodLife reports: Since Kanye West announced that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with his baby, estranged husband Kris Humphries has reportedly been telling his friends that he’s “got all the power” now. “He brags to everyone that he has that power. He’s said it a million times,” a source close to Kris tells New York Daily News. “They can’t go to court until his basketball season is over, so he tells people that he is in control of her misery. When he found out about the baby, he was bragging to all of his friends that he wasn’t going to ‘allow’ her to be divorced when she had the baby. He intends to tell his attorney when they set a trial date next month that he can’t do it until late summer. It’s all planned and calculated,” the source adds. While Kim is not surprised by Kris’ antics at this point, she is shocked that he would try to get custody of her unborn baby girl. Kris will legally be “presumed” to be the father of Kim’s baby, as long as he is still married to her when the baby is born. A source close to Kim tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively, “Kim was shocked when she found out that Kris could technically try to get custody. It sounds totally crazy! Why would he do that when it’s only going to make him look bad. But Kim wouldn’t put anything past Kris, all he cares about is hurting her, so of course she’s worried that he’ll do something to ruin the best moment of her life.” Our insider adds, “It’s upsetting for her, but she’s still not going to give in. Kim’s a fighter and even though a lot of people think that Kim took advantage of Kris it was the other way around. She did love him and she gave him a hundred percent so there’s no way she’s going to turn around and say it was a fraud – that would be lying to the court.” It is widely known that when women are stressed during pregnancy it can affect the unborn child, even leading to miscarriage in some cases. Do you think The “Dumped Hump” would be malicious and vindictive enough to try and hurt Kimmy Cakes during her pregnancy? WENN
