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Kelly Brook Big Beach Bikini Breasts

It’s pretty clear that Kelly Brook isn’t a supermodel, her thickish frame tells us that, but the woman knows what she’s doing in the hotness department. So she’s got a few extra pounds on her, it’s just more to love. Here she is lounging around on the beach, taking an outdoor bikini shower and showing off her plus size breasts. I like it. Of course there’s a muscle douche in a speedo not to far away in every shot, so annoying, but Kelly is so hot that I don’t care. Enjoy.

Mila Kunis Makes Sweatpants Sexy

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there’s no place in the world for dumpy sweatpants on a hot chick. It’s just a waste. That being said, I’m actually alright with these shots of Mila Kunis . I know that goes against everything I believe in, but the woman is so gorgeous that she’d probably look good in a garbage bag. Especially if she’s going to wear that garbage bag as low as she’s wearing these sweatpants. They need to make low riding sweatpants that are also tight in the booty. Gold mine!

Courtney Robertson Bikini Pictures

If you’re like me and only watched the Bachelor because your girlfriend watches it and you don’t want to piss her off, than you know this Courtney Robertson as the winner everybody loved to hate. I thought she was an idiot too, but after seeing these shots of her running around on the beach in her sexy little bikini I’m beginning to get what the douche saw in her. Ass… That’s what he saw in her… Ass. Good choice.

Teresa Palmer Surprised Sports Bra Pictures

I think I’ve had this Teresa Palmer chick on the site before and I’m not afraid to say that I didn’t know who she was then and I don’t know who she is now. Here she is walking the streets in her sexy sports bra and shorty shorts. I guess someone didn’t realize that she might be famous enough to have her picture taken. Awesome. Maybe next time she’ll change clothes in front of an open window or stand on a subway vent in a loose fitting dress. Whoever you are, you’ve got a fan in this guy. Keep up the good work.

Kelly Brook’s Curvy Foot Fetish

This Cannes Film Festival crap seems like a place where all celebrities do all day, at least the ones who aren’t actually invited to any of the movies, is search out silly photo opportunities. I get the feeling that Kelly Brook is one of those celebrities. Here she is poolside with that pasty fat guy who kind of looks like an alcoholic Richard Branson. I thinks he’s got his own talk show or something, he’s one of those people who only British people know anything about. Whoever he is he’s drinking out of Kelly’s high heels. Lucky bastard. If you’re into that kind of thing.

Kelly Brook Needs To Hit The Beach

Hmmm, you guys all know how much I adore Kelly Brook , she’s my favorite, so this is kind of hard for me to say, but why is she looking so chubby? Please tell me it’s just the frumpy outfit and we’re not having another pregnancy scare. Don’t get me wrong, her face is still as sexy as ever, but something just isn’t working for me in the mid-section. I’m going to need to see her in a bikini or a skimpy bathing suit…. STAT!

Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Short Shorts

I’m not sure I’m supposed to be posting pictures of teenagers in their hipster mom short shorts, but that’s exactly what’s happening here. Someone needs to get this Kendall Jenner chick under control before she becomes another attention whoring Kardashian. I think it’s too late.

Kelly Kelly’s Hot Rod Bikini Bod

I’m normally a little frightened by women who wrestle for a living, I’m also afraid of sharks, but I would love to go a few rounds with this Kelly Kelly hottie. Not real wrestling of course, I’m talking about a baby pool filled with oil or jell-o or whipped cream or something sexy like that. Anything that allows me to get a few solid handfuls of this hottie… I’ll even wear a bikini if that will make her feel more comfortable.

Mila Kunis Gets All Sexy And What Not

It’s not often I get pictures of Mila Kunis just lounging around in her what, evening gown? I don’t get it. I guess I really don’t know what the hell is going on in these shots, but I’m not all that picky so I’ll take what I can get. Apparently these are a few pictures of the hottie in some Cosmopolitan outtakes making pouty faces in her short dress and stripper heels. I like it. I want to take a tasty bite out of those thighs.

Tila Tequila Classes Up The Fake Breasts

I haven’t seen Tila Tequila in a while, I just assumed she was at some rehab center getting her act together or working as a “hostess” at a strip club, but she’s actually looking really good. Here she is all cleaned up and looking hot at a party she was invited to for some reason. Hmmm, I think she might be a little TOO cleaned up for my taste. Big fake breasts shouldn’t be covered up in a sober businesswoman dress. Such a waste. Someone get her a drink.