Her name is Alena. I don’t know where she is from, or what her deal is. I just know that I’ve never felt a love like this before. Her tits are huge, her body is long and lean, her ass amazing…and I feel like she crawled out of my fantasy of what a girl is supposed to look like naked, put her in a studio with stupid lights and let some dude named Igor Oussenko takes pics of her, because my sexual fantasies always end with a girl running off with another dude to get naked. Via TREATS The post Alena for Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s… That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career… Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage. To See The Rest of the Day Click Here The post Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In theaters, Dakota Johnson is stripped down and tied up in Fifty Shades of Grey . On TV, Melanie Lynskey showed some skinskey on Togetherness , and the pirate series Black Sails had more treasure chests from Hannah New and Jessica Parker Kennedy .
Dakota Johnson is going to be pretty naked in a couple of days, for the much anticipated by people who have never heard of porno, 50 Shades of Grey, a simple shitty book that has made at least one bored housewife, billions of fucking dollars, all thanks to writing about her fantasies thanks to a boring suburban life. The whole thing is pretty fucking crazy considering the over-sexed world we live in…. She’s the daughter of Melanie Griffith, who was the daughter of the woman in The Birds, and who has rolled through a bunch of men, including her dad Don Johnson, from Miami vice, and this is her big break out role, that was pretty hard to get considering how hooked up her family is….not that that matters….what matters is that if you’re smart, you’ll take your girl to this shit, because despite all the haters out there, girls get horny to this shit, and a horny girl…getting off in a theater to low grade harlequin smut…is still a girl with soaked through panties who wants to relive the excitement on your dick, because it is closest…. It’s like when kids see an action movie and go pretend they are fucking ninjas…only the sex version… Good times…here’s her ass…that they are leaking… The post Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Well, it’s finally here. Red Room of Pain Week is upon us, as Fifty Shades of Grey is soon to hit theaters with a bang. (Make that several bangs.) Despite rumors that Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson hate each other , the kinky onscreen couple has been making the media rounds to help psych fans up for what could be the one of the biggest R-rated blockbuster hits of all time. So consider yourself warned – the gallery above gets increasingly NSFW as it progresses. You won’t see Dornan fully nude here, but then again, you won’t see that in the movie, either. You’ve gotta give credit to the film’s marketing team credit for enticing crowds with reminders of the movie’s more porn-y elements (See: above), while at the same portraying Fifty Shades as a harmless good time at the movies for fans of the book who may feel intimidated by the prospect of watching a skin flick in public. (See: Dakota Johnson’s “anything can be sexy” sketch from last night’s Fallon.) So check out the slideshow above, for a bit of the Fifty Shades’ teams inspired viral marketing. It should be enough to hold you over until the real sexy-time starts this weekend. So make sure you’ve got your advanced tickets, and whatever you do…don’t forget your safe word. 21 Hottest Jamie Dornan Photos 1. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Photo View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling shirtless. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. What do you think? 2. Jamie Dornan in Hogan View Photo Jamie Dornan in Hogan menswear. The man who will play Christian Grey is a real stud. 3. Jamie Dornan Modeling Hogan View Photo Jamie Dornan models Hogan menswear. The man who will play Christian Grey is a real hottie. 4. Jamie Dornan For Hogan View Photo Jamie Dornan models for Hogan. He’s kinda the man. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson View Photo Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in a new photo promoting Fifty Shades of Grey. Can you see them as Christian and Ana in the movie? 6. Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson Photo View Photo Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in a new photo promoting Fifty Shades of Grey. Can you see them as Christian and Ana? 7. Jamie Dornan: Christian Grey View Photo Fifty Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan as his character Christian Grey in EW. What hotness. 8. Jamie Dornan in GQ View Photo Jamie Dornan in GQ, putting the moves on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jamie Dornan Photograph View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling as part of a campaign for Calvin Klein. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. 10. Jamie Dornan: Model View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling and showing some chest action. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. Satisfied? 11. Jamie Dornan: Hot! View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling. And looking hot. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. 12. Jamie Dornan Image View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Jamie Dornan CK View Photo Jamie Dornan shirtless and modeling for CK. This is your Christian Grey, fans, movie fans. 14. Jamie Dornan Modeling View Photo Jamie Dornan shirtless and modeling for Calvin Klein. This is your Christian Grey, fans. 15. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Pic View Photo Jamie Dornan shirtless and modeling. This is your Christian Grey, fans. 16. Jamie Dornan Shirtless View Photo Jamie Dornan is shirtless here for Calvin Klein. His name has been associated with the role of Christian Grey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jamie Dornan Calvin Klein Ad View Photo Looking good, Jamie Dornan! This is a photo of the actor posing for Calvin Klein. 18. Jamie Dornan and Eva Mendes View Photo Jamie Dornan and Eva Mendes in an ad for Calvin Klein. Christian Grey, everyone! 19. Jamie Dornan, Wife View Photo Jamie Dornan and his wife Amelia Warner have welcomed their first child. Congrats! 20. Jamie Dornan Hot Pic View Photo Jamie Dornan naked … or as close as you’re gonna probably get in a hot pic from a magazine. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like 21 Hottest Jamie Dornan Photos? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Josh Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting fame claims to love gay people, but his endorsement of a pair of controversial authors would suggest otherwise. He recently plugged home improvement experts David and Jason Benham‘s Christianity-based book, Whatever The Cost , on his official Instagram. “An incredible story of faith,” the soon-to-be father of four gushed. David and Jason Benham have came under heavy scrutiny, however, for openly slamming gay men and women on a conservative radio show. “We have a homosexuality and its agenda that is attacking the nation,” David said, lamenting the “demonic ideologies” taking over our schools. In the wake of the controversial statements, the Benhams’ HGTV reality series, Flip It Forward , was canceled before its’ October 2014 premiere. Josh, the eldest son of 19 Kids And Counting parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, has been proactively fighting same-sex marriage for years. A 26-year-old conservative activist, Josh Duggar says he loves gay people , even as he works within the political process to fight against their rights. He has said that he’s actually trying to help their sad, lonely lifestyle as a result of his agenda, which tells you a lot about how he views the community. In November, the Family Research Council Action executive director proudly led a gay marriage opposition rally in his home state capitol in Arkansas. Josh Duggar and his family are equally passionate about abortion. Even his pregnant wife Anna Duggar caused controversy this week when she used Black History Month to attack the controversial medical procedure. As always, the Duggars are steadfast in their beliefs, and are not about to let their elevated celebrity profiles stand in the way of expressing them. On the contrary, as they gain more and more of a platform, look for them to be ever more vocal in pursuit of what they feel is the righteous path. 13 Biggest Duggar Family Scandals 1. Jessa Gets Strapped View Post Jessa Duggar and her then-boyfriend Ben Seewald began courting controversy almost from the moment they started dating, posing for photos like this one – a picture that now seems tame considering what they’ve been stirring up more recently. 2. Stop the Baby Holocaust! View Post It’s no secret that the Duggars are pro-life, but Michelle has been incredibly vocal about stopping what she says is the glocal Baby Holocaust. 3. The List View Post The Duggar family’s courting rules are well established, but you won’t believe some of the specific things they don’t allow. 4. Free Jana! View Post The plight of maligned, put-upon sister Jana Duggar has hit home with fans in recent months, with 19 Kids and Counting episodes showing her doting on Jessa and Ben, and amid rumors that she is not allowed to marry because Jim Bob and Michelle force her to take care of all the younger kids. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ben Bashes Catholics View Post Ben Seewald’s Facebook page is again a source of controversy. Jessa Duggar’s boyfriend found himself the target of a barrage of criticism after psting a status update in which he criticized Catholicism. 6. Covenant Marriage View Post Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard have entered into an extreme sort of marriage. Under the terms of a “covenant marriage,” it’s almost impossible to get a divorce. 7. Birth Control Does What? View Post Jim Bob Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting doesn’t just not believe in using birth control, he feels it’s something that actually causes miscarriages and abortions. 8. Hitler’s Doppelgangers View Post Ben Seewald’s father is weighing in on some of the criticism Jessa Duggar recently endured, calling her critics “Hitler’s Doppelgangers.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessa and Ben Consummate Their Marriage … IMMEDIATELY View Post A guest at the wedding of Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald claims the newlyweds were caught having sex at their own wedding reception. The guest has called the couple out on her blog. 10. Down With Evolution and Atheism! View Post Jessa Duggar took a trip to the Creation Museum in Kentucky recently. Unfortunately, she then shared her version of scientific facts with her many Instagram followers. 11. Michelle Fights Anti-Discrimination Law View Post Michelle Duggar expressed her shocking views on the the transgender community in a recent audio recording. The Duggar matriarch conflates transgender people with sexual predators. 12. Show Us Your Kissing Pics (If You’re Straight and White)! View Post Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have asked married couples to post photos of themselves kissing to the family’s Facebook page. They’ve been accused of deleting photos from gay and interracial couples. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Petition Aims to Cancel 19 Kids & Counting View Post The future of 19 Kids and Counting may be in question. A petition written with the goal of having the show taken off the air has now received 123,000 signatures. The End. Did you like 13 Biggest Duggar Family Scandals? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
It’s almost here. After months of anticipation, the Fifty Shades of Grey movie will hit theaters and millions of randy fans will line up to see if the jaw-dropping sexcapades that made the book an international sensation are just as hot on screen. Naturally, a major factor in whether or not the film adaptation will work is the chemistry (or lack thereof) between leads Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. Unfortunately, if Johnson and Dornan’s press tour is any indication, the relationship between the co-stars is less hot and heavy and more ho-hum. The earliest indication that Johnson and Dornan are less than BFFs came during a Today Show interview to promote the first Fifty Shades trailer . The tension between the two was so clear that Natalie Morales asked (jokingly) if they hate each other. She seemed a bit taken aback when Dornan nodded yes, and Johnson simply dodged the question: Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson: Awkward Fifty Shades Interview That’s just one of many awkward interviews involving the two people who are supposed to convincingly pretend to be mad with lust for one another. In fact, sources close to the film say that thus far the Fifty Shades press tour has been an utter disaster. In addition to the fact that Dornan and Johnson seem unable to hide their contempt for one another, their lack of enthusiasm for the film itself is often obvious when they’re describing their steamier onscreen interactions. Sex scenes are obviously central to the film and both actors seem to be going out of their way to provide spectacularly un -sexy descriptions when asked about their characters’ famously kinky coitus. Johnson has described filming the scenes as a “task,” Dornan has said that he found filming to be unpleasant and stated that he would “take a long shower” before returning home to his wife. So who’s up for two co-stars who hate each other and were clearly disgusted by their own love scenes? We think the John Oliver Fifty Shades audition might have actually been sexier than that. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailers 1. Beyonce Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer View Video Beyonce teases the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer with this Instagram video. 2. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer View Video The first official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey. The film will be released in February of 2015. 3. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Fan Made Version) View Video A movie trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, made by a fan on the Internet. It’s not bad really! 4. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Fan Edition) View Video A trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, made by a fan on the Internet. It’s not bad if you think about it. Totes fake! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Fan Made Edition) View Video A trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, made by a fan on the Internet. It’s not bad if you consider it’s not real! 6. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Fan-Made) View Video A trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, made by a fan on the Internet. It’s not bad! 7. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson) View Video An unofficial trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. 8. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Garrett Hedlund Edition) View Video A fan made trailer pushing for Garrett Hedlund as Christian in Fifty Shades of Grey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Michael Bay Version) View Video Michael Bay directs this faux Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. It’s hilarious. 10. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Unofficial) View Video An unofficial, fan-made trailer based on EL James’ erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, starring Alexis Bledel (as Anastasia Steele) and Matt Bomer (as Christian Grey). The End. Did you like Fifty Shades of Grey Trailers? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
It’s almost here. After months of anticipation, the Fifty Shades of Grey movie will hit theaters and millions of randy fans will line up to see if the jaw-dropping sexcapades that made the book an international sensation are just as hot on screen. Naturally, a major factor in whether or not the film adaptation will work is the chemistry (or lack thereof) between leads Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. Unfortunately, if Johnson and Dornan’s press tour is any indication, the relationship between the co-stars is less hot and heavy and more ho-hum. The earliest indication that Johnson and Dornan are less than BFFs came during a Today Show interview to promote the first Fifty Shades trailer . The tension between the two was so clear that Natalie Morales asked (jokingly) if they hate each other. She seemed a bit taken aback when Dornan nodded yes, and Johnson simply dodged the question: Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson: Awkward Fifty Shades Interview That’s just one of many awkward interviews involving the two people who are supposed to convincingly pretend to be mad with lust for one another. In fact, sources close to the film say that thus far the Fifty Shades press tour has been an utter disaster. In addition to the fact that Dornan and Johnson seem unable to hide their contempt for one another, their lack of enthusiasm for the film itself is often obvious when they’re describing their steamier onscreen interactions. Sex scenes are obviously central to the film and both actors seem to be going out of their way to provide spectacularly un -sexy descriptions when asked about their characters’ famously kinky coitus. Johnson has described filming the scenes as a “task,” Dornan has said that he found filming to be unpleasant and stated that he would “take a long shower” before returning home to his wife. So who’s up for two co-stars who hate each other and were clearly disgusted by their own love scenes? We think the John Oliver Fifty Shades audition might have actually been sexier than that. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailers 1. Beyonce Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer View Video Beyonce teases the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer with this Instagram video. 2. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer View Video The first official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey. The film will be released in February of 2015. 3. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Fan Made Version) View Video A movie trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, made by a fan on the Internet. It’s not bad really! 4. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Fan Edition) View Video A trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, made by a fan on the Internet. It’s not bad if you think about it. Totes fake! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Fan Made Edition) View Video A trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, made by a fan on the Internet. It’s not bad if you consider it’s not real! 6. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Fan-Made) View Video A trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, made by a fan on the Internet. It’s not bad! 7. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson) View Video An unofficial trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. 8. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Garrett Hedlund Edition) View Video A fan made trailer pushing for Garrett Hedlund as Christian in Fifty Shades of Grey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Michael Bay Version) View Video Michael Bay directs this faux Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. It’s hilarious. 10. Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer (Unofficial) View Video An unofficial, fan-made trailer based on EL James’ erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, starring Alexis Bledel (as Anastasia Steele) and Matt Bomer (as Christian Grey). The End. Did you like Fifty Shades of Grey Trailers? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Fifty Shades of Grey hits theaters one week from Friday, just in time for Valentine’s Day, and to whet your appetites, we have the first full scene now. In it, we see Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson as Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele (sorry, just Ana), at the hardware store where she works. Looks like someone’s stocking up on some home improvement essentials! Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Scene With his piercing gaze, Christian swings by the store unannounced – he’s in the area on business – and rattles off his not-at-all shady shopping list: Rope Cable ties Masking tape (1″ and 2″ thick!) Innocent Ana, of course, asks the dashing billionaire bad boy is he is redecorating his house and of course that’s not what he’s there for. At all. Christian Grey does not do home renovations. He hires people to do that for him while he’s tied up on business. He also doesn’t do romance. He often gets tied up there as well … if you know what we mean! Right Ana? See what we did there? Tied up? S&M? Poor thing has no CLUE. Sure enough, though. Soon enough. It’s just a matter of time before she learns his true, NC-17 rated (or at least R-rated for the purposes of getting this thing in front of a mass audience) intentions. Watch the scene below as you gear up to see the movie – without the Fifty Shades of Grey tampon scene , sadly – in theaters February 13. You hyped? Fifty Shades of Grey: HOT Second Trailer GIFs 1. Hot Hot HOT That look on Ana’s face as Christian Grey takes off his tie says it all.
