You won’t believe this, but a Dallas man who sent a resume, job application, and photograph of his penis to a Texas company did not get the position. He is, however, in a precarious legal position as a result. He faces a misdemeanor charge for his trouble, as the recipients were apparently unamused. The man was hilariously applying for a position at Texas Workforce Solutions, a company devoted to, of all things, preparing clients for the workplace. When a 25-year-old employee of the organization received the guy’s application and unique letter of recommendation (so to speak), she promptly called police. They tracked his application, which had been sent from a personal email and issued the man a ticket for “obscene display or distribution,” a class C misdemeanor. A spokesperson for the Dallas Police Department confirmed this actually happened , and said that as far as he can tell, the man is still unemployed. “I think I know why he can’t find a job,” he reportedly told the Dallas Observer . Yeah. On a related note, we know why these people are unemployed, too … 13 Idiots Who Got Fired Because of Social Media Open Slideshow 1. @CarlyCrunkBear Carly “@CarlyCrunkBear” McKinney, whose handle says it all really, was a 10th grade math teacher who often posted images like this on Twitter. Her employers were not happy and placed her on administrative leave. Her students thought she was pretty awesome, and protested to get her back. To no avail. She was fired in the end. View As List
You’d think a 65-year-old man would have good enough sense to know not to trust wiring money to a stranger ! Man Sues OKCupid.com For Not Warning About Dangers Of Online Dating But apparently EVERYTHING has to come with a warning label these days. According to NY Daily News reports : A Queens man is suing online dating service OkCupid.com after a failed relationship that started on the site set him back over $70,000. Michael Picciano says in papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court that when he found a man calling himself Bruce Thompson in February 2013, he “felt safe and trusted the profile” of the man because of the dating site’s reputation. Picciano, 65, says that after 10 days of chatting on the site, he and Thompson moved to personal emails at Thompson’s suggestion. About a month later, Thompson made his first telephone call to Picciano and by the end of March, Thompson was asking for money for a new computer parts business. “Believing his story because he now trusted Thompson based on their multiple daily conversations,” Picciano went to his bank — the Little Neck branch of Capital One — and made two wire transfers worth a total of $12,000 to a Charles Willard in Dallas, Texas, according to court papers. When those funds were returned to Capital One, Thompson asked Picciano to send the money instead to the account of Dennis E. Racer in Addison, Texas, according to the court papers. Picciano sent a third wire transfer of $12,000 to Edmond Thebeau in Ontario, Canada and a fourth wire in mid April to MacBenson and Associates in Manchester, England. The wire transfers added up to a whopping $70,460. Picciano eventually discovered none of the recipients were legit and the money instead went to Thompson’s accounts, according to his suit. However, all of the wire transfer reports issued to Picciano by Capitol One had the bank’s name and address as the recipient instead of the real recipient. Late last April, a friend searched the internet and found Thompson’s name on a website called malescammers.com, the suit says. Picciano says he contacted the NYPD and he gave a detective a $100,000 forged check that Thompson had sent Picciano to gain his trust. According to court papers, a police crime lab didn’t find fingerprints on the check and learned that the software used to create the check could not be traced. Picciano says he believes Thompson is back on OkCupid, trolling for new victims and using the screen name “bigheartedbt,” according to the court papers. Picciano is faulting the website for not giving subscribers warnings and Capital One for not getting him the proper information about where his wire transfers were really being received. There was no immediate comment from the bank or the parent company of OkCupid, IAC.com. What kinda cyber schlong was homeboy slanging to talk dude out of that kind of money after knowing him just a few months?! And why didn’t he think to check malescammers.com BEFORE wiring the money? Just sayin! Do you think OKCupid owes this guy ANYTHING? Shutterstock
Farrah Abraham is anything but a hypocrite. Actually, she’s kid the definition of a hypocrite. Or maybe just a pathological liar or some hybrid of the two. Whatever. The point we’re making here is that when her daughter Sophia wants plastic surgery one day, do not expect the reality star to stand in the way. The Farrah 2: Backdoor & More star says she’s open to the idea of letting her daughter eventually go under the knife. Sophia, by the way, is FOUR. The MTV personality reveals in an interview with Radar: “I have to say, we very much believe that we are pretty. We are secure people. But if there’s something that she can’t live with, then yes go for it!” Secure is not the word we would’ve chosen, but because she’s trying not to screw up Sophia permanently, she does have one key stipulation for this. “Like myself, I waited till I was 18,” Farrah Abraham explained to the site. “If she would like to do that, she’s her own adult. And … if it’s for a real reason.” A real reason? She doesn’t elaborate there, but adds, “ I’m supportive , but I don’t think in any way shape or form she will need that. She’s a very adorable, good looking, great kid.” Abraham, on the other hand, has drastically changed her looks, getting breast augmentations, a nose job, chin implants, and lip injections over the years. “I envisioned myself looking one way and I changed it,” Abraham says. “And I’m still happy and I don’t b—h about my looks anymore.” Just about being called a porn star, even though she totes is one. As for future procedures? Don’t rule those out either, she says: “I feel like if I am preventing aging, yes. There’s always little things I can do. But at this time right now, my esthetician and my doctors don’t recommend that, so I’m not going to.” Phew. For more epic Farrah Abraham quotes … see below: 15 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time Open Slideshow 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. View As List [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex … to me it’s kind of the same thing because both things are intimate. Permalink: Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom Added: February 18, 2014 2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having… I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen’s club, opening up a children’s clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I’m going to do it. It suits me well. Permalink: It Suits Her Added: February 18, 2014 3. It Suits Her I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth…. I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents you’re ever gonna meet. That’s who I am. Permalink: I Work HARD Added: February 18, 2014 4. I Work HARD I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents… I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good at business-wise. That’s Farrah. If you know me, that’s me. Permalink: Better Products Added: February 18, 2014 5. Better Products I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good… Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I’m smart, and I’m happy that I did that. Permalink: Smart Business Woman Added: February 18, 2014 6. Smart Business Woman Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be… I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore. Permalink: I’m Not a Porn Star! Added: February 18, 2014 7. I’m Not a Porn Star! I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that,… ) #XXX I KNOW WHAT’S OUT. Don’t talk to me about it! Thanks Permalink: Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! Added: February 18, 2014 8. Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! ) #XXX You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that’s how I feel about that. Permalink: True Professional Added: February 18, 2014 9. True Professional You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person… [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big. Permalink: James Deen Sucks! Added: February 18, 2014 10. James Deen Sucks! [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the… [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. Permalink: Take That, Charlie Sheen Added: February 18, 2014 11. Take That, Charlie Sheen [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting… Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone. Permalink: Overwhelmed Added: February 18, 2014 12. Overwhelmed Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick… [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink. Permalink: Not TRYING to Drink Added: February 18, 2014 13. Not TRYING to Drink [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to… [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Permalink: .147 BAC = Safe Added: February 18, 2014 14. .147 BAC = Safe [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. Permalink: Farrah vs. Jenelle Added: February 18, 2014 15. Farrah vs. Jenelle Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.
