I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is, I just know that she’s one of those obscure actresses who pops up on random fan boards, and in the paparazzi, who has a totally engaged audience, who would go to the trouble of starting her own fan board….like she was in Twilight, or something equally engaging for people who have no friends and are into any accessible looking chick, because well, she’s accessible…and gives them hope of a better, less lonely tomorrow. I guess I could google her, but her bird face makes me not care…. Instead I will just post pics of her in Ocean Drive, probably looking better than she’s ever looked, but she’s still some grey area acrtress in her 30s, which as far as I’m concerned is a decade too old for anyone to be putting her in magazines, there are younger versions of her who can do the job better, but here are the pics anyway.
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My one Lady Gaga story is actually a lot like these pictures of her in some club in France, wearing a thong and panties…. It was back when she was using Perez Hilton to get famous, and it was right before she fully broke into the mainstream, but she was still famous enough to roll into clubs with her own security…where they sanctioned off a booth for her…and where my drunk as fuck ass moved in and kept grabbing her thong and fishnet ass…which at the time was still thick as fuck, but firm and amazing, despite possibly being pre-op and very near to testicles…she didn’t feel anything, so I kept going, and I guess I was close to fingering her asshole, and I guess 5 years hasn’t really changed her much…except now she’s on the collapse of her empire, not building the foundation of the empire, like when I grabbed her ass… I’ve told this story before, but I don’t leave my house much, so deal with it.Here she is ridiculous…just because…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know what this Chinese Girls Dance video is, but I know that I liked it, because Asia is fucking weird, and amazing, and the future and Asian girls can be fucking hot, since they aren’t fat, except the ones that eat too much McDonalds, and I want to eat their little egg rolls whenever I try to seduce them and fail because they are actually alien robots sent to steal manufacturing from AMERICA in order to become the world leader and richest country….that I can’t relate to….but thanks to communism controlling the masses the creepy drone takeover will happen…and I hope these two are the ones who kill me.
All those years hitting “The Carlton” on cue paid off… Alfonso Ribero Wins Season 19 Of Dancing With The Stars Via HollywoodLife : After the Nov. 24 show, Alfonso & Witney were at the top of the leaderboard with a perfect score of 80. Sadie & Mark got a 78 and Janel & Val got a 77. For the Nov. 25 finale, the three finalists had just 24 hours to create a brand new routine fusing two styles of dance together. Alfonso Ribeiro and Witney Carson danced their final routine to a Cha Cha and Argentine Tango. “The amazing Alfonso. Always switched on, always turned on to the max. A real performer. You always give the audience what they want. You’re a legend,” Bruno screamed. Carrie Ann said: “Your love for dance just shines! You ARE a glitter ball!” Len said his dancing was “natural.” Julianne said it was “super tight, super clean. You would have thought that you had weeks to [practice] this dance.” They also got a 40! Then Alfonso said he would be going on tour for 7 weeks with the DWTS cast — we can’t wait! After 11 weeks of competition, Alfonso & Witney were named the winners! Nice! Congrats to Alfonso on the win.
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Which of her relationships is she talking about?? Jennifer Lopez Reveals History Of Abuse In Relationships Via PageSix : Was abuse the reason Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony called it quits in 2011? In a short excerpt (via People) from her forthcoming memoir, “True Love,” Lopez, 45, recalls the day she revealed her marriage was over and the thoughts about relationships that followed. The singer was on the set of a photo shoot in July 2011. Things on the outside seemed to be picture perfect for Lopez: She had recently celebrated her seventh wedding anniversary (June 5), her twins Max and Emme were doing well and her newest single, “On the Floor,” had soared to number one around the world. But on the inside, Lopez was struggling with her relationship. “In a blur of fear and panic, I looked at Benny [Medina] and my mother and blurted out the words: ‘I don’t think I can be with Marc anymore.’ Then I burst into tears,” Lopez writes. “It was out. The thing I feared more than anything in the world. I collapsed into their arms and began to sob.” Lopez and Anthony publicly announced their divorce on July 15, 2011. “Hardest. Day. Ever,” she dramatically sums up. In the year that followed, Lopez launched her Dance Again tour, on which she wanted to show the “truth about abusive relationships.” Lopez never says her seven-year marriage to Anthony was abusive, although she once called their relationship “very Sonny and Cher,” and also opens up about abuse in her past. “I’ve never gotten a black eye or a busted lip, but I’ve been in relationships where I have felt abused in way or another: mentally, emotionally, verbally,” she writes. “I know what it feels like for your soul to be diminished by the way your loved one is treating you.” The “Booty” singer’s list of exes include Diddy, Casper Smart, three ex-husbands Ojani Noa, Chris Judd and Anthony and a highly publicized engagement to Ben Affleck. Lopez says it took her years to learn that abusive relationships fall on the shoulders of both partners. “Because every day that you don’t walk out that door, every day you accept things in your partner and in yourself, is a day that you’re saying it’s okay,” she writes. “True Love” is released on Nov. 4. Domestic violence is definitely a hot-button issue…but it’s rare you hear of celebs coming forward to speak of emotional and verbal abuse. We wonder which of her many highly publicized love affairs this story comes from…
The first thing you should know about Nikki Reed and Kaley Cuoco is that both women are devoted animal lovers. The second thing you should know is that they have wicked, ill dance moves, yo. Think those two facts have nothing to do with each other? Well then check out this video of Kaley and Nikki gettin’ down together at a recent ASPCA benefit: Kaley Cuoco and Nikki Reed Dance Video Nikki recently adopted a horse with her boyfriend Ian Somerhalder, and she’s been an outspoken vegan for years. Kaley’s crusades for pit bull rights , raises money to protect seals, and participates in just about every kind of pro-animal endeavor there is along with her husband, Ryan Sweeting. But clearly the most important thing these two share in common is a love twerking and air-humping. You can’t learn moves like that overnight. Check out the masterful way that Kaley improvises with the pooper scooper. We’re not even sure what she’s doing, but it looks amazing. We don’t know if Kaley and Nikki have hung out previously, but based on this clip we’re gonna assume they’re BFFs at this point. Apparently, Kaley’s spiky new haircut wasn’t the only new revelation of the night. The only reason to watch The Big Bang Theory became besties with that girl from Twilight, and it was magical. Someone get these two a spin-off where they hang out with pale dudes together ! 33 Hottest Pics of Kaley Cuoco 1. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo The world’s hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.
