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Things That Went Away in 2009 (and What Should Have Gone Instead)

It was a miserable, terrible year full of death and loss.

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Dane Cook Heckler Steals the Show

Filed under: Wacky & Weird , Drunks Dane Cook didn’t even need to be on stage to get heckled this weekend — because one wacked out drunk dude outside Crown Bar was relentless in trying to get him to tell a “funny joke.”As usual with Dane, nay a funny joke was told.

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Dane Cook — Goody Two Shoes of Comedy

Filed under: Wacky & Weird According to Dane Cook, he “don’t drink, don’t smoke” — so what does he do?Well, yesterday leaving Crunch gym, he double-fisted protein shakes, introduced us to his “parents” and called his time with our photog his “favorite interview” ever.You … Permalink

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Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph

Jeremy Piven , Dane Cook and Kid Rock all went out in Vegas together and took a picture to document the fun times, which they then posted to Twitter. Prepare to moisten when you click through! Dane Cook first posted the link to this photo, which was then re-tweeted by Jeremy Piven : Yes, the boys were “nailing down 2am Vegas style” and the conversation leading up to the moment captured in the photograph probably went something like this: Piven: Dudes! You guys look fucking fresh rocking the Fedoras on your domes. I should’ve brought mine! Cook: That’s alright bro, you look pretty damn fresh without one

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Plumbers Crack Usher Over Shampoo Bowl

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Usher Usher’s bathroom has ignited a war between the singer and the plumbers who worked on it — and the next thing to be drained could be Usher’s wallet. Bobo’s Plumbing Company in Georgia claims they never got paid for the $2,335 worth of work they did … Permalink

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Larry King Goes Pirate, Gets Booty

Filed under: Wacky & Weird Captain Larry King was rockin’ the eye patch look last night — due to cataracts, not as a fashion statement — but that didn’t stop him from sucking face with his main wench, his 49-year-old hottie of a wife Shawn. See Also Larry King — Royally … Permalink

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Dane Cook — Chopped Up Over Nudie Joke

Filed under: Wacky & Weird Vanessa Hudgens shot Dane Cook the “Look of Death” at the Teen Choice Awards after he tried to crack a joke about her nude pix — but unlike those photos, the viewers at home didn’t get to see this one.

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Dane Cook Makes Unfunny, Inappropriate Reference to Vanessa Hudgens Naked Pic Scandal

Dane Cook is an unfunny moron.

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