I guess it makes sense that she’d be in a one-piece, with being 90 and all. I respect that unlike other 90 year old bitches who have even a worse body than Kylie the Cancer survivor, she’s in the one piece…rather than half naked in a bikini….not that I mind anyone in a bikini…I just think at a certain age, the classy thing to do is never even think about putting one on… I get it, old bitches like competing with young bitches, usually their daughters, to feel like they still got it…but there’s really no contest, and even if they are fit, they really always come in second…so deal with the awkward tan lines…take the high road…and remember your bikini days are behind you….and now all you have to look forward to is death.
Aren’t those the same beyotches from ‘White Chicks’ Don West And Daughters Call Rachel Jeantell Stupid Just when you thought this emotional week of Trayvon Martin ‘s murder trial was coming to a close, George Zimmerman’s azzhole attorney had to fawk it up. Don West recently flicked it up with his daughters and celebrated the “stupidity” of star witness Rachell Jeantell with ice cream cones. Who knew the sweet taste of vanilla treats could leave such a disgusting taste in ones mouth? Get this guy and his daughters outta here! #JusticeForTrayvon Twitter Continue reading →
Faced with a problem that really stinks, the town of Brunete, Spain has come up with an unusual (and awesome!) solution. Starting in February, 20 volunteers took to the streets and kept an eye out for irresponsible dog owners. Any time an individual would allow its canine to defecate without picking up the waste, the volunteer would engage him or her in small talk… learn the name of the animal… look it up in the local date base and – bam ! – they would come up with a home address. A few days later, the offending owner would receive a package in the mail of the poop he or she left on the ground. After 147 special deliveries made in February alone, the reported sightings of excrement in town decreased by approximately 70 percent, based purely on the eye (and nose) test. Seriously, people. We all know how much dogs love to walk . Just be sure to clean up after them when they do so pedestrians are equally excited to see their canine friends on the street.
So much for not speaking out about her marriage. Within 24 hours of Life & Style running a cover story that details her husband’s alleged affair with family nanny Nicole Cemelli, Teresa Giudice has come out and blasted the allegation as ridiculous. Of Cemelli, Giudice writes on her website: “We’ve known her and her family since she was in high school. No secret. No mystery.” She adds: “Joe and I are on TV, so I get it that our lives are open for everyone and their mother to criticize. What’s unfair and completely disgusting is that you would drag every person we ever speak to into your fake stories. It’s not acceptable to falsely portray our friends, family, business associates, fans, and even acquaintances this way.” Along those lines, Teresa says Cemelli is “freaking out now… getting harassing calls at her work, being stalked on the Internet, and even followed.” And a lawsuit may be filed as a result. “You know we have four daughters that are personally hurt every time you print these lies, but that doesn’t seem to faze you at all. Maybe being sued for defamation finally will.”
At my core, I am totally against 44 year old women. In fact I generally hate them, and avoid them at all costs, because sure the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, have kids and a job, and no time to cling onto you is awesome, not to mention their years of experience in fucking, and the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but they are still in their 40s and their pussies smell like an old folks home, no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into…I figure there’s so many 25 year old willing to have a one night stand, who don’t have their inner thigh skin hanging around their knees to throw me off. But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married. I mean shit, she looks fucking perfect enough for me in this bikini shoot. I want her life experience and born in 1968 dripping off my fucking face. Seriously, I’m in love. I need to climb the nearest mountain and scream her fucking name….amazing…
List Of The Most Beautiful Celebrity Daughters These lucky ladies were born into families with fame , fortune and plenty of good genes to go around. But we feel pretty blessed just watching them blossom before our very eyes. Hit the flip for some of our favorite grown and beautiful daughters to the stars…
I don’t know who Victoria Justice is…I just know I always feel uncomfortable when I see these Stage moms in action…you know forcing their daughters who they thing are the prettiest little things into acting at a young age…to feed their own egos…and live out their own dreams….exploiting them to pay the fucking bills and live the good life…teaching them that sacrificing their childhood is worth it….and breaking them at their core once old enough to realize just how hard their own parents, the people they trust fucked them….which is not as deep, or long, or romantic as how much I would like to fuck them….you see cuz her young tight body celebrating her birthday with her family…is lovely as fuck…and by lovely I mean ….I have a boner and I never get boners and she’s not even naked….and I’m totally desensitized and usually need really weird shit to give me boners as that’s what the world has come to…..a dark place I can’t wait for Victoria Justice to participate when she realizes it is more fun that this smiling Disney staff shit she’s been trained to be.
NRA President David Keene said he is aggressively preparing for “battle” with the White House and Congress over President Obama’s gun control plan . He also defended the new NRA ad calling Obama an “elitist hypocrite.” NRA Ad: Obama a Hypocrite Keene criticized Obama’s announcement Wednesday, surrounded by four children from around the U.S., for “using kids to advance an ideological agenda.” He expressed confidence that few measures would ultimately pass. “It’s going to be very tough for the president to accomplish some of these things, but that doesn’t mean he can’t do it if he really turns it on,” Keene told ABC. “All bets are off when a president really wants to go to war with you,” the NRA president said, but “We’re gonna be there and we’re gonna fight it.” NRA members would hold accountable any politicians who “sell them out to some pie-in-the-sky scheme such as the president is proposing,” he said. The group launched a new “Stand and Fight” advocacy campaign Tuesday, opposing Obama’s gun control measures, anchored by a controversial new TV ad. The ad calls Obama an “elitist hypocrite” for sending his daughters to a private school with armed guards while being “skeptical” of armed security in all schools. The White House blasted the ad as “repugnant and cowardly.” Keene isn’t backing down, defending the ad last night: “When the question is the protection of children, which is what this is all about… it’s perfectly legitimate to ask why some should be protected and others should not be.” “We were talking about an elite class who criticizes others in their desire to be safe while making sure that they and their families and their children are always protected.” “We were not talking about the president’s kids. We’re not talking about the Secret Service protection [Obama’s] children enjoy – they ought to have that wherever they go.” Keene also slammed Obama for using kids as “props,” saying, “We didn’t line them up on stage and pat them on the shoulder while we urge somebody to take our position.” Gun control: Time for tougher measures? YES. Fewer guns, fewer tragedies! NO. It’s unconstitutional and won’t stop anything! View Poll »
Somebody’s been hittin’ the gym … ‘Basketball Wives’ star Tami Roman’s posted up in OK! Magazine and in her interview, she’s showing off her new bangin’ bawwwdy in a white kini and is sharing just how she lost 25lbs (thanks to NV Clinical). The forty-something-year-old mom recently quit smoking and never exercised regularly; realizing her metabolism had slowed down drastically, Tami says she decided it was time to get healthy. Tami’s now the newest spokesperson for NV Clinical, and says that she couldn’t fathom the thought of being able to wear a swimsuit again and would actually get anxiety! She now admits, “Since using NV, losing weight and actually realizing that I can wear a bikini, I plan to take a special trip with my daughters this summer,” says Roman. “I have now realized that I’m 42 and fabulous and will definitely feel more empowered walking on the beach and not covering up!” The reality star’s got lots to look forward to in 2013; besides her role on ‘Basketball Wives’ Miami, Tami’s also set to star in the new original comedy series, “Belle’s”, premiering on January 21st. Her interview in OK! is on stands now! Images via OK! magazine/NV Clinical
Barack’s got jokes and tried to get everyone, including Michelle, in on the caroling as the First Family flipped the switch and lit up the National Christmas Tree. Kenneth ‘Babyface’ Edmonds performed as more than 17,000 people came out to watch the 90th annual tree-lighting ceremony. Hit the flip for more from tonight’s celebration…and try not to crack up too much because Barack looks more excited than his own kids! Glad he’s in the Christmas Spirit.
