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David Letterman Alleged Extortionist Cops Plea

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , David Letterman David Letterman’s alleged extortionist, Robert Halderman, will plead guilty this afternoon to extortion, according to Halderman’s lawyers who spoke with TMZ.Halderman — who allegedly tried to squeeze $2 million out of Letterman last year in return … Permalink

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Kelly Ripa Flashes Her MILF Curves

I don’t know how old Kelly Ripa is now, I know she’s got a team of kids somewhere, but she still looks so damn good. Here she outside the Late Night With David Letterman studios showing off her MILF body. I like it. I think we should have a playdate sometime, I’m sure I could hire a midget to play my kid so we can get together at Chuck E Cheese or something. I’ll make sure to keep the little guy far enough away so she won’t be able to tell. I think it will work. more pictures of Kelly Ripa here

And the Oscar for Best Matthew McConaughey Impression Goes to…Matt Damon!

It could have been worse. Just ask Kiefer Sutherland. Instead of a dress, the only indignity Boston-bred Matt Damon was forced to suffer on David Letterman after falling afoul of a Super…

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Goin’ Rogue Again: Sarah Palin to Pen Second Book

Sarah Palin’s memoir, Going Rogue , hit bookshelves and best-seller lists last fall. Then again, Lauren Conrad topped the N.Y. Times best-seller list too. Just sayin’. In any event, you betcha, the former Alaska governor will be runnin’ it back after HarperCollins announced today that it will publish a second book from Palin. If nothing else, the new book will help solidify Palin as the most high-profile failed V.P. candidate and not-even-one-term governor in modern American history. The currently untitled book is not a sequel to Going Rogue , per se, but in keeping with her memoir, it will be a “celebration of American virtues and strengths.” It will include excerpts chosen from and about people who have inspired her. Levi Johnston , Seth MacFarlane and David Letterman will team up on the prologue. AN AMERICAN LIFE : Sarah Palin sure is cashing in on hers! No wonder Sarah’s publicist quit – she gets PR 24/7 as it is. Whether it’s berating Family Guy , producing random documentaries , appearing on The Tonight Show , punditing away on Fox News or hypocritically trying to milk Bristol Palin and her teen mom status, Palin has become a media constant. Her latest book should keep fueling that trend, regardless of whether it serves as a prelude to a presidential run in 2012 (publicly, she’s still hedging on that topic). What do y’all think? Is the new dose of oratory brilliance from Sarah Palin written with an agenda in mind? One besides making Sarah Palin rich and famous?

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Robert Pattinson Climbs A Tree With Jimmy Fallon

RPattz pokes fun at his own brooding image before promoting ‘Remember Me’ on ‘Late Night.’ By Gil Kaufman Robert Pattinson appears on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on Monday Photo: NBC Jimmy Fallon is often found in a tree looking pale, pretending to be Robert Pattinson going on about the things that bother him in the world’s worst British accent. But on Monday night, Fallon had some company up in that lonely tree when the real RPattz climbed into “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.” “The month of March,” Fallon emoted in his latest “Robert Is Bothered” skit. “Comes in like a lion, goes out like a lamb. What the f— does that mean? Pick an animal and stick with it!” “Hey,” the “Twilight” star interrupted, his arms wrapped around a limb just behind Fallon, eyes narrowed in his signature fashion. “I don’t talk like that.” “How does it make you feel?” Jimmy countered. “I don’t know how it makes me feel, to be honest,” Pattinson said. “A little bit annoyed, a little bit frustrated …” “Something that starts with a ‘B,’ maybe?” Fallon persisted. “A little maybe bit broken,” Rob countered. “Close, but … does it bother your?” Fallon said. “Yeah, I’m bothered,” R. Pattz finally admitted to Fallon’s fist-pumping delight. The only thing that was louder than the scream that greeted the first glimpse of Pattinson in the tree was the sustained squeals from the studio audience when Fallon offered Pattinson the opportunity to shoot lasers out of his eyes as the actor sat down for a chat back in the studio. Mussing his signature bed-head thatch of hair, Pattinson seemed quite amused by the trick, expertly segueing into a chat about his new romantic film, “Remember Me.” Asked if he’s ever watched co-star Emilie de Ravin on “Lost,” Pattinson admitted that he watched half of the first episode and was so confused he had to bail. “It was already too much for me,” he sighed. Pattinson agreed with Fallon that Edward Cullen fans might be on board for “Remember Me” since it had a similar dramatic, dark vibe. “I hope so,” he said, as the crowd squealed in assent. Talking about the endless press he’s done for the “Twilight” series, RPattz said he was so terrified of going on the “Late Show With David Letterman” to talk about “New Moon” for the umpteenth time last year that he memorized every stock answer perfectly to avoid getting tripped up. “I prepared all my answers just before, and I was so comfortable as I walked in, every little nuance, every little mannerism was all planned out,” he said. But his responses to “Remember Me” questions have been much less planned out. “People ask me what the film’s about I’m like, ‘Pfftt,’ ” he laughed, joking about possibly being over prepared. Pattinson also talked about recently his older sister Lizzie’s music. When a Twitter question came in about whether the actor — who performed some music for the first “Twilight” soundtrack — might ever release an album, Pattinson raked his hands through his hair once more and smiled, “I don’t know.” He looked confused at first when a desperate-sounding plea rose up from the crowd and then realized that the ladies in the audience were repeatedly yelling, “Please!” Fallon then suggested an admittedly horrible idea, asking Pattinson if he might form a band with co-star Kristen Stewart called … wait for it … “the Twight Stripes.” “That sounds really, really bad,” Pattinson cringed. “That sounds like it means something …” Check out everything we’ve got on “Remember Me.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Videos The ‘Remember Me’ Red Carpet MTV Rough Cut: ‘Remember Me’ Related Photos Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, More At ‘Remember Me’ Premiere ‘Remember Me’

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Jay Leno’s New ‘Tonight Show’: What To Expect

Leno returns to 11:30 tonight, but will viewers be back with him? By Eric Ditzian Jay Leno Photo: NBC Will America forgive Jay Leno? Can the comedian who built a career on his just-one-of-the-guys niceness overcome the negative publicity surrounding the Late-Night Wars of 2010 and retake his position as a ratings king 10 months after he ceded his “Tonight Show” desk to Conan O’Brien? The answers will begin to become clear when Leno returns to “Tonight” on Monday (March 1) and encounters a TV landscape that has undergone significant changes in the last few months. To begin, David Letterman now reigns as the late-night champ, and his “Late Show” lineup this week — Bill Murray, Mitt Romney, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Hanks and Matt Damon — represents the booking equivalent of a we-ain’t-going-down-without-a-fight battle cry. What’s more, NBC has returned the 10 p.m. hour to scripted programming — including new comedies like “Parenthood” and old favorites like “Law & Order” and “Law & Order: SVU” — meaning Leno won’t have to deal with a middling talk show as his lead-in, as Conan had to with “The Jay Leno Show.” But Leno’s prospects for success with his rebooted “Tonight Show” will rest solely on his chin. The host averaged 5.2 million viewers for “Tonight” before Conan took over, and then he averaged 5.3 million in prime time. Jay undoubtedly has a loyal following. Whether those viewers became comfortable watching Letterman or were turned off during the late-night brouhaha remains to be seen. We can expect Leno to debut big this week. The key will be to see how he performs in the weeks to come. What will “Tonight 2.0” look like? Leno is staying in the same studio he occupied during his prime-time show, but it’s received a makeover that will have the set sporting a new color scheme and once again displaying the familiar desk-and-couch interview configuration. You’ll hardly notice the departure of announcer John Melendez, while bandleader Kevin Eubanks , who’s rumored to be working toward an eventual exit, will still be there to chuckle at even Leno’s most groan-inducing quips. Leno is importing some successful bits from his 10 o’clock show, including field reports from other comedians and the “Cop N Kitty” sketch, as well as old standards like headlines and Jaywalking. The week’s guest lineup features Jamie Foxx, Sarah Palin, the “Jersey Shore” cast and Olympians Lindsey Vonn and Shaun White. It will be interesting to see how directly Leno addresses the circumstances surrounding the premiere show. Will he reference the ugliness in his opening monologue? And who will be watching if he does? NBC has been pumping Leno’s return with Olympic spots for the past two weeks, but the buildup pales in comparison to the “prime time will never be the same” circus that surrounded Jay’s move to 10 p.m. There have been no interviews, save for a messy one with Oprah Winfrey back in January. NBC seems to be negotiating a tricky bit of programming wizardry, hoping viewers are aware that Jay is back at “Tonight,” but when they click over on Monday night, they might just think Conan’s “Tonight” stint was nothing but a bad dream. Will O’Brien himself be watching? The disposed host has recently opened up a Twitter account , from which he’s documented his unemployed life. “This morning I watched ‘Remington Steele’ while eating Sugar Smacks out of a salad bowl,” he recently wrote. “I was naked.” Will Coco address the nation during the same time slot that Leno does? America will be watching. Will you tune in for Leno’s return to “The Tonight Show”? Have you soured on the comedian since the Conan O’Brien debacle? Let us know below!

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Sarah Palin Spokeswoman Quits; World Rejoices

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s senior adviser and spokeswoman, Meghan Stapleton, resigned today . Who will craft Sarah’s brilliant press releases now?! Stapleton, a Palin confidante since 2006, said she is stepping down from her $96,000/year gig to spend more time with her 2-year-old daughter, Isabella. Since the end of the 2008 presidential campaign, Stapleton has been one of only a few aides maintained and trusted by Palin – to everyone’s detriment. In recent years, Stapleton was a key strategic adviser and the pipeline for anyone seeking Palin’s attention, including Republican officials and reporters. A total loose cannon at best, and shameless attack dog at worst, Stapleton helped transform Palin into a major political player. A very polarizing one. Sarah Palin will be better off without her chief crony . Meg Stapleton has also blessed those of us in the celebrity gossip world with near constant absurd fodder. Some of her most prominent career highlights: Claiming any criticism of Sarah Palin is sexist Bashing the living hell out of David Letterman Trading weekly public barbs with Levi Johnston Reaching out to embattled nut job Carrie Prejean Trying to cash in on Bristol Palin and her baby Sending John McCain’s entire staff to the cardiologist One senior McCain advisor quoted by the Huffington Post called her both “incompetent and a bad person,” and one who “sacrificed integrity for ambition.” A woman whose media instincts were amateurish even on her best day, Stapleton will be missed by those of us who revere her ability to generate gossip. Someone with serious political ambitions should never, ever hire her though.

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The Long History of Scandal’s Supporting Players [Rogues Gallery]

As the heat from the Tiger Woods sex scandal cools, the once paparazzi plagued Rachel Uchitel will again settle into the cold grip of obscurity. She is one of scandal’s secondary players, and we are done with her. Thanks to a little vehicular mishap on Thanksgiving, Uchitel became a household name as the first of Tiger’s skanks to be identified. As these things usually go, we rushed to find out everything we could about her, the press called up her friends and family, her privacy was invaded, and cameras greeted her every public appearance. But now Tiger has finally apologized and we’re moving on to the next mock outrage. What’s left for Rachel? Well, not much. She’ll get some small press notes if she gets married, appears on a reality show, or goes on a killing spree or something like that. Other than that, bubkis. It’s back to the civilian life. Uchitel is one in the long line of colorful characters who we got to know and love (or love to hate) but then discarded as soon as we were done with her like a crusty Kleenex on an adolescent’s bedroom floor. Here are some other recent and notable examples in various stages of the bit player’s trajectory. Rachel Uchitel Scandal : Tiger Woods’ little infidelity thing. Role : Either one of his ladies or the lady who procured other ladies for him. Power Play : Has generally shied away from the spotlight, although that seems to be changing now that she’s accepting a gig to appear on Extra . Eventual Fate : Fading. And fading fast. Golan Cipel Scandal : Jim McGreevey ‘s coming-out and resignation as governor of New Jersey. Role : Supposedly had a relationship with McGreevey and threatened to sue him for sexual harassment, which forced the former governor to come out. Power Play : Did a media tour around the time McGreevey’s book came out and declared that he didn’t have a relationship with him. He even launched a website . Eventual Fate : Golan who? Linda Tripp Scandal : Bill Clinton ‘s sexxxy impeachment. Role : A Pentagon employee who taped conversations between herself and Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky about Lewinsky’s hanky panky with the president. Power Play : Sued the government for releasing information from her personnel records to the press. Won a $600,000 settlement and kept her pension. Fine way to retire! Eventual Fate : Went on Larry King Live to discuss her battle with breast cancer in 2003, but has been silent since then. Kato Kaelin Scandal : OJ Simpson’s murder trial. Role : Of all the characters this scandal brought us, OJ’s permanent houseguest was always our favorite. Power Play : It’s been a long road of silly movies for Kato, from radio and TV show hosting gigs to even seedier fare like serving as host of National Lampoon’s Strip Poker on pay-per-view. Eventual Fate : He is still kicking around the sad fringes of the reality TV show world, starring on the now defunct Fox Reality’s Gimme My Reality Show in 2008 and some random web series last year. Ashley Dupré Scandal : Eliot Spitzer’s hooker scandal. Role : The hooker. Power Play : She’s still trying to maker her music career happen, and moonlights as a runway model and NY Post columnist . Eventual Fate : Fighting her own downward spiral. Levi Johnston Scandal : America’s love affair with Sarah Palin . Role : He knocked up Palin’s daughter, was forced into a suit at the Republican National Convention, and was then pushed to propose to her. Power Play : He cashed in a bit with an article in Vanity Fair and earned love from the gays for his pictorial in Playgirl . He keeps threatening to write a tell-all about the Palins, but we don’t know that he knows how to write. Eventual Fate : He’s going head to head with the Palin clan in a messy custody battle . He’ll eventually be washing cars in Wasilla as a fat, bald man. Sadly. Donna Rice Scandal : Gary Hart’s sex scandal, aborted bid for the presidency. Role : She was the other woman. Power Play : A contract as spokesperson for No Excuses jeans. Eventual Fate : She works as an anti-porn advocate these days, which makes us not like her. Larry Birkhead Scandal : Anna Nicole Smith ‘s overdose and death. Role : Though many claimed to be the one, Birkhead is actually the father of Smith’s daughter, Dannilynne who was born shortly before her mother’s death. Power Play : Has been selling pictures of Dannilynne for years. Eventual Fate : Except for the persistent gay rumors, we’ll forget about him until his daughter comes of age and enters the tabloids herself. Kari Anne Peniche Scandal : The McSteamy non-sex tape. Role : This one we created all by ourselves . She was the third girl in the tub with Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart in the famous chat à trois tape. Power Play : She has a single , y’all! Eventual Fate : We didn’t even like her the first time around.

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The Family Guy vs. Sarah Palin Saga: Offensively Predictable, Entirely Played Out

The definitive article on the battle that erupted between Family Guy and Sarah Palin has been written: it’s an A1 NYT feature , it’s comprehensive, and with any luck, finally puts this stupid, boring, predictable saga out of sight forever. In the event that you can’t understand why a cartoon on Fox would be embroiled in a highly quotable media brouhaha with a former vice-presidential candidate, all you have to know is that it’s Family Guy and Sarah Palin. But if you need more background, basically: Family Guy airs episode starring character with Down’s Syndrome voiced by actress with Down’s Syndrome. Vague allusion/”joke” is made about Sarah Palin as character with Down’s Syndrome notes that her mother used to be the governor of Alaska, har har. Palin, who has child with Down’s Syndrome, gets angry, gets on Facebook, and writes about how hurt she is, as former Vice-Presidential candidates are wont to do. So! In comes New York Times ArtsBeat writer Dave Itzkoff, recapping the entire thing , with quotes from Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, Sarah Palin, Palin’s daughter Bristol, the Family Guy actress in question, and the executive director of the Down Syndrome Association of Los Angeles, who helped get said actress cast. Naturally, the actress (Andrea Fay Friedman) was delighted to be a part of all of this. In an email (that the New York Times apparently saved in full for this here definitive roundup) Friedman notes: “I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor.” She added that in her family, “we think laughing is good,” and that she was raised by her parents “to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.” Ms. Friedman continued, “My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.” Well, basically, yes. Even more astute is the observation from said advocate: Gail Williamson, executive director of the Down Syndrome Association of Los Angeles, which, among other services, assists films and television series in casting actors with the disability, and helped Ms. Friedman get hired by “Family Guy,” said it did not matter whether she thought the episode was funny. “Within ‘Family Guy,’ the character was fully included, well-rounded, dynamic, not dealing with stereotypical Down syndrome issues,” Ms. Williamson said. She added: “Am I a fan of that kind of humor? Eh. It’s beside the point.” Also correct! The ends here aren’t necessarily bad. Someone got an acting gig, and someone pushed a unarguably “good” cause (equality) forward. There are worse results, and naturally, Friedman and Williamson are happy. Palin and MacFarlane, however, come out of this looking worse for the wear. Just for a moment, let’s consider Seth MacFarlane telling the New York Times that he was proud of what he did, noting that the character’s Down Syndrome being played as a secondary element was essentially the point. Seth MacFarlane’s in the TV business, and he didn’t do this to advocate a cause. There’s an inherent shock factor in having a character with Down’s Syndrome make a joke about Sarah Palin, who has a kid with Down’s Syndrome. He took an audience by the eyeballs, and exploited a willing actress with Down’s Syndrome to do it. And equality, indeed: What working, career actresses trying to make a living—Down’s Syndrome or not—can you think of that would turn down a gig as high profile as Family Guy ? None of ’em, and this one, like the rest, was more than willing to cash a paycheck. Can’t blame her. On the other side, Sarah Palin has again and again fed into being baited by irreverent people making irreverent jokes at her family’s expense. If you have a very large platform, and you say something that can even remotely be perceived as mildly controversial by Palin, it’s pretty much a given that she’s going to mic up and talk about this, as opposed to just writing guys like David Letterman and Seth MacFarlane off (just like the rest of the people they take on manage to do). She used the moment to step up on a platform and advocate a separate side of the same cause, but moreover, herself as a voice in “the conversation” about “the controversy.” Like clockwork: 1. Seth MacFarlane makes “controversial” episode of thing meant to entertain with Sarah Palin joke. 2. Sarah Palin joke elicits Sarah Palin reaction on internet and TV. 3. Sarah Palin reaction elicits Seth MacFarlane reaction. 4. Separate reactions of Sarah Palin and Seth McFarlane are yielded by “controversy,” producing more “controversy.” 5. More “controversy” yields NYT story. 6. Family Guy gets press, Sarah Palin gets soapbox, Fox gets viewers for Palin’s argument on Fox News and for Family Guy ‘s ratings, worthy cause gets talked about more. Everybody “wins.” But mostly Dave Itzkoff , because he got more money than I did to write about this. Kind of related: if Robot Chicken made this joke, it’d (A) be funnier and (B) wouldn’t be a story.

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Nicole Richie Actually Has Cleavage?

I know it’s hard to believe this, and I’m still amazed I’m going to say it, but Nicole Richie ’s cleavage actually looks pretty damn good. I’m impressed. Here she is outside the David Letterman studios the other day flashing some decent anorexic chick cleavage. She must be wearing one of the Paris Hilton ’s magical bras she stole from her before their friendship fell apart. Whatever she’s doing, it’s working, but as always with Nicole DO NOT look directly at her face. You’ve been warned.