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Lady Gaga Gets Racy At Tel Aviv Show

Singer fakes orgasm, talks about Israeli men’s genitalia at concert.

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MJ Burial Could Cost Jacksons a Pretty Penny

Filed under: Michael Jackson Throwing a memorial service for Michael Jackson is a lot cheaper when you trade the Staples Center for the more traditional places to honor the dead.Law enforcement sources tell us the cost of providing police and other city services for the private …

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MJ Burial Could Cost Jacksons a Pretty Penny

I See Dead People / Mischa Barton of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart. I shouldn’t be hating on these pictures of Mischa Barton because for the longest time I’ve said she looked her best as the dead kid under the bed with stomach flu from the move Sixth Sense, and now she’s finally goin’ back to her roots, only instead of movie make-up, this shit is real fuckin’ deal unhealthiness and it is really sexy. I guess it’s the same reason I went hunting through the Emergency Room at every hospital trying to find people with Swine Flu or terminal illness to be there last lover like I’m the fuckin’ make a wish foundation, or how my friend applied for a job at the morgue to wash dead people, because of all the pussy he figured he’d getto see that wouldn’t say no, only she’s not dead yet, just going through a bit of a rough patch that may leave her dead while lookin’ like death and the whole thing is far too gothic for me, bitch needs to invest in some blush, or a spray tan, maybe even a vacation cuz this is almost to the point of scary.

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I See Dead People / Mischa Barton of the Day

Top 10 Reasons Not To Go To The Beach

It's summertime and it's hot outside, and I'm sure you're sitting in front of your computer wishing that you could be at the beach. But you can't be, and that's ok, cause it turns out the beach isn't so great after all.

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Top 10 Reasons Not To Go To The Beach

Narcolepsy, a Fable in 6 Chapters

Narcolepsy is a couple of things. 1) It's a serious medical condition that affects both people and animals. 2) It can be seriously funny

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Narcolepsy, a Fable in 6 Chapters

Twitter, Visualized

Alternately titled: “Let's Not Get Too Excited.” From the perspective of the dead/lazy users, though, this is kind of encouraging.

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Twitter, Visualized

Paramedics: Jackson Dead When We Arrived

Law enforcement sources tell us when paramedics arrived at Michael Jackson’s house he was already dead … and it took them a while to even realize the victim was the famous singer.Our sources say when paramedics got to Jackson’s home he was … Permalink

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Second Worker Dies — Madonna Breaks Down

Filed under: Madonna Madonna took a moment during her concert in Italy last night to pay tribute to the two men who died constructing her stage in France earlier in the day.Madonna cried as she called the loss “tragic” and said she was “devastated to be in any way … Permalink

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Iran airliner crashes, 168 on Board feared dead

One another crash, but this time there is no survivor child. State media from Iran is reporting that Russian built plane crashed in north western province. All 153 passenger and 15 crew member died in the crash.”A passenger plane crashed on Wednesday in northwest Iran, and…

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British Backpacker Found Alive in Australian Bush after 12 days

Survival is the most basic human instinct. The will to survive is often too strong for the impending death and it sometimes salutes this very will to go back. This statement might sound very melodramatic but we..

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British Backpacker Found Alive in Australian Bush after 12 days