There is a movie called Bath Salt Zombies, that apparently is barely a fucking movie, but does have an IMDB Page , even if based on these shots, the budget looks like it may have been 30-75 bucks. Since there are tits in it, when really there has to be tits in any movie that looks this shit, even if the tits are on some busted up and broken down no name called Erin R. Ryan, who will probably remain a no name, cuz she’s gross and her tits are gross, but who will always have this genius legacy to share with her kids and grand kids about the time mommy starred in what could be a funny movie concept, but that was just a fail At least they kill her off…I mean she’s a little gremlin don’t feed her after midnight. Here’s the awesome budget clip….the worst.
She’s got a lot of fucking curves and I don’t just mean big ol’ titties like Oprah, I mean thickness, like a belly you’d think she’s try to take some laxatives or get an enema like a pornstar at an anal scene…or maybe even not eat considering she’s a fucking model and modeling, even your big tits, should come with a serious level of fitness…but I’m not hating, I’d take this fat blonde over that fat Kate Upton blonde, even if I’d rather put them both in a cage and make them fight to the death over a burger. Can’t girls have big tits without being fucking pics about it. Seriously.
She’s got a lot of fucking curves and I don’t just mean big ol’ titties like Oprah, I mean thickness, like a belly you’d think she’s try to take some laxatives or get an enema like a pornstar at an anal scene…or maybe even not eat considering she’s a fucking model and modeling, even your big tits, should come with a serious level of fitness…but I’m not hating, I’d take this fat blonde over that fat Kate Upton blonde, even if I’d rather put them both in a cage and make them fight to the death over a burger. Can’t girls have big tits without being fucking pics about it. Seriously.
Horrific and miraculous news this week out of Harlem. An unnamed woman plunged to her death yesterday near Bradhurst Avenue, committing suicide while cradling her one-year one son in her arms. Incredibly, the infant survived. Steven Dominguez, a witness, described what he saw to Pix11 : “I heard like a small scream, like a yell, and I noticed something falling from the sky.” He continued: “The baby bounced off her chest onto the floor, face down and was crying. My mother tried to pick up the baby, but there was already a detective there, and it was his responsibility after that. I wish I never witnessed that. But I wish I nobody ever has to witness that. It’s disturbing, and horrible.” Neighbors confirm the 45-year old mother was a married attorney and that she was heard arguing in her apartment approximately three hours before her death. The one-year old is recovering at a nearby hospital.
Is the King of All Media preparing to conquer a new realm? With rumors circulating that Jay Leno will announce his retirement this May and hand over reigns of The Tonight Show to Jimmy Fallon in 2014, The New York Post now reports that NBC has already selected its ideal replacement for the 12:35 a.m. time slot: Howard Stern. Sources tell the newspaper Stern is being “groomed” by the network to move into late night television, as executives are thrilled with his work on America’s Got Talent . Are you down with this idea? Should Howard Stern replace Jimmy Fallon? Yes, what a great idea! Heck no! View Poll »
Ted Nugent, not surprisingly, was not a fan of the late Hugo Chavez. The rocker issued a candid assessment of his death last night. Three words will sum it up. Those words are “ADIOS MO FO.” Sort of two words broken into three, but you get the idea here. “All dictators, tyrants, slave-drivers and despots should die ASAP. Let freedom ring!” Nugent proudly told TMZ after Hugo Chavez died at the age of 58. A devout socialist and outspoken anti-American dictator who clashed frequently with the U.S., Chavez pretty much embodied everything Ted Nugent hates. About politics, and life itself really. If he encouraged his followers to ” chop heads off ” when it came to defeating President Obama in 2012, you can imagine how he feels about Chavez.
RIP baby Zoe! Ex-Cop Found Guilty Of Murdering Daughter A former Jackson police detective is likely to spend the rest of his life behind bars. Via ClarionLedger reports: After an emotional trial that lasted nearly two weeks, a jury early Thursday evening found Natyyo Gray guilty of capital murder in the death of his 1-year-old daughter Zoe. “This was certainly a horrible, horrible thing,” Hinds County District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith said after the verdict was issued. “It’s kind of hard to describe how this could have possibly been at the hands of the father.” Prosecutors delivered their closing arguments with an image of a smiling, healthy Zoe shown on the projector as they spoke, a stark contrast from the gruesome images they showed of Zoe Brown’s mangled body earlier in the trial. At the time of her death, Zoe had sustained bruises to her forehead, back and pelvis, along with extensive abdominal bruising and a large hematoma on the top of her head. She also had a lacerated liver and pancreas and was bleeding from her anus. An autopsy determined she bled to death after being beaten. In his closing arguments, Assistant District Attorney Jamie McBride repeatedly asked jurors to put “the animal” who hurt her behind bars. “He beat the tar out of that little baby,” McBride said grimly. But his attorney has pledged to appeal the ruling. “It will definitely be appealed. We feel there are issues of the law that need to be addressed by the Mississippi Supreme Court in this matter.” He would not elaborate on what those issues were, adding only that there were “numerous” things that the high court should look at. While waiting for jurors to return a verdict, Gray sat quietly, his hands folded in his lap. Later, as bailiffs escorted him from the courtroom, Gray turned calmly to someone in the audience and said, “I’ll see you.” He should be put down immediately. His incarceration will cost taxpayers thousands of dollars depending on how long he lives. 20 years will cost close to a million dollars. One shot would be perfect. What do prisoners think of baby killers, especially ex cops?
We never thought we’d see this. Maybe Snoop really is Reincarnated… Snoop Dogg Photographed With Suge Knight In L.A. Nightclub According to TMZ reports : It’s the reunion that NOBODY saw coming … Snoop Dogg hanging out in a nightclub with former Death Row Records honcho Suge Knight … smiling and partying together during a recent night out. Snoop just posted the photo to his Instagram page … with the caption, “N d club wit Suge miss those death row days!” Snoop — a former Death Row rapper — hasn’t been friendly with Suge since the ’90s. Snoop has previously explained that Suge and Tupac got pissed at him because they felt he didn’t have their back when Death Row was beefin’ with Bad Boy Records. The picture was taken Monday night at AV Club in Los Angeles. Sources tell TMZ … Snoop had performed at the club that night … and Suge showed up to see the performance. After the show, we’re told Suge walked over to Snoop’s VIP table and the two hit it off like old times … hugging, laughing and taking pictures. Reunited and it feels so good…until Suge asks for a loan. Image via Instagram
This is a sad for Jazz music and Hip-Hop music. The legendary trumpeter Donald Byrd passed away on February 4, but his nephew confirmed his death today…. Continue