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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound? I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

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Alexa Vega Titty for Twitter of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alex Vega seems interesting….but that’s just because she’s some 23 year old who I haven’t heard of but for those of you perverts who track child stars, she’s the girl from Spy Kids and Twister…..and it is always fun to see some child star who you never noticed have tits…and if you did because you are weird and are into that….you don’t care about the tits, you’re more into cross-referencing her work in 1996 cuz DVDs make her 12 forever….at least for your masturbation purposes…unless you’re one of those weirdos into child stars cuz you predict how hot they are going to grow up to be…not like a pedophile, but like a person who likes to plan and wait for his jerk off opportunity, you know watch it grow…and today is the day….which makes sense cuz it turns out she’s married to a 36 year old and is into that daddy issue shit…it also turns out that she’s a gymnast….this girl is nothing but a win….

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Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper for Loaded August 2012 of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper are a couple non-celebrity, decent looking bitches, who are even more decent cuz they are willing to get naked for Loaded Magazine, who probably pay them very little but who give them a stamp of approval that allows them to take their career to the next level, or more likely that will allow them to cut the line at night clubs, or even get paid to host parties, cuz that’s really all they were looking for out of life, and it sure beats being a stripper…I like this hustle….it is pretty much amazing…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2012 Hooters Calendar Worldwide Release Party

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve got to say that I’m a little disappointed with these pictures, I mean they’re supposed to be shots from the Hooters Calendar 2012 worldwide release party, but all I’m seeing are some half decent looking chicks with awesome bodies who couldn’t get in to Playboy holding up pictures. This might ass well be a car show or a cardboard convention. Where are the busty hottie in stupid looking orange short shorts? Isn’t that your thing? And where the hell are those hot wings I ordered?

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Kaley Cuoco’s Wonder Woman Cleavage

Posted on December 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off

Kaley Cuoco isn’t exactly the hottest chick on television, but put her in a Wonder Woman costume and all of a sudden things start to look up. Especially in my pants. I guess you can put pretty much any half decent looking chick in a Wonder Women costume and their stock is going to go up. Obviously the chick can’t be over a certain weight class, we don’t need a bunch of fat Wonder Women walking around town. Gross. Anyhow, It’s nice to see Kaley with her boobs hanging out.

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off

She’s not hot, but she has tits and with a face like whatever the fuck this is, you’d probably buy yourself a set of tits too, becuase let’s face it, we’ve seen what modern technology did for the bitch who got a face transplant after being ripped apart by a chimp, and that shit, no matter how much Oprah dabs the dripping wound, didn’t work out so well. I do not think a bitch should ever be rewarded for her fake tits, because anyone can get a set of tits, even college dudes with a lot of money making a bet, but I do sometimes give a haggard, hard faced bitch 10 dollars a song or less if I negotiate properly or she’s desperate enough, so let’s just think this is one of those weak moments where I just can’t make better choices for myself cuz I’m mesmorized by female skin. She is a female right?

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Francesca Versace in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off

Her name is Francesca Verasace. Her dad is the non-gay business mind behind the billion dollar a year brand Versace. He was the one who rode her uncle’s talents, while her uncle was getting doin’ his own riding with his ass in Miami when he wasn’t getting murdered…. So she’s rich, she’s decent looking, she has access to model pussy and exclusive cocaine filled fashion parties, and her big round Itlian ass in a bikini is pretty amazing, making me the unofficial president of her fan club.

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Beatrice Borromeo in a One Piece of the Day

Posted on June 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Beatrice Borromeo is not officially part of the Royal family of Monaco, but she’s having sex with one of them and that’s good enough for me to consider her fancy in the pants…and more importantly, there’s always something classy about jerking off to the Royal family, even if it is not officially Royal Family, and even if it is not in a two piece bathing suit, at least that’s what I used to tell myself when I had no access to porn and was forced to use the Queen’s image on the back of a Canadian penny to get off not enough years ago for it to be a story I should be sharing… Pics via Bauer

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on June 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Kelly Brook bitch is having a career revival on the internet. I’m not going to say I don’t understand why, because the internet is filled with horny dudes who like tits, and this bitch happens to have pretty amazing tits, but I don’t really get all the hype, since she’s been a lingerie model for the last 10 years, the same tits everyone is giving a ton of attention to lately. I am guessing she’s hired a new PR person and they’ve drawn up a new strategy to get people to actually care about the tits she’s always shown off and I really don’t give a fuck why this shit’s happening, I’m just good with the fact that it is happening. I also come from the school of thought that pussy from the UK is disgusting, so when a decent looking one comes out of the coal burning chimney she’s been sweepin’, shit should be celebrated…and I guess these bikini pictures are kinda doin’ that…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO