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Jessica Clark in her Panties for James Macari of the Day

James Macari is the photographer who shot the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover… Jessica Clark is some girl in some video her produced…running around in her panties…getting ready in a way that no girl I’ve ever woken up next to has ever got ready…but in their defence, they were terrified and couldn’t get out of there faster….you know trying to put the pieces of their night together…making me feel less of a romantic and more of a creeper who took advantage of some wasted chick… All this to say, fashion videos are better than real life…

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Jessica Clark in her Panties for James Macari of the Day

I Approve of Vanessa Hudgens’ Shorts of the Day

I realize that I should probably start leaving the house and doing something called living, you know rocking’ my own life…because the highlight of my day is Vanessa Hudgens in these shorts and I don’t even give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens. I find her some ethnic looking pudgy thing that barely has any talent or redeeming qualities. The kind of girl who is just riding being cute in her youth with a little edgy slut kick that lead to her releasing nudes…but for some reason, a reason I call short, tight, shorts…I am in love…at least with the idea of Vanessa Hudgens. I want to sing her hairy little cooch love songs…but in my defence…I love all hairy little cooch…so maybe it’s got nothing to do with Vanessa Hudgens…just with everything she represents…and in reality, my life is depressing whether Vanessa Hudgens shorts are the highlight of my day or not. Take it all in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Chanel Iman Hot Dress on a Photoshoot of the Day

Chanel Iman is a half asian, half black, Victoria’s Secret model from Georgia… who is now on the streets, smoking in a wig, like some Glammed up white trash, that’s neither white, trash or glamour, for what I guess is some magazine photoshoot.. I just like the dress…in fact it may just be the nicest I’ve seen in a while…but in my defence I’m not much of a fashion authority, despite these soiled sweatpants I am wearing…or the fact that I spend afternoons in Marshall’s looking for mom’s trying on clothes in the aisles of the discount racks…. I am just into her tits, that look real, in a world where 99 percent of these Victoria’s Secret models are rocking little model implants…because we live in a vain world…where tits are amazing to look at, so amazing that people make money off their tits, fascinating… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Chanel Iman Hot Dress on a Photoshoot of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent… I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything… Here’s another one…

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Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent… I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything… Here’s another one…

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Hanalei Reponty for Wildfox of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is looking’ hot bodied for Wildfox….she’s another one of these instagram models, who the world is starting to love because social media means everything to brands paying these girls…but she’s got more of a hook, because she’s a “surfer”…it gives her an excuse to post her ass all over the place, an ass that is actually pretty fucking rocking’ because surfers all have great asses, it’s part of spending their life in a half squat riding waves… I mean her name is Hanalei, I don’t think there was any other option for her, other than being the ass that represents the beach life… I’m not in love, but I would definitely not use a condom with her, but in my defence, I don’t use condoms with anyone, it’s not worth the hassle … All this to say…that ass…my god…

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Hanalei Reponty for Wildfox of the Day

Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Catalog Campaign of the Day

Russian model Irina Shayk is being totally mistreated, and not in a Russian cam whore who gets beat by her handlers and threatened to have her family killed off if she doesn’t pee for the paying client kind of way, but rather, in a she’s hotter than this and more willing to do good things than this…even show her tits…that probably aren’t even real tits…but I still think she’s one of the hotter models out there…but in my defence, I have a Russian girl fetish…I like them because they have no souls… TO SEE BONUS PAPARAZZI PICS LOOKIN DOWN HER SHIRT CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Catalog Campaign of the Day

Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Music Video of the DAy

Miley’s team has been leaking a bunch of clips from this new Music video for her new song called Adore you, where the concept is her filming a sex tape with herself in sheer underwear their blur out because that’s she aesthetic the world is turning to, thanks to being raised on porno…and if you’re into Miley touching her neck romantically with implied orgasms as she sings, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t be, you’ll appreciate this video, especially when you don’t hang with 21 year old girls and don’t realize, that this is how horny they all are all the time…making your 35 year old wife you locked into for fear of being alone pretty fucking obsolete…. I am totally down with this video and all it has to offer, but in my defence I love shit like this more than porn, and I did watch it on mute.

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Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Music Video of the DAy

Lisalla Montenegro for Esquire of the Day

Lisalla Montenegro, I love you… She’s a Brazilian model who is engaged to some Baseball Player named C.J. Wilson, because pro Athletes, no matter how childish their names are, always get hot model bitches, models love status, it kinda comes with the territory of being ridiculously rich for doing very little all while being fit…and when you see an Athlete with a pig of a woman, like Omar, you know there’s something seriously wrong with him, whether it is social issues or self esteem issues, or even sex addiction issues, that make even the biggest cow seem hot…I mean people do fuck trannies everyday…unless of course it was just a business transaction…which it probably was…not that any of this matters, what matters is Lisalla Montenegro and not so much what she puts inside her vagina… Here she is for Equire winning my heart.

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Lady Gaga Strips on Stage at some Club of the Day

OMG, She’s so high concept…she gets naked for 1.5 gay dudes in what must be some strategically staged bullshit that she’s doing for attention, because that’s pretty much everything that she does…it’s her hustle…and it’s getting boring as fuck, and no one cares, and it distracts us from any talent she may actually have, and I like seeing the collapse, but that may be because I like seeing her ass, it brings back memories of me drunkenly grabbing it behind her securities back before she became massively famous, and it was good…seriously, as gay as it is to say that, her ass was awesome..but in my defence I didn’t feel her balls. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lady Gaga Strips on Stage at some Club of the Day