Here’s Cara Delevingne’s fatter, less successful, socialite sister who still got to become a model thanks to her family hook-ups and her interest in doing nothing but partying, but who never became the it girl her sister became, since Karl Lagerfeld didn’t like her as much…and because A-List lesbians didn’t fuck her as hard in front of the paparazzi…but she’s not giving up, she’s not throwing in the towel…she’s got some fight to be just as famous as her sister, she can work the paparazzi too…she can ride her sisters name and achieve greatness…which in their case isn’t accomplishing anything substantial, just THIRST TRAPPING on a professional level. For those of you who don’t know what THIRST TRAPPING is… It is when girls get half naked on instagram for likes…these girls do it for the paparazzi…but essentially it’s the same hustle. I Like her vagina Dangle…in her not quite tight enough…wet bottoms… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Okay, so maybe it’s girl-on-girl love of the platonic variety, but based on recent photos of the two, Miley Cyrus and Sky Ferreira are seriously crushin’ on each other. Miley hand-picked Sky to open for her current Bangerz tour and when Sky opened up about life with Miley in a recent interview with Buzzfeed, the world braced itself for tales of hard partying and raging egos. As it turns out, though, Sky has nothing but kind – and kinda boring – things to say about her twerk-happy headliner. “We just clicked right away,” Sky says about Miley. “Our personalities get along really well. Miley is a girly girl, but she also isn’t. She likes putting on makeup, she likes sexy clothes and stuff, but she’s pretty down. The term is so stupid, but she’s down to earth.” Sky added that she and Miley both tend to get along better with members of the opposite sex: “I love girls and I wish I had more friends that were girls and I think that’s kind of a thing with [Miley] too.” As for Miley’s reputation for partying? Turns out America’s highest-paid female celebrity is more of a pothead homebody. “Everyone thinks me and Miley are the ones raging, but it’s Icona Pop, man!” Sky said, referring to Miley’s other opening act. “Those girls like to party.” Frankly, we’re not surprised to hear that. The amount of weed Miley smokes probably doesn’t leave energy for much except sleeping and snacking. 11 Shocking Miley Cyrus Moments Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus Spits on Audience Miley Cyrus spit on concert goers in this footage. We hope they all went home and took some showers. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus Spits on Audience Miley Cyrus spit on concert goers in this footage. We hope they all went home and took some showers. 2. Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Fun Miley Cyrus and her sex toy are making news. Because of course they are. 3. Miley Cyrus Kisses Fan Miley Cyrus doesn’t just kiss a fan in this video. She totally makes out with a female concert goer! 4. Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry Make Out Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry make out in concert. This is pretty much the best moment. 5. Miley Cyrus Fakes Oral Sex on Pretend Bill Clinton Miley Cyrus pretends to give oral sex to someone pretending to be Bill Clinton during this “Bangerz” tour stop. It’s unclear why. 6. Miley Cyrus Eats Fan’s Thong Miley Cyrus put a thong in her mouth during a stop on her Bangerz tour. We wish this was being made up. 7. Miley Cyrus, Cara Delevingne Kiss It seems Miley Cyrus doesn’t just lick sledge hammers and inanimate objects. She licks Cara Delevingne, too. 8. Miley Cyrus Grinds with Women Miley Cyrus gets down with some women in this video from a Britney Spears concert. Check out the footage now. 9. Miley Cyrus: Twerking on Santa! Miley Cyrus Twerks on Santa in this video. The performance is taking place in Los Angeles at the Jingle Ball. 10. Miley Cyrus Penis Underwear Miley Cyrus reveals some classy underwear in this new video from LOVE Magazine. Love it, indeed. You know you do. 11. Miley Cyrus EMA Performance, Joint Smoking Miley Cyrus performs on the European Music Awards in this video. Then, she smokes a joint on stage.
Cara Delevingne released a soft core sex tape that she produced for YSL that I assume is a few months old, but that show you how she got into Lesbianism, and it all started with masturabting to herself…you know getting at it in front of the mirror is the gateway to wanting to lick pussy and working her way into some Michelle Rodriguez…which turned out to be good for business… People find her interesting, she’s an IT Girl I find her overrated, I’ll still post her eyebrows doing this, because it’s kind of erotic, which is rare to say about lesbians, because lesbians historically scare the fuck out of me.
I hope Michelle Rodriguez isn’t the jealous type, because here’s her girlfriend Cara Delevingne hanging out with Rihanna in a shopping cart during Paris Fashion Week for some reason. I’ve never been a big fan of Cara, I don’t really get what makes her Victoria’s Secret material, especially since I post no-name models who are 20 times as hot as she is pretty much every day. That said, I do love Rihanna, so yeah, maybe I’m just jealous. Because clearly it should be me in there fooling around with that perfect booty. I’m telling you guys, life just isn’t fair. » view all 37 photos Photos: WENN.com
Poppy Delevingne, sister of lesbian / bisexual / Michelle Rodriguez is possibly a man, scamming the world and just having a good time with it because the world has bought into her wonky face and are paying her lots of money, Cara Delevingne…decided to draw some attention to herself by flashing her coach…her hairy little cooch and as a man who loves bush…and is happy it is in fashion…this is just the way I like it…however as a man who knows how these girls behave when drunk with celebrities…I probably be on the lookout for pimple like growths… That said..this is perfection…Save the Bush….
I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears… I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be…. I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie… She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.
It doesn’t amaze me that “it” girl model Cara Delevigne is friends with Popstar superstar Rihanna. It seems like a natural fit of two girls who have achieved what the world consider greatness, without really deserving it. It’s like a couple girls making too much money for their own good doing things that make no sense, and that probably come with a shitty fucking diva attitude. I mean famous people need friends, especially when going to public events…they probably even lick each other’s assholes…. It does amaze me that looking at Cara Delevingne, her weird neck chin, her broken down unshowered crackhead face…with what I would say is little to no sex appeal, definitely little to no beauty, but who is a Victoria’s Secret model…< haref="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2014/01/06/cara-delevingne-for-la-perla-of-the-day-2" target="_blank"> BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS shit’s confusing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’ve seen a few weird photoshoots from British hottie Cara Delevingne in the past, including one where she wore a football helmet in Times Square . But I think this one might be her weirdest yet. I mean, who actually uses pay phones anymore? Anyway, once you get past that, Cara’s putting on one hell of a leg show here, and that kind of hotness never gets outdated, so enjoy. » view all 24 photos
