There’s always that time when you look at a bitch you want to have sex with from a certain angle or on a certain day and all you see is a really bad, awkward, maybe even ugly face…it’s that split second where you go “what the hell was that”….sometimes it happens when you are having sex with them, sometimes when you wake up next to them, sometimes when you’re watching them work the ice cream shop across the street, sometimes when they are eating lunch in the park next to you…because the reality is no one is perfect, except maybe me, but that’s just cuz I dont have to look at myself…. So here is a picture of Seyfried in shorts, walking in the water like some kind of pirate, stealing her hotness and giving us this big old mouth and patchy skin….Just the way I like my celebrity masturbation material…attainable looking.
I don’t know what the deal with Emma Watson is, but she reminds me of a tacky italian bitch at her first communion, or a tacky bride at her wedding, or like a tacky white trash bitch at her fucking high school prom….or even some Toddlers & Tiaras shit that’s just awkward looking…cuz she’s been going to these Hairy Poofter premieres all dolled up like she’s at the royal wedding or some really formal event, when all she’s doing is her last walk down the premiere line, cuz after Potter, she aint got shit but a pile of money and a fanbase of pedophiles who have watched her grown while dressed like wizards…aka the worst kind of fanbase….other than their loyalty….and ability to collect…their social awardness and smell of stale semen makes shaking hands and signing autographs a disaster….but that still doesn’t explain why she’s dressed all ridiculous, even if she’s showing a bit of little tit….it’s a level of princess high maintenance bullshit that’s a real turn off, but that’s cuz I never found her hot, or watched a single Harry Potter movie meaning I didn’t fall in love with her irrationally when she was 13…so I am not blinded….and I can look at her objectively…I’m a hero like that.
This just in, Kim Kardashian is Fat and boring….Luckily, the family is whoring out the youthful siblings who haven’t developed obesity and who don’t have the Olympic Athlete gene and not the Armenian Lawyer gene….which clearly is more advantageous…no racist…I mean provided Armenian is a race, I know they’d like to believe it is, but I’ve never heard of a town called Armenia…so I’m going with bullshit… That said, here is Kim Kardashian’s boring fat ass.
AnnaSophia Robb is some 17 year old girl who was in a bikini in the movie Soul Surfer, a movie about how sharks eat you if you’re a weird surfer hippie born again christian with a retarded looking face, but who you probably remember from masturbating to her in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, where she played the cunty one named Violet….. She’s hot, but then again, what 17 year old blonde chick in a bikini isn’t hot…and I’m saying that as a general accepted fact…cuz no matter what guys I hang out with…they go nuts over barely legal or almost legal girls when they walk by…I’m talking from my lawyer to the sex offender…dudes love youthful tight ass…it’s coded in our DNA….but I think it’s got a lot ot do with this generation of vagina being far sluttier than generations of 17 year olds before them…they are into anal sex according to Oprah, they sext and put on cam shows according to the news, all in a time when older married men are still trying to convince their wives of 20 years to try anal sex… This generation grew up on internet porn and Paris Hilton…they are the myspace duck pouters bikini pics…and the whole slut thing is quite lovely and accepted by their peers….making me wish I wasn’t creepy to this demo…cuz otherwise I’d be hitting up their parties…you know as the responsible chaparone who looks and doesn’t touch….but only if they are 18 though, cuz otherwise it’s wrong….to film it….cuz legally in Canada the cut off age is 16….Don’t blame me, blame the legal system…but in all honesty, I generally like older pussy better, you know cuz you can have better converstation….as there’s only so much Zac Effron or twilight talk a pervert can take… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
Singer/Song-writer Ester Dean has written hits for celebs like Brittney Spears and Chris Brown. The 24- year old is Grammy nominated and currently basking in Billboard success with singles she wrote for Rihanna and Katy Perry. Ester admits to living in poverty-like conditions saying “Three years ago I was dead broke,” Ester jokes to the LATimes about not being able to afford Fruit Loops (“Not being able to afford Fruit Loops and having to buy the Fruity O’s in the white box, or the mac and cheese that’s not in the blue box,”). She goes on to say ‘Drop It Low,’ honestly, was for Ciara, but she didn’t come get the song. And then Britney [Spears] wanted it,” she said. “During the demo [Polow] kept telling me, ‘You’ve gotta believe it’ as I was singing it. A week later he asked if I wanted to hear my new single.” Click here , to read the full interview at LATimes.com Ciara Sex Tape With 50 Cent?! Chris Brown Makes Ester Dean “Drop It Low”
It’s hard to argue that Prince is one of the most talented and versatile musicians to ever set foot in a recording studio. Since 1978, he’s released over 30 albums, had dozens of hit singles, a few movies, and sold out concert venues from his hometown of Minneapolis to Japan. With a catalog as vast as his, picking his ten best songs is no easy task. We’re still not sure that this list is complete. We’ve left off quite a few songs. There’s no “I Wanna Be Your Lover” on the list. “Uptown?” That didn’t make it either. “Let’s Go Crazy?” Not this time. Samples of History: Inheriting Prince’s Funk 10. When You Were Mine Prince’s third album, 1980′s Dirty Mind , was what most people would call a “departure” record. Gone were the disco influences that shaped songs like “I Wanna Be Your Lover” and “Soft & Wet.” In their place were shades of the punk rock and new wave scenes that were beginning to take hold of America at the time. “When You Were Mine” manages to combine the new wave influence with an admitted Beatles-esque sensibility that provides the soundtrack to Prince’s obsession with an ex. 9. Pop Life In 1985, Prince followed up the massive success of the Purple Rain album and film with Around The World In A Day , a psychedelic pop record that only someone as weird as Prince could make. Despite its many nods to psychedelia, one of ATWIAD’s best songs was “Pop Life,” a song that addresses social issues like the dangers of drugs. 8. Adore Influenced by R&B ballads by singers like Anita Baker and Luther Vandross, one of Prince’s biggest songs that never became a single was “Adore,” the final song on Prince’s sprawling 1987 double album, Sign O’ The Times . Prince toes the line between the sacred and profane with the song’s churchy instrumentation, and erotic lyrics. The song also is home to the classic lyric “You could burn up my clothes / Smash up my ride / Well maybe not the ride…” 7. Purple Rain We all know this song, which probably owes more to the traditions of country music than to R&B. The nearly nine-minute album version is a revelation with Prince’s extended guitar solo. There’s a reason why Prince performs this song at nearly every concert he does. 6. Kiss Originally intended for a group called Mazarati that Prince signed to his Paisley Park Records label, “Kiss” started off as a simple 90 second demo. Prince gave the demo to his engineer, David “Z” Rivkind who managed to take Prince’s extremely rough sketch of a song, and turn it into one of the funkiest songs His Royal Badness ever touched. Mazarati recorded a version of the song, which Prince is rumored to have taken to a popular outdoor basketball court in Minneapolis to get feedback. The feedback was so positive that Prince decided to keep the song for himself. Mazarati weren’t left completely in the dirt though. Their background vocals remain on the track. 5. If I Was Your Girlfriend “If I Was Your Girlfriend” was released as the second single from Prince’s 1987 album, Sign O’ The Times . Despite a warm reception from black radio at the time, the song stalled on the pop charts, mainly by those who were confused by the song’s premise. Using a sped up vocal to simulate a woman’s voice, Prince is actually singing to his then-girlfriend, Susannah Melvoin about how he wishes that he had a closer relationship with her, like that of one of her girlfriends. Of course, things get kinda freaky as the song goes along, but this is Prince we’re talking about. 4. Joy In Repetition A relatively obscure track to casual fans, “Joy In Repetition” appears on the soundtrack to Prince’s 1990 film disaster Graffiti Bridge . The song’s narrative vividly details Prince walking into a club where “four-letter words are seldom heard with such dignity and bite.” Inside the club he sees a woman on stage singing the same two words over and over again as he falls in love with her, dragging her from the stage and running out of the club arm in arm. Prince rarely goes into narrative mode to the extent that he does in this song. Plus, he straight up murders the guitar solo. 3. The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker “The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker” is another one of those rare narratives in Prince’s discography. A deceptively simple song, the song features little more instrumentation than a drum machine, keyboard, guitar and bass. In the song, Prince tells the tale of meeting a waitress, the titular Dorothy Parker, who starts flirting with him. He leaves the restaurant with her even though he admits that he’s seeing someone. But as the song ends, he reveals that Dorothy “didn’t see the movie cuz she hadn’t read the book first.” 2. Little Red Corvette With those opening synth chords, and the opening lyric, “I guess I shoulda known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn’t last,” Prince hit critical and commercial pay dirt. Prince works the fast woman as fast car metaphor for all its worth on this song, which was reportedly written in between cat naps while riding in the car of one of his band members. “Little Red Corvette” has the distinction of being one of the first videos by a black artist played on MTV. 1. When Doves Cry The last song written for Purple Rain , “When Doves Cry” is a pop music masterpiece. The opening guitar riff grabs your attention and doesn’t let go until the sparsely arranged song comes to an end. “When Doves Cry” helped propel Purple Rain , the film and album, to classic status. 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Epic was well represented at the latest GDC, which just wrapped up in San Francisco. They showcased the latest version of their popular Unreal Engine 3, and the demo certainly blew us away, with a dark, Blade Runner meets Robocop meets Deus Ex look. Watch for yourself and be amazed. We can only wish that Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : DigitalBattle Discovery Date : 05/03/2011 21:17 Number of articles : 2
Epic was well represented at the latest GDC, which just wrapped up in San Francisco. They showcased the latest version of their popular Unreal Engine 3, and the demo certainly blew us away, with a dark, Blade Runner meets Robocop meets Deus Ex look. Watch for yourself and be amazed. We can only wish that Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : DigitalBattle Discovery Date : 05/03/2011 21:17 Number of articles : 2
Epic was well represented at the latest GDC, which just wrapped up in San Francisco. They showcased the latest version of their popular Unreal Engine 3, and the demo certainly blew us away, with a dark, Blade Runner meets Robocop meets Deus Ex look. Watch for yourself and be amazed. We can only wish that Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : DigitalBattle Discovery Date : 05/03/2011 21:17 Number of articles : 2
Orange Vallée is one of 70 companies chosen by VentureBeat to launch at the DEMO Spring 2011 event taking place this week. These companies do pay a fee to present, but our coverage of them remains objective. On is a mobile address book which aims to be the hub of all your communications. It covers contacts from Twitter, Facebook, Gmail and your phonebook and allows you to view everyone’s tweets and… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : VentureBeat Discovery Date : 02/03/2011 00:54 Number of articles : 2
