If you like hot blondes in lingerie, then I have a feeling you’re going to love this latest shoot from Denmark hottie Alberte Valentine . And if you don’t, then I’m not really sure what you’re doing reading this site in the first place, unless you accidentally stumbled across it looking for a blog about famous, celebrity fish. So if that’s the case, sorry to disappoint, but for the rest of you: enjoy. And trust me, you definitely won’t be disappointed. Photo: Rubén Suárez
I saw Nina Agdal at a party about a week and a half ago…she was drunk, probably with her boyfriend, and most importantly, as retard looking in person as she is in pictures. I didn’t feel bad that I’ve spent the last 3 year of her existence, pointing to her forehead thinking – wtf kind of Downs Syndrome is this…not to mention, the rest of her is as big as her head…she’s a monster…making her this pile of drunken shit, that is fully and officially overrated…..and here she is for PHOTO magazine, sucking…because that’s obviously what she does, otherwise how else would she be here from Denmark…it just doesn’t make sense…
Nina Agdal is hardly nude for a model hooker who gets nude for money cuz it is her job, but is a story, because it’s a cellphone pic is making me work on a Sunday….Better than the average church, but I prefer drinking on my Sundays to spending 2-5 minutes posting this. Nina Agdal is a bikini model from “not america”. Her getting naked to get ahead is really not a new concept to her, she just normally does it for money and no cellphone pics capture the moment, because most models, at least when they are getting their start are hookers, who get flown to Dubai to get shit on by rich arabs…and the candy coated free modelling they do for Sports Illustrated is really just marketing for that part of job, the part of the job that actually pays. Now I’m not sure Nina Agdal was ever a hooker who slept her way to anywhere, I know nothing about her, but I do know that to get selected amongst the locals in her home, probably involved a little extra push, seeing how so many girls want to get to her level of fame, and they’d do it for free…and they are hotter than her… That’s not to say Denmark breeds model hookers, it’s to say all models are hookers….just ask Adam Levine and Leonardo who pass them around like they are…but unfortunately, don’t pass around pics of their “real work”….because seeing her fuck is better than seeing her text naked.
Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model, and this is her nipple for some magazine called Fat Man Magazine, that I assume was designed for me, being a fat man, but then I realize is just mocking me, because I am a fat man…you know saying when you are built fat, girls like Josephine Skriver, straight from Denmark, will only have sex with you if you are rich or offering them citizenship, you know otherwise the only fat man getting up on this is gonna be a fucking magazine…but what they don’t realize is that fat men everywhere, can stare at these pics and masturbate to them, which when you’ve never had sex, like most fat men, is all they fucking know…so take that Josephine Skriver and your nipple for fashion…take that….
Would you put this black stuff in your mouth? Haribo To End Production Of Racist Candy Via Telegraph German sweet maker Haribo has stopped selling some of its liquorice sweets in Sweden and Denmark because certain consumers considered them racist. The sweets, part of the Skipper Mix salty blend that has been on the market for years, will no longer feature the controversial figures in both Scandinavian countries. Haribo said it had taken into account the critical comments made on the internet in recent weeks. “We decided that we could keep the product while removing the parts that certain consumers found offensive,” Haribo Sweden head Ola Dagliden told AFP. The offending sweets are in the shape of ethnic masks or facial representations that resemble primitive African, Asian or Native American art. No shady snacks please.
Today, I fell in love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, at least according to this MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her, but more importantly where you can see some of her titty work….all models, especially the euros have titty work. I’ve never heard of her, this is my first post on her, and she’s posing in some bikini campaign, good enough to inspire me to sing her love songs, and hold her tall girl hands, gazing in her eyes and planning our future together…and by that I mean trying to masturbate to her and failing because according to every radio and TV commercial, I have low testosterone and I am not a man, and I should do something about that, because that’s the new hustle….
Friday morning, President Barack Obama (pictured far right) was flanked by college students from around the country as he urged Congress to address a doubling…
Emmelie de Forest is celebrating after her song Only Teardrops saw Denmark win the Eurovision Song Contest. Tyler, 61, who represented the UK with Believe In… http://www.youtube.com/v/NnXkMHod_w0?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Here is the original post: Denmark win Eurovision Song Contest
My name is Nena, I’m 16 years old and I’m from Denmark . I’ve been a Belieber since January 2010. I’ve never thought that I was going to write my own Bieber experience, but here it goes. It all started in June 2012, when the tickets for Justin Bieber’s concert in Denmark went on sale. I really wanted to get the best seats to the show and also meet and greet tickets, so I bought a membership on Bieberfever. Unfortunately the meet and greet tickets weren’t on sale during the pre-sale, so I didn’t get them. Then the day the official sale started I wasn’t fast enough to buy the meet and greet tickets. I was really down about it, but Justin Bieber told us all to never say never and believe , but at the time, I found it difficult because we were 50,000 people going to the concert in Denmark. The chances of winning meet and greet seemed really small. The concert was on April 20th, 2013 and the day before April 19th I got an e-mail from Bieberfever saying that I FREAKING WON MEET AND GREET. I was so happy and couldn’t believe that after 3 and a half years of being a belieber I was going to get a picture with my biggest idol. The day of, about 4:45 p.m. on April 20th, Ryan from the crew came out to all us meet and greeters and got us into the building. It happened really fast and it was so surreal. I didn’t knew what to expect, but suddenly I was standing in the same room as Justin and somehow no one stood on the right side of him so I quickly went over to him. He smiled big at me with his teeth. I put my arm around him and he did the same thing with me. I remember me cuddling him on the shoulder blade and just smiling really big into the camera. After that I cried for like 20 minutes because I was so happy and because I was in shock I guess. Then the concert started and he was so amazing and it was 100% the best day of my life, no doubt about that! -@NENAjustNENA Read more: My name is Nena, I’m 16 years old and I’m from…
