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Cue the Slow Motion Running: Alexandra Daddario Snags Baywatch Lead

Before this moment in time, we thought the vision of Alexandra Daddario running down the beach wearing only a bikini was something we’d only see in the depths of our deepest REM cycles. Now we know dreams really do come true, though, because she just snagged the lead role in Paramount’s new Baywatch adaption.

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Cue the Slow Motion Running: Alexandra Daddario Snags Baywatch Lead

Rocio Guirao Diaz Models Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Rocio Guirao Diaz and she’s from Argentina…and probably only really known in Argentina….because I’ve never heard of her…but then again…all these girls…whether naked or half naked…unless seriously and aggressively shoved down my throat are forgettable…so maybe I have heard of her….maybe I’v even slept with her and just don’t remember it…because as a drunk…I don’t remember anything….but I probably just thought the girl I was banging was this hot…as I tend to do…becaus as a drunk…fat chicks seem less fat…their bodies soft and delicate and amazing to violate…while they are eager to be violated…cuz male attention only comes a couple of times a year after hard drinking…but the nice thing is that it doesn’t matter how vile the girls I bang are…what matters is how not-vile I think they are when I am banging them…cuz those beer goggles are my reality…. Here’s Rocio Guirao Diaz modeling lingerie….like she’s not the mom of 2…..

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Emily Osment in a Corset for Instagram of the Day

I think I am the only one who finds it funny to have a conspiracy theory about Emily Osment…you know that she’s Haley Joel Osment after his sex change…like this shit was Amanda Bynes in She’s a Man…or Rodney Dangerfield’s dainty Jonathan Brandis pre suicide in Ladybugs…pulling the broken child star out of the depths of hell…and re-packaging it as a cute girl…cuz no one cares about him anymore thanks to puberty and the only way to stunt that shit is hormone therapy…. It makes total sense to me…and here he is in a Corset…in what may be the least erotic pic I’ve seen of someone in a corset….I guess he hasn’t fully grasped how to move like a lady…

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Emily Osment in a Corset for Instagram of the Day

Rebecca Ferdinando See Through at the Dark Knight Premiere of the Day

I like this Rebecca Ferdinando bitch’s commitment to the cause….She’s 27 and has accomplished very fucking little in terms of her career, which is ok if you’re working towards an actual career and not one that is strictly dependent on your looks, cuz after 25, 98 percent of girls peak and plummit into the depths of hell……so she’s fighting the fucking clock….and in fighting the fucking clock, she’s used her connections from being in one movie no one has ever heard of, and got herself to a big premiere for Dark Knight in the UK, where she knew the media would be going nuts, and she did it in a see through dress, so that she’d stand out amongst the other attention seekers, which I guess is a better way to get noticed than shooting everyone in the theater….because titties are non-violent….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rebecca Ferdinando See Through at the Dark Knight Premiere of the Day

Nicki Minaj is a Fat Clown Showing Some Panty of the Day

I hate Nicki Minaj. Her music is shit. Her concept is shit. Her body is shit and her execution is shit. She’s some trained actor who wanted to be famous and who managed to use that shit in what is seemingly a comedy act that people take seriously….not an actual art or high concept thing she’s put together that comes from the depths of her soul…She’s the fucking equivalent of a hired clown at a shitty kids birthday party hall….all loud and stupid with an equally raped soul. She tries too fucking hard, looks fucking stupid in the process…She can’t be taken seriously….she must be put out of her misery….take her out back on Old Yeller the bitch….even if she’s showing panties I am too irritated by to remove with my mouth….so I know she’s bad news. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sasha Grey is the Pornstar I Hate the Most of the Day

I hate Sasha Grey…. She is the most overrated bullshit pornstar around. I know everyone likes her cuz she has a solid Publicist and some industry contacts that have allowed her to cross over to the mainstream….because people in the mainstream watch porn and felt that her being a gutter pornstar piece of shit who choked on dick in some of the most hardcore sex scenes in porn for a few years…that she spun as being an intellectual, or visionary or performing artist supported by a bush, no implants and goth looks….cuz she took some daddy issues, maybe some repressed child abused memories, maybe she was cheated on and decided to spite her first love by becoming a whore everyone wanted to fuck…all with average at best looks, that became hot within the porn world, cuz actual hot girls don’t usually end up in porn…..and comparatively she was hot…and the whole thing was too dark, obvious, boring even cliche for me…but obviously the world eats her up like she eats cum up….they’ve embraced her and given her a bigger ego than any gutter whore should ever have…I mean shit…the paparazzi is snapping of pics of her, she’s dated musicians who wanted to experience what they saw in video in person and she starred in the single worst season of Entourage….all far too much hype for a useless twat…that is actually a useful twat…it got her all she ever dreamed of….and more….but I still hate her.

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Emma Stone’s Street Walkin’ in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Emma Stone is getting a lot of hype these days… I don’t really know why, maybe it is cuz hollywood needs a cute hot young redhead to star in shitty movies….and Lohan is predisposed….only instead of being a heroin snorting, self absorbed, little cunt of a person that was totally unappreciative of everything she was handed in her spoiled little life…but instead became a tormented soul…she seems almost decent….maybe too decent for my liking, almost wholesome…cuz she hasn’t had any slutty scenes, any nude pics, any drunken disasters, and pussy flashes or nipple slips…..but I doubt anyone in Hollywood is any of those things…cuz you have to have no soul, decency, self-respect to make it in Hollywood….so this is just an image they are trying to portray….and by they I mean her team of people who don’t want us knowing she’s been pregnant a dozen time and has 15 houseboys who fuck her up the ass at the same time in her basement….but that’s all speculation.

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Halle Berry Spectacular Tit Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Halle Berry trying to protect her baby from the paparazzi like the amazing mother she clearly is….I mean how can she not be a good mother with tits like that…shit can feed a fucking tribal village during a famine….even though that’s a little too black of a task for this Hollywood princess, you know since she’s just lucky she had a black dad who she is estranged from to give her a skin tone that allowed her to have some marketability in a time of affirmative action and politically correctness….everything about her persona is white….even the men she fucks….but these tits..are spectacular no matter what their race / color and cree is…I figure that’s why she’s wearing the peace sign…cuz her pussy is like the UN’s human rights peace keeping department celebrating one race….the human race…at least that’s what I like to think while masturbating to her. I’m worldly like that.

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Hilary Duff’s Amazing Pregnant Ass in Tight of the Day

What better way to celebrate being 3 months pregnant with a billionaire homojock hockey player who has made her broad shouldered and now broad uterus and soon to be broad vaginaed and not even cuz it was team initiation season and she was the prop…than to throw on a pair of tights and show the world your amazing ass that we can fantasize about raw dogging, cuz clearly she doesn’t use condoms, but more importantly that we don’t have to worry about knocking up, even though Hilary Duff is one of those girls who if given the opportunity, you dig through the depths of your testicles and find that one sperm that isn’t two-headed, confused or half dead, and you make the motherfucker stick…cuz she’s a keeper and you’ve always envied K-Fed….here’s her ass.

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Turn to Stone: DVD Roundup 1-18-11

This week on DVD, Milla Jovovich goes back to her naked, naked ways in Stone , we get some virgin tit in The Virginity Hit , and a B-movie babe bares her B’s in the Roger Corman Cult Classic Demon of Paradise . Stone Nude on DVD and Blu-ray, Milla Jovovich gives us our first confirmed sighting of her bare boobs since her skinterracial lesbian scene in the 2006 thriller .45 when she doffs her top in the Robert De Niro flick Stone . It all starts half an hour in, when we see Milla’s cones as she talks on the phone and gives us a bone. Then at the 53-minute mark, Ms. Jovovich bares her niptastic knockerage in bed with De Niro. You’ll turn to stone. In your pants. The Virginity Hit Also nude on DVD, The Virginity Hit is a new kind of teen sex comedy that looks at boob in the age of Youtube. Most of the skin in this movie is seen on a computer screen, like when Savannah Welch appears fully frontal on a screen 33 minutes in and then topless on a cell phone one minute later. Adult actress Sunny Leone even makes a strangely non-nude mameo appearance topless on as the favorite porn star of a teenager who’s desperate to get laid. With Sunny? Aren’t we all? Up from the Depths/ Demon of Paradise Also nude on DVD, Roger Corman ‘s terror-at-the-beach cult classics Up from the Depths and Demon of Paradise are packaged together in one double feature. But the real double feature comes in Demon of Paradise when B-movie babe Leslie Huntly gets nude as some sexy fish food. Demon of Paradise will have you dreamin’ a pair-a-boobs!

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Turn to Stone: DVD Roundup 1-18-11